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Oh sure, we know how it is. You and your buddies (or buddettes) are the most talented musicians in the world, but no one will give you a chance, right? That's because your band is probably named something crappy like "Three Guys Who Play Cool Music" or "No, Really, We Don't Suck As Bad As John Tesh Does".
And therein lies the problem- you've gotta have a catchy name for your band. You may be musical geniuses (and we might be brain surgeons), but picking a good band name requires a human touch, which is why we automated the whole damn process. Our custom-written1 Band Name Generator will create a name that's just right for you, and without involving any pesky humans.
Based on a complex algorithm2, and factoring in what we know about you, your band, and your music3 we've picked a great name for you already. If you don't like the name we picked, just refresh your browser to get another band name.
| Melodramatically Marginal |
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| Unusually Christless |
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| Inexcusably Familiar With |
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| Best Theosophical |
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| Mildly Air-to-ground |
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| Suavely Unemotional |
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| Stepwise Meddlesome |
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| Categorically Occult |
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| Unachievably Spick-and-span |
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| On The Spot Unseeded |
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| Profitlessly Overemotional |
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| Irregardless Attention-getting |
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| Tahitian Property Settlement |
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| Dual Neotoma Cinerea |
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| Disoriented Depolarization |
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| Rushy Flood |
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| Rueful Blind |
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| Separated Greenmarket |
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| Overactive Petting |
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| The Rorschachs |
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| The Blankets |
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| The Sizes |
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| The Herpes Simplexs |
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| The Brasss |
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| The Saint Louiss |
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| The Sizes |
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| The Toad Frogs |
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| Misappropriation Poster Color |
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| Economist Reward |
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| Monocanthidae Impost |
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| Coelenteron American Spicebush |
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| Coraciidae Chef's Salad |
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| Linkage Vagabond |
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| Status Blowjob |
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| Homeotic Gene Crack |
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| Genus Saurosuchus Mallophaga |
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| Bayes' Theorem Director Of Central Intelligence |
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| Euphonous Villain |
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| Tripping Pane |
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| Fisheye Abel |
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| Least Aptness |
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| Undefined Family Begoniaceae |
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| Petrous Ethacrynic Acid |
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| Perinasal Air Hole |
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| Ornate Respiratory Organ |
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| Old Zurvanism |
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| Atomic Postiche |
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| Physical Union Representative |
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| Northward Black Hemlock |
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| Equipped Nephrolithiasis |
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And there you have it- your new band's name, a distinctive moniker that will rocket you to the top of the charts4.
(1) By someone else
(2) Actually it's random
(3) Which is absolutely nothing
(4) Assuming you have talent, a good agent, and a lead singer with big hooters.
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