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Oh sure, we know how it is. You and your buddies (or buddettes) are the most talented musicians in the world, but no one will give you a chance, right? That's because your band is probably named something crappy like "Three Guys Who Play Cool Music" or "No, Really, We Don't Suck As Bad As John Tesh Does".
And therein lies the problem- you've gotta have a catchy name for your band. You may be musical geniuses (and we might be brain surgeons), but picking a good band name requires a human touch, which is why we automated the whole damn process. Our custom-written1 Band Name Generator will create a name that's just right for you, and without involving any pesky humans.
Based on a complex algorithm2, and factoring in what we know about you, your band, and your music3 we've picked a great name for you already. If you don't like the name we picked, just refresh your browser to get another band name.
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| Volitionally Unpainted |
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| Et Al. Textured |
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| Confoundedly Complementary |
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| Impotently Surreptitious |
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| Draggingly Abrasive |
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| However Rit. |
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| Intermittently Preceding |
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| Sweet Pythagorean |
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| At A Low Price Adept |
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| Longingly Bailable |
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| Pig-headedly Adsorbent |
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| Pettily Physical |
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| Just Nonaddictive |
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| Economic Hog |
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| Loopy Raper |
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| Shellproof Constrictor |
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| Brushed Shamash |
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| Gutsy Cyanamid |
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| Concerned Hg |
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| Unsympathizing Humour |
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| Upright Crutch |
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| The Systems |
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| The International Candles |
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| The Nursings |
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| The Drags |
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| The Oblique Triangles |
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| Oxeye Half Blood |
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| Panoramic Sight Dunce Cap |
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| Agropyron Mitre Box |
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| Reverberance Fumeroot |
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| Sir Alec Guinness Sewing Needle |
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| Boned Postural Hypotension |
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| Disheartening Claude Achille Debussy |
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| Morbid Lyreflower |
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| Floating Cinnamon Roll |
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| Smoke-free Pitcher Sage |
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| Consoling Beheading |
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| Thirty-fifth Scarecrow |
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| Laconic Censer |
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| Unmovable Abutment |
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| Cacodemonic Pyorrhea |
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| Avenged Mar |
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| Diabolic Genus Lophophora |
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| Modest Double Bass |
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| Pre-Raphaelite Ecclesiastical Benefice |
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| Mechanic Overexploitation |
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| Ampullary Theater Critic |
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And there you have it- your new band's name, a distinctive moniker that will rocket you to the top of the charts4.
(1) By someone else
(2) Actually it's random
(3) Which is absolutely nothing
(4) Assuming you have talent, a good agent, and a lead singer with big hooters.
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