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Oh sure, we know how it is. You and your buddies (or buddettes) are the most talented musicians in the world, but no one will give you a chance, right? That's because your band is probably named something crappy like "Three Guys Who Play Cool Music" or "No, Really, We Don't Suck As Bad As John Tesh Does".
And therein lies the problem- you've gotta have a catchy name for your band. You may be musical geniuses (and we might be brain surgeons), but picking a good band name requires a human touch, which is why we automated the whole damn process. Our custom-written1 Band Name Generator will create a name that's just right for you, and without involving any pesky humans.
Based on a complex algorithm2, and factoring in what we know about you, your band, and your music3 we've picked a great name for you already. If you don't like the name we picked, just refresh your browser to get another band name.
| Strategically Clamant |
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| Dorsoventrally Calming |
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| Artlessly Dopy |
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| Diabolically Zionist |
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| Roughly Planned |
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| Pro Rata Uncomprehended |
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| Bilobed Barney Oldfield |
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| Disposable Albert Szent-Gyorgyi |
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| .22 Caliber Viral Delivery Vector |
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| Bright Winter Crookneck Squash |
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| Fatal Smooth Lip Fern |
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| Conscious Pilgrim |
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| Urbane Incurvature |
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| Fresh Backup |
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| Latin Wasp Waist |
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| The Casts |
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| The Whinchats |
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| The Foie Grass |
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| The Star Begonias |
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| The Payrolls |
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| The Platanthera Chloranthas |
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| The Suretys |
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| The Cam Strokes |
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| Curse David Riesman Jr. |
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| Genus Cantharellus Rhone Wine |
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| Victory Day Cup Of Tea |
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| Vegetable Sheep Deciduous Holly |
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| Malt Whiskey Navratilova |
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| One Shot Lowbush Cranberry |
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| Stirring Jabberer |
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| Curricular Needlefish |
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| Wrinkled Musculus Sternocleidomastoideus |
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| Merging Ragnarok |
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| Certain Sundries |
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| Many Frenchwoman |
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| Wispy Computer |
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| Contralto Examen |
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| Wilful Universal Time |
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| Minimal Patentee |
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| Leibnitzian Demister |
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| Heuristic White Honeysuckle |
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| Epidermal Cercidiphyllum |
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| Puncturable Erodium |
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| Nonmagnetic Social Gathering |
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| Elfin Stilton |
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| Pseudo C. H. Best |
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| Literal Landing Flap |
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| Hermeneutic Palestinian National Authority |
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| Splashed Albert Gore Jr. |
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| Arbitrational II Maccabees |
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And there you have it- your new band's name, a distinctive moniker that will rocket you to the top of the charts4.
(1) By someone else
(2) Actually it's random
(3) Which is absolutely nothing
(4) Assuming you have talent, a good agent, and a lead singer with big hooters.
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