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Oh sure, we know how it is. You and your buddies (or buddettes) are the most talented musicians in the world, but no one will give you a chance, right? That's because your band is probably named something crappy like "Three Guys Who Play Cool Music" or "No, Really, We Don't Suck As Bad As John Tesh Does".
And therein lies the problem- you've gotta have a catchy name for your band. You may be musical geniuses (and we might be brain surgeons), but picking a good band name requires a human touch, which is why we automated the whole damn process. Our custom-written1 Band Name Generator will create a name that's just right for you, and without involving any pesky humans.
Based on a complex algorithm2, and factoring in what we know about you, your band, and your music3 we've picked a great name for you already. If you don't like the name we picked, just refresh your browser to get another band name.
| Annoyingly Unchallengeable |
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| Harmfully Syncretic |
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| Slowly Reform-minded |
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| Peradventure Anthropoid |
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| Strictly Advancing |
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| Pacifistically Wicked |
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| Visually Infinitival |
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| Inward Genealogical |
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| Murderously Pressure-cooker |
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| Fearfully Rhomboidal |
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| Lastly Easygoing |
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| Dandily Prehensile |
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| Fixedly Unprocessed |
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| Illative Xerophthalmus |
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| Sadistic Faineance |
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| Appointive Heartsease |
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| Regimental Protein |
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| Submerged Pile |
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| Suited Thigh-slapper |
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| Shuha Keenness |
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| Better Accession |
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| The Population Controls |
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| The Double Sharps |
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| The Rob Roys |
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| The Candelillas |
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| The Sterilizations |
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| Hunger Drivel |
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| Clever Dick Figuration |
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| Parlour Grand Kilimanjaro |
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| Launch Area James Harvey Robinson |
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| Maclura Pomifera Saxicolous Plant |
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| Loose Vitreous Body |
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| Refractile Field Goal |
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| Cushy Kurosawa |
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| Conjunctival Bibliopole |
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| Straight Zenaidura Macroura |
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| Circumstantial Auklet |
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| Fictile Dead Mail |
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| Ill-humoured Picnic Ground |
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| Irritable Stag's-horn Coral |
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| Precedent Slit |
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| Enslaved White Broom |
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| Two-hundredth Sodbuster |
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| Strewn Stone Age |
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| Sawn-off Slumber Party |
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| Potty Duty Period |
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| Neanderthal Subfamily Cetoniidae |
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| Bulbous Dexedrine |
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| Well-lighted Rejoicing |
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| Surrounding Oxblood Red |
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And there you have it- your new band's name, a distinctive moniker that will rocket you to the top of the charts4.
(1) By someone else
(2) Actually it's random
(3) Which is absolutely nothing
(4) Assuming you have talent, a good agent, and a lead singer with big hooters.
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