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Oh sure, we know how it is. You and your buddies (or buddettes) are the most talented musicians in the world, but no one will give you a chance, right? That's because your band is probably named something crappy like "Three Guys Who Play Cool Music" or "No, Really, We Don't Suck As Bad As John Tesh Does".
And therein lies the problem- you've gotta have a catchy name for your band. You may be musical geniuses (and we might be brain surgeons), but picking a good band name requires a human touch, which is why we automated the whole damn process. Our custom-written1 Band Name Generator will create a name that's just right for you, and without involving any pesky humans.
Based on a complex algorithm2, and factoring in what we know about you, your band, and your music3 we've picked a great name for you already. If you don't like the name we picked, just refresh your browser to get another band name.
| Determinedly Bowed |
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| On And Off Long-lasting |
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| Blasphemously Menial |
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| Strictly Dry |
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| Discouragingly Unassured |
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| Ex Tempore Coccoid |
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| Impotently Surreptitious |
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| Readably Jagged |
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| Leastways Oriented |
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| Piercingly Forte |
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| Statically Northerly |
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| Insinuatingly Stalinist |
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| Cryptogamic Liberian |
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| Chinese Symphysion |
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| Two-channel Firm |
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| Unpalatable Charnel House |
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| The Rheumatisms |
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| The Carduuss |
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| The Wests |
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| The Tamarisk Familys |
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| The Inconspicuousnesss |
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| The Genus Ephippiorhynchuss |
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| The Black Sheeps |
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| The Greco-Roman Architectures |
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| The Plays |
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| The Checking Programs |
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| The Jawss |
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| Family Gerreidae Perchloric Acid |
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| Roulette Genip |
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| Submaxilla Color Wash |
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| Star Aniseed Stalking-horse |
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| Cup Conference |
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| Child Repressor |
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| Systematized Barrage Balloon |
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| Esteemed Aesculapius |
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| Unobjectionable Tetrode |
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| Everyday Choo-choo |
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| Interchangeable Stomatitis |
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| Restricting Petty Juror |
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| Diabetic Hendrik Antoon Lorentz |
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| Consanguine Musnud |
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| Acromegalic Simultaneous Operation |
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| Varicolored Presley |
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| Neuropsychiatric Volcanic Crater |
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| Doubtful Arb |
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| Arbitrational Plasticizer |
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| Unforgivable Alan Bartlett Shepard Jr. |
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| Bimillenial Market Day |
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| Violet Absolute Viscosity |
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| Supranormal Bottom Feeder |
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And there you have it- your new band's name, a distinctive moniker that will rocket you to the top of the charts4.
(1) By someone else
(2) Actually it's random
(3) Which is absolutely nothing
(4) Assuming you have talent, a good agent, and a lead singer with big hooters.
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