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Oh sure, we know how it is. You and your buddies (or buddettes) are the most talented musicians in the world, but no one will give you a chance, right? That's because your band is probably named something crappy like "Three Guys Who Play Cool Music" or "No, Really, We Don't Suck As Bad As John Tesh Does".
And therein lies the problem- you've gotta have a catchy name for your band. You may be musical geniuses (and we might be brain surgeons), but picking a good band name requires a human touch, which is why we automated the whole damn process. Our custom-written1 Band Name Generator will create a name that's just right for you, and without involving any pesky humans.
Based on a complex algorithm2, and factoring in what we know about you, your band, and your music3 we've picked a great name for you already. If you don't like the name we picked, just refresh your browser to get another band name.
Fondly Ornate |
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Drastically Splinterproof |
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Peculiarly Adulterant |
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Dumbly Enlightened |
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Backward Conciliatory |
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Aesthetically Positive |
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Barefacedly Floricultural |
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Macroscopical Kotoko |
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Symbolic Underdog |
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Keyed Dirty Joke |
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Sweptwing Tax Return |
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Flowing Tibetan |
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Adorned Genus Yucca |
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West Hood Ornament |
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Yellow Cost |
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Far-right Discount |
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Fragmented Delusion |
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The Brown Bullheads |
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The Representations |
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The Abettors |
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The Deep Middle Cerebral Veins |
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The Firing Pins |
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The Transcendencys |
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The Ceylons |
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The Heavenly Jewels |
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The Dulcimers |
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The Pitchs |
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The Cardiopulmonary Resuscitations |
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The Presentations |
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Scrub Typhus Polluter |
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Subdata Base Thalweg |
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Finish Epacris Obtusifolia |
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Safecracker Absolution |
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Tandoor Vibrato |
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Centre Comprehensiveness |
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Addable Genus Spergula |
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Unshrinkable Old World Robin |
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Anisogamic Family Strigidae |
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Incomputable Robert Falcon Scott |
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Mitral Gun Rest |
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Styled Milliradian |
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Void Nutmeg Flower |
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Familiarizing Pronghorn Antelope |
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Sixty-seven Ursa Minor |
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Liberal Wonder Boy |
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Djiboutian Cambodia |
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Slack Wether |
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Benign Promptitude |
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Ilx Metatherian |
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Unsweet Signpost |
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And there you have it- your new band's name, a distinctive moniker that will rocket you to the top of the charts4.
(1) By someone else
(2) Actually it's random
(3) Which is absolutely nothing
(4) Assuming you have talent, a good agent, and a lead singer with big hooters.
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