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 Band Name Generator
Oh sure, we know how it is. You and your buddies (or buddettes) are the most talented musicians in the world, but no one will give you a chance, right? That's because your band is probably named something crappy like "Three Guys Who Play Cool Music" or "No, Really, We Don't Suck As Bad As John Tesh Does".

And therein lies the problem- you've gotta have a catchy name for your band. You may be musical geniuses (and we might be brain surgeons), but picking a good band name requires a human touch, which is why we automated the whole damn process. Our custom-written1 Band Name Generator will create a name that's just right for you, and without involving any pesky humans.

Based on a complex algorithm2, and factoring in what we know about you, your band, and your music3 we've picked a great name for you already. If you don't like the name we picked, just refresh your browser to get another band name.

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Cold-eyed Schemozzle
Blinking Rickettsia
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The Bricoles
The Activitys
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The Chelonidaes
The Olives
The Pink Shower Trees
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The Predispositions
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Well-grooved Mrs. Henry Wood
Farthest Tempest
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Right-minded Montagu
Sub-rosa United Nations Educational Scientific And Cultural
Existing Sewing-machine Stitch
Incompetent Lycaeon
Unsatiable Idealization
Arched Principality

And there you have it- your new band's name, a distinctive moniker that will rocket you to the top of the charts4.

(1) By someone else
(2) Actually it's random
(3) Which is absolutely nothing
(4) Assuming you have talent, a good agent, and a lead singer with big hooters.

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