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 Band Name Generator
Oh sure, we know how it is. You and your buddies (or buddettes) are the most talented musicians in the world, but no one will give you a chance, right? That's because your band is probably named something crappy like "Three Guys Who Play Cool Music" or "No, Really, We Don't Suck As Bad As John Tesh Does".

And therein lies the problem- you've gotta have a catchy name for your band. You may be musical geniuses (and we might be brain surgeons), but picking a good band name requires a human touch, which is why we automated the whole damn process. Our custom-written1 Band Name Generator will create a name that's just right for you, and without involving any pesky humans.

Based on a complex algorithm2, and factoring in what we know about you, your band, and your music3 we've picked a great name for you already. If you don't like the name we picked, just refresh your browser to get another band name.

Shoulder-to-shoulder Rosy
Loquaciously Unifying
Naively Phobic
Supinely Partisan
Balefully Machine-made
Under It Territorial
Obscurely Complete
Bibliothecarial Cant Dog
Defined Spirit
Arrhythmic Sickle-cell Anemia
Super Pronghorn
Malcontent Wrestler
Interrogatory Desperation
Polycrystalline Slo-Bid
Muttering Luciferin
Acentric Government Office
The Upland Cottons
The Installments
The Special Pleadings
The Straight Sinuss
The Angolas
The Ship's Companys
The Damages
The Republic Of Koreas
Lorentz Hippodamia Convergens
Passover Supper British Shilling
Identification Thrill
Artificer Hadrosaurus
Subtrahend Turntable
Wharf Rat Genus Cryptocoryne
Polemics Centaurea Americana
Otididae Federal
Sravana Burnt Lime
Rawalpindi Ament
Heart Valve Condominium
Wildcatter SALT II
Necromantic Van Vleck
Black-market Air Sac
Frugal Burke
Aimless Bite
Parthian Abronia Villosa
Hurtful Stockpile
Sagittal Sclerotium
Bionic Dehydrated Food
Many Frenchwoman
Nearer China Grass
Foodless Anguilliformes
Evaporable Sore
Unpackaged Bridge
Abandoned Typhoid Bacillus

And there you have it- your new band's name, a distinctive moniker that will rocket you to the top of the charts4.

(1) By someone else
(2) Actually it's random
(3) Which is absolutely nothing
(4) Assuming you have talent, a good agent, and a lead singer with big hooters.

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