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 Band Name Generator
Oh sure, we know how it is. You and your buddies (or buddettes) are the most talented musicians in the world, but no one will give you a chance, right? That's because your band is probably named something crappy like "Three Guys Who Play Cool Music" or "No, Really, We Don't Suck As Bad As John Tesh Does".

And therein lies the problem- you've gotta have a catchy name for your band. You may be musical geniuses (and we might be brain surgeons), but picking a good band name requires a human touch, which is why we automated the whole damn process. Our custom-written1 Band Name Generator will create a name that's just right for you, and without involving any pesky humans.

Based on a complex algorithm2, and factoring in what we know about you, your band, and your music3 we've picked a great name for you already. If you don't like the name we picked, just refresh your browser to get another band name.

Determinedly Bowed
On And Off Long-lasting
Blasphemously Menial
Strictly Dry
Discouragingly Unassured
Ex Tempore Coccoid
Impotently Surreptitious
Readably Jagged
Leastways Oriented
Piercingly Forte
Statically Northerly
Insinuatingly Stalinist
Cryptogamic Liberian
Chinese Symphysion
Two-channel Firm
Unpalatable Charnel House
The Rheumatisms
The Carduuss
The Wests
The Tamarisk Familys
The Inconspicuousnesss
The Genus Ephippiorhynchuss
The Black Sheeps
The Greco-Roman Architectures
The Plays
The Checking Programs
The Jawss
Family Gerreidae Perchloric Acid
Roulette Genip
Submaxilla Color Wash
Star Aniseed Stalking-horse
Cup Conference
Child Repressor
Systematized Barrage Balloon
Esteemed Aesculapius
Unobjectionable Tetrode
Everyday Choo-choo
Interchangeable Stomatitis
Restricting Petty Juror
Diabetic Hendrik Antoon Lorentz
Consanguine Musnud
Acromegalic Simultaneous Operation
Varicolored Presley
Neuropsychiatric Volcanic Crater
Doubtful Arb
Arbitrational Plasticizer
Unforgivable Alan Bartlett Shepard Jr.
Bimillenial Market Day
Violet Absolute Viscosity
Supranormal Bottom Feeder

And there you have it- your new band's name, a distinctive moniker that will rocket you to the top of the charts4.

(1) By someone else
(2) Actually it's random
(3) Which is absolutely nothing
(4) Assuming you have talent, a good agent, and a lead singer with big hooters.

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