StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #13 (Closed)
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Previous Caption Contests
"I agree with Sandy. Steve sounds like he flunked out of basketweaving school."
GRG - Tuesday, December 31, 2002 at 16:14:45 (PST)
"Steve, you're a friggin' moron. Take your dumbell bullsh*t somewhere else."
Sandy Carrell - Tuesday, December 31, 2002 at 15:56:12 (PST)
"Hello my name is Steve, and I am contacting you all on a personal note. As a florist, I learned the techniques and procedures of raising flowers, and I have found that flowers need a certain amount of things. Water, they all need water. They need air, and living space, but the most important part of a flowers life is the dirt in which it lives. I have moved on from the florist business, now becoming a professional dirt specialist, selling dirt to the communities of Southern Florida. My husband Marty and I have traveled the world in search of new types of dirt, and we cultivate many different types in our own dirt facility. We have the traditional brown dirt, we have midnight black dirt, we have San Antonio red dirt, and even some other foreign varieties. I hate to brag, but we even developed a dirt of our own by cross-breeding two strands. I call it the Sutherland Seedy Dirt. I call it this because it's like seeds in the dirt, because it's part sand, making it rather sandy. But it works great on the plants. Please contact me regarding the dirt business, I will leave my contact number later. Thank you, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and God bless you all!"
Steve Sutherland - Tuesday, December 31, 2002 at 14:59:20 (PST)
"Dude, I'll tellin' ya- if we took a crap on that picture over there nobody'd know any difference... well you have a shit coloration problem-- so you may want to find a red painting to do your droppings on..."
MOM THE MOM - Tuesday, December 31, 2002 at 12:07:11 (PST)
".... but don't take that one. They say it's priceless, so it ain't worth nothin'."
genie - Tuesday, December 31, 2002 at 07:22:01 (PST)
"Hey kid, come back and pull my finger...damn...I just shit myself"
GiJoe - Monday, December 30, 2002 at 15:22:48 (PST)
"No, Skull, I'm sure it was Yellowstone where we kicked the *%[email protected]# out of the artist who was painting that delightful rendering."
Dave C. - Sunday, December 29, 2002 at 22:17:44 (PST)
"That guy is so fat he wears the equator as his belt."
Unknown seriously. - Sunday, December 29, 2002 at 14:25:34 (PST)
"So ... You like that one for over the fireplace...."
Ann - Sunday, December 29, 2002 at 08:05:26 (PST)
"If we stare hard enough the police will think we belong here."
Your mom - Thursday, December 26, 2002 at 20:58:28 (PST)
tommy - Thursday, December 26, 2002 at 00:55:46 (PST)
"Wasn't that the tree you shagged me at......."
moots - Thursday, December 26, 2002 at 00:30:06 (PST)
"Hey man look... it looks like Jesus!"
corey oke (c.oke) - Wednesday, December 25, 2002 at 08:27:39 (PST)
"Fo you smell that?????? That was last night's dinner, ALPO with gravy."
crashnburn - Tuesday, December 24, 2002 at 20:49:33 (PST)
"The cops will never think to come in here lookin for us. Damn were smart..."
crashnburn - Tuesday, December 24, 2002 at 20:48:12 (PST)
"hey, I think there is a naked girl peeking out from behind that tree."
anita dick - Tuesday, December 24, 2002 at 16:08:47 (PST)
"Which way is the damn exit, that way? I'm too drunk to get up....screw it"
Eric Snyder - Monday, December 23, 2002 at 21:51:43 (PST)
"Hey Spike, what other fun activities can we do that also rhyme with Fart?"
Stax - Monday, December 23, 2002 at 14:52:15 (PST)
"Having just stabbed several excited patrons who rushed the new exhibit, the museum's security personnel enjoy a well-deserved break."
Texas Yahoo - Sunday, December 22, 2002 at 21:02:32 (PST)
"Bob's first date turned out to be a success, Sam loved the arts."
Yoda - Sunday, December 22, 2002 at 18:42:16 (PST)
"The new security guards were to good at their job, no one would even bother to show up..."
Yoda - Sunday, December 22, 2002 at 18:40:14 (PST)
"You win...I can't hold up my arm any longer"
shmee - Sunday, December 22, 2002 at 16:24:16 (PST)
"I'll get that one inked on my back... huh... whaddya mean this aint a tattoo parlour."
NOV - Saturday, December 21, 2002 at 21:37:20 (PST)
"Quick, make it look like we're interested or they'll kick us out"
Nedd - Saturday, December 21, 2002 at 12:28:18 (PST)
- Saturday, December 21, 2002 at 10:08:37 (PST)
"I ditched my first dead body near a tear that looked just like that- I'm sorry I'm starting to lose myself here."
Staff - Friday, December 20, 2002 at 21:25:46 (PST)
"Hey Bubba, ya think that tree would be strong enough for a lynchin?"
David (Billaka) - Friday, December 20, 2002 at 19:20:16 (PST)
"The neo-classical representation of the piece is clearly defined by its symmetry and depth of field"
Van Gough - Friday, December 20, 2002 at 13:07:50 (PST)
"Icepick and Mad Dog take time out for their yearly 'Culture Minute'."
Marvin - Thursday, December 19, 2002 at 19:40:19 (PST)
"Whaddya mean, 'I'm uncouth?? I got couth comin' outta my ass, baby!"
Rip The Sky - Thursday, December 19, 2002 at 19:19:25 (PST)
"Crusher, ya notice how Renior's interplay of da light and shadow lend a peaceful air to da composition?"
Billy Bob - Thursday, December 19, 2002 at 19:16:05 (PST)
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