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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #16 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"Holy shit...you broke yours off!!!"
Jaxxx - Sunday, February 09, 2003 at 15:15:47 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "If Michael Jackson comes for either of us, they other runs him over, got it?"
Blah - Sunday, February 09, 2003 at 12:58:06 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "This is the start to a beauuuutiful friendship..."
Manda - Sunday, February 09, 2003 at 11:15:30 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Here's lookin at you kid..."
Manda - Sunday, February 09, 2003 at 11:14:19 (PST)
"Black kid: ''I pitty the fooo who dont dial 1800 collect!!!'' White kid: ''Carrot top says dial 1800 collect saves u money, do u wanna go out to lunch one time."
f.B.i. - Saturday, February 08, 2003 at 19:39:01 (PST)
"Hey Mr. Cruise, I thought you and Nicole broke up. Hey Gary, I thought R. Kelly was only into young girls?What you talkin bout Willis?"
TheMan1327 - Saturday, February 08, 2003 at 15:58:30 (PST)
"I'll never let go Jack. I'll never let go"
DRederik - Saturday, February 08, 2003 at 15:49:38 (PST)
"Oh!!!...Grrrreat..Look where we ended up meeting!!!!"
Lito - Saturday, February 08, 2003 at 13:53:20 (PST)
"Hey!!! y0!!!! huh??? naa......you're not my twin...."
Jose Hureta - Saturday, February 08, 2003 at 11:23:13 (PST)
"Right baby: Dude, is that your mommy or daddy?"
- Friday, February 07, 2003 at 18:28:18 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Total Recall 2: Mutants Return."
steve - Friday, February 07, 2003 at 12:58:38 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Must poke his eye out..move back one step dammit!!"
- Friday, February 07, 2003 at 09:29:33 (PST)
"E.T. Phone Home"
Justin - Friday, February 07, 2003 at 09:24:53 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "That booger is bigger than my mumas tittys"
dolphin chick - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 02:42:42 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Man! I hope we don't spend 9 days in the next aisle!"
Bud Smoker - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 22:47:13 (PST)
"Smell this !!! No, smell this !!!!"
Randy - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 20:06:50 (PST)
"DUDE! SWEET! . . . . . . . . . . . . Shibby!"
50 fo0t woman! - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 15:03:02 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Pull my finger!"
Bush thrall - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 15:01:52 (PST)
"You have a booger on your face dude."
David (Billaka) - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 12:52:56 (PST)
"U say u a ganksta but u never pop nuttin, u say u a wanksta but u need to stop frontin'"
Cassie - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 12:45:04 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "You believe in love at 1st sight?"
Lasting Magic - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 18:45:43 (PST)
"You a wanksta, fool. Ya damn right I am..."
Assclown Brown - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 16:04:29 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Oh man you look so stupid in that thing, ha HA! What? Oh yeah.....dang it."
pooface - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 12:33:24 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "You ditch him. I'll ditch her. Let's go clubbin'."
Bouhaki - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 11:17:04 (PST)
"You got a boogie, let me get it for you. you got one too."
Angel - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 06:58:57 (PST)
"'DUDE!!!', 'SWEET!!!', 'DUDE!!!', 'SWEET!!!', 'Dude, what's it say on her back?'. 'SWEET!!!,what's it say on his back?'. 'DUDE!!!'."
NOV - Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 21:45:01 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Ha ha...your mom's buying the cheap diapers, good luck with that daiper rash!....Ha ha, your Dad's buying the econo size Tums, good luck being strapped to a guy with gas all day! "
moosepie alamode - Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 20:17:25 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "I'll trade you the prissy stuck up white chick for the hippie."
- Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 01:53:01 (PST)
"Hey baby, my balls dropped last week, wanna ditch the bags and hit the sack?"
ace in the hole - Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 01:49:57 (PST)
"Is that what you kids call it now-a days"
Duder man - Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 01:41:44 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "E.T phone home"
duder man - Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 01:41:07 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "These days at the 'Pre fight weigh-in' the insults are all getting a little childish!"
Bud Smoker - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 21:23:19 (PST)
"So, does yours get hard also?"
josh - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 15:48:59 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "How many pubes do you have? No, I asked first!!!"
OreganoSupplier - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 12:59:17 (PST)
The Ass Clown Award  "Man those babies are ass clowns"
david B - Friday, January 31, 2003 at 21:28:05 (PST)
"Pssst, hey, check out my dad's bling, bling.....I'll sell it to ya for 10 bones."
david B - Friday, January 31, 2003 at 14:56:14 (PST)
"Black baby: Is your's that big too?"
Schmuck - Friday, January 31, 2003 at 14:13:43 (PST)
"There's something growing outta your face! oh wait, it's your head! haha"
- Friday, January 31, 2003 at 13:28:16 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Wow, MOM! we have to get this mirror. It shows me that I have an EXCELLENT TAN dude."
Lindsey - Friday, January 31, 2003 at 13:27:05 (PST)
"If I touch you, You promise you'll taste like chocolate?"
lei - Friday, January 31, 2003 at 13:25:57 (PST)
"No Mr Bush, you cannot attack iraq, I'd rather sit back and wait for everyone to die from his weapons of mass destruction"
Nats - Friday, January 31, 2003 at 10:44:12 (PST)
"Hey, you are gonna need some serious surgery on that thing, it aint big enough oooooooohhhhhhh mouthwash, yyyyuummmm"
dynamite - Friday, January 31, 2003 at 09:18:54 (PST)
"Haha, you're a white male, i'm gonna get your job, and don't even have to be qualified! Ha ha, you're right."
Al Sharpton - Friday, January 31, 2003 at 07:56:01 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "And the past and future baby Michael Jackson meet for the first time."
you mom's mom - Friday, January 31, 2003 at 07:25:33 (PST)
"You got sumthin hangin there"
- Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 22:38:08 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "Hey, aint you that crazy cracka biatch who robbed my cradle?"
SUB - Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 19:01:03 (PST)
"Yo, your mom is a MILF! I'd hit that."
Heezers - Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 18:59:22 (PST)
"I get my sticky icky icky from OreganoSupplier, what about you?"
Enrique Iglesias - Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 18:55:20 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Dude, your mom is hot. "
SUB - Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 18:54:30 (PST)
The Golden Idiot Award  "Did you get that at baby gap?? you did? FAG!"
SUB - Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 18:50:52 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Aren't nipples GREAT? The real ones, I mean. "
Carly - Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 18:47:57 (PST)
"I'll pick your's, if you pick mine."
Magellan - Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 17:54:20 (PST)
"Hey ya got a booger hangin..."
Gravey Davey - Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 17:52:43 (PST)
"WOOAAHHH YOUR WHITE. WOAAHHH YOUR BROWN."
Rich Ruiz - Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 16:17:19 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "Haha my dick is gonna be bigger. HAHA im gonna be smarter."
josh - Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 15:42:43 (PST)
"Who goes grocery shoppin with Babies on their backs? Seriously!!!"
david B - Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 13:58:13 (PST)
"Shut the hell up!!! No you shut the hell up, Crazie Cracker!!!"
david B - Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 13:55:58 (PST)
"Hey... is that R. Kelly?"
.............. - Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 12:52:54 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Ok, on the count of three, we poop together!!!"
Close to home - Wednesday, January 29, 2003 at 21:05:02 (PST)
"Did you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight?"
Warped Mind - Wednesday, January 29, 2003 at 21:02:42 (PST)
"You smell my finger? That's when you know your a REAL man!"
Sicko - Wednesday, January 29, 2003 at 20:59:43 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "My mommy forgot her pill, what's your excuse?"
Yoda - Wednesday, January 29, 2003 at 20:58:08 (PST)
"Oh yeah, well I don't have to suck tits to get my milk!"
Think in a sick way - Wednesday, January 29, 2003 at 20:56:48 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "I like your mommy's sideburns!"
The Crow - Wednesday, January 29, 2003 at 20:55:09 (PST)
"My dad is looking at douches, what is your mom looking at?"
OreganoSupplier - Wednesday, January 29, 2003 at 16:16:42 (PST)
"Pull my finger! No, you pull mine!"
Dave C. - Wednesday, January 29, 2003 at 15:36:32 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "YOU go fight Iraq!"
Bull - Wednesday, January 29, 2003 at 07:17:15 (PST)
"You dissin' me, suckah? Ah'll pop a cap in yo' ass if you don't get that finger outta mah face..."
Adam Smasher - Tuesday, January 28, 2003 at 20:35:26 (PST)


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