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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #17 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

The Gold Medal Award  "Bush proudly displays his newest booger."
Adam Smasher - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 18:37:42 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "The USA's way to say 'hi' to Saddam"
blue eyes - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:18:09 (PST)
"I keep getting really bad arthiritis in this finger, every now and then. But today it seems to be cured hooray! Now I can really press the button on the bomb release!"
dynamite - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 07:33:52 (PST)
"Look what I can do!!! Weeeeeee! (voice from the back) I'de pity the retard if he didn't have piss all over his pants."
Snap Doodle - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 18:56:47 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "I stole this hand from a 10 year old boy"
MM - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 15:47:28 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Yeah, wait til Iraq hears their weather report.....Winds 700 mph, temperature 3000 degrees, kinda mushroom cloudy"
jolawanda - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 10:29:52 (PST)
"A war with Iraq will cost trillions, but Saddam, I can punch-a-size your face for free"
SUB - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 07:58:39 (PST)
"Hey Kim Jung, this is how we say hello in America."
RayfordSteele - Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 19:08:03 (PST)
"A bird in hand is worth two in the Bush"
'wax - Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 14:52:47 (PST)
"Look Mom! I got the last bug out of my teeth."
- Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 13:07:33 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Booger anyone? Swap you a softie, for two hard ones."
UnaBubba - Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 12:24:08 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "But what Bush's elementary teachers failed to tell him was that there were still three fingers pointing back at him!!!"
Mrs. Robinson - Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 11:59:53 (PST)
"Think of the happiest thiiiiiings It's the same as having wiiiiings"
peter - Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 11:58:40 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "The moment before Bush poked his own eye while trying to prove he wasn't drunk."
TexasWeinerMan - Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 01:38:46 (PST)
"A bird in hand is worth poo from the Bush"
TexasWeinerMan - Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 01:19:48 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Allies? I don't need no stinkin' allies!"
rskFAQtr - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 16:45:06 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "It's a bird...no, it's a stealth bomber...no, it's STUPOR PREZ!"
- Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 16:41:11 (PST)
"One small digit for Saddam, one reeeeeeely stupid war for the U S of A."
RskFAQtr - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 16:33:24 (PST)
"FUC* tHE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!...Yo guy behind me u like dat finger right right"
rick - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 10:30:01 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Once again Jr. tells everyone other than him just what he thinks of their opinions. (I don need no steenkin cabinet...)"
yakky - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 08:21:53 (PST)
"Bush using a flippy to distract the public from the fact that he is actually a 3-headed hydra-man."
tuna - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 08:16:41 (PST)
"If I smile big enough, maybe they won't notice the bird..."
me - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 08:15:01 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "And here we see our fearless leader, Fearless Leader, exercising Carlin's experimental bigger dick foreign policy on a conservative PG-rated scale."
Pooka - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 08:00:24 (PST)
"Hey Clinton- I just found some poop left by your dog Buddy, after I'm done with Iraq, your dog is next."
KHizzle=Bad Mofo - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 15:01:05 (PST)
"Bush flicking off Martha Stweart, Martha I hate you.....slut"
50cent_is_a_pussy - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 14:57:15 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "Hey Clinton, remember the cigar? Well I got 2 up my ass"
steve - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 13:56:39 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Bush's response when asked how he felt about black history month"
oooooooooooooooooooooooo - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 11:18:25 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "bush's reaction at the UN meeting to when he heard that inspectors needed more time "
...................... - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 11:15:45 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Bet you don't know what my other hand is doin!!!"
SUB - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 16:15:50 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "OreganoSupplier raised my Oregano prices! 500 for a nickel bag?!?! F U OreganoSupplier"
Enrique Iglesias - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 16:12:16 (PST)
"F**k u bin laden"
dolphin chick - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 02:38:38 (PST)
"NEXT!!!!!!!!!"
Bud Smoker - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 01:10:33 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "If I wasn't blind I'd put this in your face, Bush!"
Jason - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 22:31:26 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Gore this, Al!"
Johnny Horizon - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 22:24:17 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "I'm number one, I'm number one."
Riddla - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 19:27:13 (PST)
"This is the finger I'm usin to press the button to blow up Iraq, Saddam!"
Lindsey - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:40:27 (PST)
"Yeah, that's right, this is the same one i used on your momma saddam!"
Lei - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:39:45 (PST)
"To the photoshoper: Superimposed? More like SuperimBLOWS."
Assclown Brown - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:34:24 (PST)
The Golden Idiot Award  "Yahh, that chick is sniffin my hair! Whats it to ya!!"
- Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 19:39:48 (PST)
"Hey Michael this is to you since you like little kids to spend the night at your house. Jacko more like Sicko."
KDizzle - Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 19:19:38 (PST)
"Hey Saddam, this is going straight up your ass, since I know thats where you like it, Michael Jackson told me."
KHink - Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 19:18:07 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Raise your finger if you think Saddam likes little boys."
OreganoSupplier - Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 19:13:40 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "Hey Saddam, I said you a wanksta and you need to stop frontin"
OreganoSupplier - Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 19:12:43 (PST)
"Yes, that is Will Ferrell behind me"
SUB - Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 19:09:29 (PST)
The Ass Clown Award  "Man, that president is an ass clown"
SUB - Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 19:07:24 (PST)
"Mr. Bush's reaction to Dick Cheney telling him his farts are smelly"
SUB - Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 19:00:52 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "Yes, im flippin you the bird, Cher."
SUB - Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 19:00:02 (PST)
"F**ck you Gore. Who's the stupid b*itch now!"
Assclown Brown - Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 17:45:05 (PST)
"I said Hail to the Chief"
Justin - Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 13:10:41 (PST)
"F**k u too osama"
Jose Huerta - Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 10:16:08 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "How many grams have you snorted today George?"
Phil McCrackin - Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 08:41:19 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Dubya proudly demonstrates the number of times it took him to get dressed today"
Tony B - Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 08:34:36 (PST)
"'What the 'I' in 'Iraq' means to 'Dubya'!'."
Bud Smoker - Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 02:35:55 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "It was no coincidence that Bush and Homer Simpson both have four fingers on each hand."
Dave C. - Monday, February 10, 2003 at 19:43:58 (PST)
"I saw this funny picture of two babies (see the previous caption picture)"
Magellan - Monday, February 10, 2003 at 16:43:55 (PST)
"Hey Saddam....pull my finger!!!!"
Magellan - Monday, February 10, 2003 at 16:42:22 (PST)
"Hey Saddam, I hope you will like this finger up your ass you stupid ass clown."
OreganoSupplier - Monday, February 10, 2003 at 15:17:33 (PST)
"Can somone help me take off the tape holding my face up?"
fbi - Monday, February 10, 2003 at 15:10:15 (PST)
"You want to mess with me....I'll show you mess with me...."
- Monday, February 10, 2003 at 13:44:46 (PST)
"Screw you Saddam"
George Bush - Monday, February 10, 2003 at 13:14:35 (PST)
"Would you rather have a president who sticks his finger up at our enemies or a president who sticks his dick up the interns?"
Texas Weiner Man - Monday, February 10, 2003 at 06:11:31 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "And just as the French President turned away Bush turns his wave into the finger "
TexasWeinerMan - Monday, February 10, 2003 at 05:52:03 (PST)
"And I got this finger manicured in Botswana..."
SS - Monday, February 10, 2003 at 02:43:02 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "When I was told you had a picture of a 'bush with a finger up', this wasn't quite what I was expecting!"
NOV - Sunday, February 09, 2003 at 22:52:53 (PST)
The Golden Idiot Award  "Why thnx ya i got it on sale "
fbi - Sunday, February 09, 2003 at 20:36:55 (PST)
"can u belive this is my good side"
fbi - Sunday, February 09, 2003 at 20:25:33 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Hi mom"
fbi - Sunday, February 09, 2003 at 20:25:19 (PST)
"The first bomb sent to Saddam Hussein (the f-bomb)"
John - Sunday, February 09, 2003 at 20:06:10 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "The newest last resort for political arguments."
Blah - Sunday, February 09, 2003 at 20:01:08 (PST)


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