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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #18 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"Call me a cheap import...you dirty b*stard...may your oil-ridden remains rot in hell!"
Claudia - Sunday, March 02, 2003 at 00:31:51 (PST)
"Ok ma'am. I checked the inside of you car, and everything looks ok!"
- Saturday, March 01, 2003 at 19:20:21 (PST)
"And they say dogs are man's best friend."
Alex K - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 22:30:42 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "And on the 7th day the rot started. "
Bud Smoker - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 20:27:08 (PST)
The What the $#&!? Award  "2020 AD Snap into a Slim Jim....EAT ME!!!"
Jay Dizzle - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 16:40:08 (PST)
"You are what you eat, and that guy was a dick."
OreganoSupplier - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 15:43:17 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Clara Harriss' new car!"
jolawanda2 - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 12:30:35 (PST)
"Only assclowns copy off other people's captions. "
drew b - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 09:31:18 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "hey man do you wanna get inside me?"
dynamite chick - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 05:49:48 (PST)
"Nice teeth, man."
Bingo - Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 23:31:53 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "I wish that was ECSTACY RAVER so he wouldnt have any more of his books on the caption page contest"
Anonymous - Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 18:15:39 (PST)
The Copy Cat Award  "i do not copy. i am as original as you can get, ass clown."
david B - Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 14:04:27 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Hummer's Answer to the love bug."
ClayFace - Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 12:00:18 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "Hay! wotcha do that 4? Man cummon man i had to do summat u were crampin my style, dude!"
Dolphin chick - Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 08:43:43 (PST)
"One day away from the finals. Gotta kill those damn penguins. assclowns"
Joe - Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 06:49:38 (PST)
"Seriously, if your mom weren't such an assclown, you might not have eaten a car"
Donkey balls - Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 06:48:46 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "i looked after you so well and then you just go and repay me by eating me and leaving my foot who do u think u r?"
dynamite - Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 06:05:23 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Man i wish that was David B, becuase he copies off everybody's quotes...Quit copying you idiot ASSCLOWN"
Anonymous - Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 05:53:47 (PST)
The Copy Cat Award  "That car is an assclown, fo' sho"
Joshway - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 19:30:42 (PST)
"Those new human leg toothpicks work wonderfully"
Jason S. - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 19:27:24 (PST)
"Man, that cracka was tasty."
J.S. - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 19:24:54 (PST)
"oooh this car makes me laugh, and oooh!!! what's that shiny thing...."
ECSTACY RAVER - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 18:38:20 (PST)
The Golden Idiot Award  "Yes hello mr. engine i am mr. jim it is really a great day to just a great day to go somewhere new don't you think so? i think so. So anyway i was sitting inside thinking my life sucks and it does suck, but your life sucks more because you are just an engineeee. Weee!!! this thing is so shiny, don't you like shiny things? i like shiny things, so anyway How is your Life goin'? my life is good. Did you know that mr. engine? did you? oh yeah there was this time when i was really little ui ate this thing i found, i don't know what i found but i found it and it was shiny and smelled good and i ate it and the next thing i knew they were sticking a tube up my butt and i was pooping into a tupe because the shiny thing ws bad and OOOH what's that, ok bye"
ECSTACY RAVER - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 18:31:37 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Be afraid. Be VERY afraid."
Alex K - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 16:00:26 (PST)
"when oregano supplier told me that he got a new alarm system he was not kidding"
- Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 13:44:00 (PST)
"Are those the new Nikes?"
david B - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 13:39:36 (PST)
The Copy Cat Award  "Man, that guy who got eaten is an ass clown"
david B - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 13:38:53 (PST)
"Get in my belly."
fat bastard - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 12:28:27 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "ouch that hurts"
sherman likes boys - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 12:07:02 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Usually I peel the jeans off first, but I was so hungry I couldn't wait. Delicious again, honey."
Cal - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 11:44:32 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "mmmmmmmmmmmm"
hinkles gay - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 06:41:11 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  " New meaning to the phrase fast food."
Snap Doodle - Tuesday, February 25, 2003 at 19:54:18 (PST)
"Has anyone seen my car???"
Carlos Fuentz - Tuesday, February 25, 2003 at 17:18:22 (PST)
The Golden Idiot Award  "Hey man, who's got the peanut, man? Oh man, it's the elephant man, man...."
ECSTACY RAVER - Tuesday, February 25, 2003 at 13:56:16 (PST)
"Geez Kit! You know Hasselhoff was the only actor that would take this job. So much for AI!"
Willis McGillis - Tuesday, February 25, 2003 at 13:39:32 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Not quite enough leg-room..."
Zieglar - Tuesday, February 25, 2003 at 08:10:19 (PST)
"Kinda like puttin a tiger in your tank...but better!"
Woo hoo - Monday, February 24, 2003 at 16:40:53 (PST)
"You thought Christine was bad? Wait till you meet her grandchildren. Coming soon to a theater near you!"
DiLLiGaF - Monday, February 24, 2003 at 11:11:57 (PST)
"That's what you get for checking under my hood"
Dr. B - Monday, February 24, 2003 at 09:21:10 (PST)
"It's Nightriders arch enemy, Mind Of its own VS Appetite of its own!"
xXx - Sunday, February 23, 2003 at 12:40:14 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Car of the year - Runs on the environmentally friendly Blood'"
xXx - Sunday, February 23, 2003 at 12:39:19 (PST)
"Its the new 'CHOMPS Eatme-X, 5 Person capacity'"
Natalie - Sunday, February 23, 2003 at 12:36:08 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Car, 1 - Mechanic, 0"
Nanotech9 - Sunday, February 23, 2003 at 09:35:08 (PST)
The What the $#&!? Award  "In his folly, man has tried to emulate god, and his creations have smote him..put that in your pipe and smoke it"
Grant - Saturday, February 22, 2003 at 21:37:44 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "i guess he got too close to its personal space"
david B - Saturday, February 22, 2003 at 13:50:34 (PST)
"jaws 4?"
david B - Saturday, February 22, 2003 at 13:47:43 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Always put your best foot forward!"
Betty Booty - Saturday, February 22, 2003 at 13:26:34 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "New Car Alarms gone bad"
Renob - Saturday, February 22, 2003 at 11:28:44 (PST)
The Golden Idiot Award  "This wass the last time the pollock tried to steal a car."
KindaTremblay - Saturday, February 22, 2003 at 08:44:17 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "I don't like the look of the new VW, but at least they left the boot in the front."
Bud Smoker - Saturday, February 22, 2003 at 01:40:33 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Knock Knock, Who is it? Land Shark, Hold on"
- Friday, February 21, 2003 at 17:39:45 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Pedestrians Don't Bounce"
LMAO - Friday, February 21, 2003 at 15:09:27 (PST)
"Forget personal number plates......The new ' All in one' Foot print identification."
Stodds - Friday, February 21, 2003 at 13:35:18 (PST)
"rqgggg"
ff - Friday, February 21, 2003 at 08:39:04 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "i'm gonna shove my foot up your.... hey wait aaaaah the car has it"
xcuse me - Friday, February 21, 2003 at 08:38:42 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "When they said they'd added an extra foot to to bonnet, this wasn't what I had in mind."
Bud Smoker - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 23:05:38 (PST)
"EAT ME!"
Jack - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 21:22:36 (PST)
"Tired of little Jimmy playing to close to YOUR car..."
Sam - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 21:19:45 (PST)
"TRANSFORMERS: Robots in disguise."
Toy - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 21:17:13 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "is there something in my teeth??"
colyn - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 21:16:44 (PST)
"The Year is 3015, with fossil fuels gone, and over population...the new car combustion method seems to work."
yoda - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 21:15:21 (PST)
"That's the last time he'll give me REGULAR!!"
yoda - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 21:14:09 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "I told him not to touch my dipstick"
c man - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 21:05:46 (PST)
"And then poor Timmy happened to be jaywalking when the Mazda Robocop came to stop crime!"
Billy Bob Brown - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 14:32:52 (PST)
"4 out of 5 dentists recommend this car (that's #5's leg and shoe)"
Ferris Bueller - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 14:31:50 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Another good reason to floss."
Magellan - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 14:29:42 (PST)
"He's trying to get his oregano stash out of the car."
OreganoSupplier - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:25:49 (PST)
The What the $#&!? Award  "No Soup For YOU!!"
SUB - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 10:35:01 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "When God and Satan play practical jokes on each other"
Johnny Unitas - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 09:42:06 (PST)
"Hansel accidently got tricked into thinking that the withce's car was made of gingerbread"
Justin - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 09:39:32 (PST)
"Christine likes being recycled as a Mazda"
Jeff L - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 21:57:32 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "When the dealer said this thing ate the competition, I didnt think he meant literally."
NOV - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 21:10:12 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "Bob is about to learn that even though it is warm under there, he SHOULD NOT sleep under the hood of his neighbors car"
ECSTACY RAVER - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 20:39:43 (PST)
"Mike couldn't understand why his new car was such gas guzzler, until he found out it just needed something to wash him down with."
Dave C. - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 20:34:30 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Alternative fuel AND population control; the wave of the future!"
JimBoClownHead - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 20:29:26 (PST)
"When the automobile industry got sick of making more alternative fuel vehicles for the greenies"
fja;sldkfj;lzkxdj - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 20:28:28 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "The latest in car security systems."
Mister - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 20:25:35 (PST)
"dude, stop jiggling my cables, you know that turns me on and i oil myself!!!"
techno freak - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 19:07:14 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Dude, where's my car?"
ECSTACY RAVER - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 19:06:08 (PST)
"STOP PLAYING WITH MY RADIO grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
- Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 18:47:57 (PST)
The Ass Clown Award  "Yeah I just ate him, he was an assclown..."
OreganoSupplier - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 18:41:29 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "That was the shortest protest in San Francisco History"
Billy - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 17:26:53 (PST)
"I didn't do it, I swear. That person JUMPED into my car."
Pooka - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 16:33:32 (PST)
"Why not add our newest extra, the rubber bumper to protect your bumper! It provides extra spring and comfort for your beloved car, and allows the front end to be used as a pogo stick so you can impress the ladies by bouncing through town."
used car salesman - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 16:31:52 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "And here we see yet another possible drawback to artificial intelligence."
dweedil - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 16:28:31 (PST)
"Where joggers who block traffic should end up."
Qrome - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 16:27:56 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Feeeeed me, Semor!!!"
meen green mother - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 16:26:57 (PST)
"Herby the Death Bug lol"
Nicky D. - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 16:25:26 (PST)
"Grrrrrrrahhhhhhhhhh! Your next Herby the love bug!"
Assclown Brown - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:05:57 (PST)
"It looks like my arm"
- Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 14:16:47 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Meet Herbie the Love Bug's older brother."
Justin - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 09:32:10 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "I don't let pedestrians slow me down."
Cooter - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 07:37:52 (PST)


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