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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #19 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

The Gold Medal Award  "Bill's dreams of becoming Employee of the Month were quickly slipping away..."
me - Saturday, March 15, 2003 at 19:50:58 (PST)
"Driver, it's time for a piss test."
hoochcow - Saturday, March 15, 2003 at 11:58:09 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Maybe Bud Smoker should quit whining and suggest a picture or two. :)"
Nobody Important - Saturday, March 15, 2003 at 07:25:43 (PST)
"If that bomb does go off, I hope it takes the overdue picture with it. I hope the next pic does'nt have a '12 day fuse'."
Bud Smoker - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 23:20:18 (PST)
"Is this yours? ... oops"
- Friday, March 14, 2003 at 23:06:20 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Objects in your vision may be closer than they appear."
61cygni - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 17:46:29 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "After days of investigating athorities find that driver was in fact blonde."
your mom - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 17:35:59 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Thank God it's only Kentucky!"
Keep Seau - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 14:21:26 (PST)
"Bollocks"
JustAnotherKid - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 12:58:02 (PST)
"Dave........I did it again"
- Friday, March 14, 2003 at 12:57:22 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Results of The Green Sticky Bud and not seeing the Caution! Do Not Drop Sticker!"
jolawanda - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 12:27:10 (PST)
"The Assclown drops a bomb."
Duhdley - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 18:51:39 (PST)
"This is Tom Brokaw reporting. This just in. Iraq does have weapons of mass destuction. "
Tom Brokahhh - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 15:01:32 (PST)
"Smile, its FREE!!"
DNZ711 - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 06:47:37 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "The Assclown made me do it."
Twitch - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 06:30:06 (PST)
"I told you to ask for directions!"
Twitch - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 20:03:56 (PST)
"Never get a woman to do a man's job."
Twitch - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 20:03:41 (PST)
"Oh boy!..."
kdawg - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 18:14:44 (PST)
"Is this a nuke, or one of those big non nuke bombs that killed all the fishys in florida?"
david B - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 16:34:31 (PST)
"Uh-oh. Shoulda used Maaco."
Twitch - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 16:33:46 (PST)
"Well, damnit, there's supposed to be a ramp!"
Twitch - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 16:30:18 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Nuclear Missle: $10,000,000. Forklift: $90,000. Becoming an international criminal: Priceless."
Twitch - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 16:28:36 (PST)
"I got a little excited..."
Twitch - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 16:24:19 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "And thus the beloved ass clown thanks his lucky stars he wasn't on an aircraft carrier."
- Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 13:45:33 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Never hire a blind person to move a bomb"
joey joe joe shabado - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 12:24:32 (PST)
"No No No! you take the bomb out of the tractor befor we bomb Iraq!!!! And that's facing the U.S!!!! What the hell, leave it."
Balo - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 08:37:41 (PST)
The Golden Idiot Award  "David B's moms dildo being delivered"
Sammy Sosa - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 20:15:05 (PST)
"100,99,98,97,96,95,94,93,92,91,90,89,88,87, 86,85,84,83,82,81,80,79,78,77,76,75,74,73,72,71,70,69,68,67,66, 65,64,63,62,61,60,59,58,57,56,55,54,53,52,51,50,49,48, 47,46,45,44,43,42,41,40,39,38,37,36,35,34,33,32,31,30,29, 28,27,26,25,24,23,22,21,20,19,18,17,16,15,14,13,12, 11,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0,-1,-2,-3,-4,-5 Boom it blew up, thats it"
Lebron James - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 20:09:15 (PST)
"That driver sure wouldnt win on American Idol!"
SUB - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 19:23:06 (PST)
"Dont steal my raisins!!"
SUB - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 19:17:45 (PST)
"I told you not to hire anybody wearing a Turban!"
Brandy - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 23:14:40 (PST)
"There is no forklift, there is no bomb--you heard me..."
ulula - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 20:43:03 (PST)
"Look Ma, No hands...crap"
Stupid Red Neck - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 19:30:30 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "The driver saw 50 Cent, and went to go beat his ass."
Guess Who - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 17:39:34 (PST)
"Stupid Dave thought it would be quicker to reverse in!!!"
Laugh with Legend - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 10:15:57 (PST)
"ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!! 'THUNK!' Okay... didnt go off... everyone looking... in deep shit... just crapped pants... OH BOY, time to run like hell! "
Bud Smoker - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 22:31:55 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "Broken Arrow 2? But Howie Long and John Travolta died in the first one. You can't replace John Travolta"
you know who - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 21:25:08 (PST)
"I swear I only had one drink"
chrissy - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 17:42:25 (PST)
"The rated capacity of this machine has just been exceeded."
- Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 17:15:20 (PST)
The Copy Cat Award  "I swear, just before I smoked that last joint, there was a truck parked here."
- Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 17:14:38 (PST)
"GEORGE W. BUSH... well darnit daddy! you said the big red button would launch the missile!"
caysee - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 13:27:45 (PST)
"Burt Reynolds can't resist going for one more Cannonball Run stunt at Camp David."
- Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 00:44:09 (PST)
"I think I can, I think I can!"
- Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 00:28:39 (PST)
"Sorry , Captain ! I was just doing a few wheelies at the time ! What's with that cone shaped object ? Duh !"
Bubba Smith - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 22:51:51 (PST)
"I thought this baby could take it?!"
- Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 04:35:55 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "There's not a union in the world that would save your ass from getting fired for that one."
NOV - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 01:31:10 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award "Kreplakistan rethinks the hiring of drivers with cerebral palsy."
dimi - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 00:48:07 (PST)
"Driver's Interview Questionaire: Are you prone to black-outs?"
- Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 00:46:51 (PST)
"Saddam expedites bomb removal by hiring Local 101 Teamsters."
- Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 00:32:21 (PST)
The Copy Cat Award  "Well, shit. what do I do now? meh, fukkit."
blaine - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 21:18:26 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Beavis And Butthead At The Pentagon"
Woah Smith - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 19:22:20 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "It was like that when I got here."
Steenkin' Liar - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 17:52:35 (PST)
"Lunch Break"
von - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 17:23:55 (PST)
"O.K., who moved the damn ramp!"
Scott - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 15:05:13 (PST)
"Today on CNN: Another picture of the Al Qaeda we recieved before the government."
- Friday, March 07, 2003 at 14:26:35 (PST)
The Copy Cat Award  "I think it's a little heavy"
puck - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 11:29:22 (PST)
The Golden Idiot Award  "Oprah Winfry ate the workers and was moving on warehouse of waffles and dead babies"
Sir RaleighNUt - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 09:41:44 (PST)
"I got it, I got it..."
steve c - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 21:26:25 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Okay...Who moved the truck?"
- Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 20:50:55 (PST)
"Well shit Bob, what do we do now?"
thoughtcriminal - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 18:22:39 (PST)
"This is what happens when you buy weed."
david B - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 14:13:08 (PST)
"(SADAAM HUSSIN) This isn't what it looks like, it is not ours it is the French's."
jack mehoff - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 12:16:54 (PST)
"this picture is really cool man!!!! "
josh snyder - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 10:43:55 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Major fork-up!"
Dave C. - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 19:04:32 (PST)
"Speed 14: If the forkilift drops below 3 mph, the bomb will blow up"
Justin - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 17:16:29 (PST)
"After Johnny crapped himself, he ran away with a single tear in his eye. Run Johnny Run. We still love you"
Homedog - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 17:15:47 (PST)
"The Dell guys new job; Dude your getting a bomb."
OreganoSupplier - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 16:19:12 (PST)
"I wonder if the driver dropped the 'F Bomb' after f'ing up that parking job."
Assclown Brown - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 15:53:29 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "Yes Mr weapons inspectors, look at the silly forklift, just the forklift, ha ha its yellow! UN: Seems ok to me"
JiM - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 14:24:10 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Have you ever had one of those days where nothing goes right?"
- Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 13:41:19 (PST)
"Whoa. Good thing we found out it's a dud before we used it"
- Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 13:40:37 (PST)
"Whoa, that's one heavy bomb!"
- Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 07:37:09 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Forklift: $12,000
Nuclear warhead: $1,000,000
Getting busted by weapons inspectors because of hiring inept staff: Priceless"

- Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 23:55:14 (PST)
"American tax-dollars at work."
Pranadevil2k - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 07:33:05 (PST)
"I've heard bombs are over the top, but this is ridiculous."
- Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 06:04:08 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "If i call the driver an ass clown can I have the copy cat award again?"
david B - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 22:13:14 (PST)
"I wanna know who was the stupid photographer that got close enough to take this picture."
Sarah and No Name - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 14:27:19 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Practical Jokes in the Army - Hey let the new guy move the bomb."
Gravy - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 14:26:20 (PST)
"This is what happens when Saddam tells an assclown to get rid of the evidence!"
kc - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 14:20:29 (PST)
The Golden Idiot Award  "The driver of that forklift can only be an assclown or a woman."
drew b - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 13:32:51 (PST)
"Suddam heard the inspectors coming and ordered a quick evacuation."
bob. - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 13:25:51 (PST)
"Good thing I had this bag of dead babies shaped like a missile."
Killer of Children - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 08:30:22 (PST)
"I tried to tell him boss, nothing good happens when you take NODOZ® and operate heavy machinery."
Justin - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 08:29:01 (PST)
"What do you mean the Cub's will win the world Series?"
J LETO - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 08:28:02 (PST)
The Golden Idiot Award  "Those assclowns were so stupid, trying to get workers comp. Stupid assclowns"
IHateOregenoSupplier - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 08:27:16 (PST)
" 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0, oh its already been un-activated"
dynamite - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 02:42:24 (PST)
"Its a rollover!"
dynamite chick - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 02:40:48 (PST)
"Talk about cheap knock offs."
dolphin chick - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 02:39:38 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Truly a Depenz® Moment"
Not that I've ever had one, of course - Sunday, March 02, 2003 at 21:20:18 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Famous last words: Back off, I know what the hell I'm doing!"
DOod - Sunday, March 02, 2003 at 21:17:32 (PST)
"That's the last time I let Bush drive the fork lift."
colyn - Sunday, March 02, 2003 at 21:10:02 (PST)
"Doh!!!"
Bud Smoker - Sunday, March 02, 2003 at 20:24:20 (PST)


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