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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #20 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

The What the $#&! Award  "Boy Sammy Sosa got a hold of that one!"
SUB - Monday, March 24, 2003 at 08:09:20 (PST)
"The president has assured the citizens of the United States that only the finest troops have been sent to defend our country."
Ml - Sunday, March 23, 2003 at 11:52:10 (PST)
"Desperate for loyal troops, Saddam Hussein calls up his FRUITS!"
american - Saturday, March 22, 2003 at 20:04:24 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "Dude, your getting a Gusher."
Jay Wizzle - Friday, March 21, 2003 at 15:34:12 (PST)
The Golden Idiot Award  "Dude you're getting a Dell. Thought you escaped me. Wrong A!!hole. I'll cut you bitc#"
J of the Zulus - Friday, March 21, 2003 at 15:25:08 (PST)
"Military life has been Berry, Berry good to me!"
Reds - Friday, March 21, 2003 at 13:00:36 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Walk this way...talk this way..."
tanya - Friday, March 21, 2003 at 11:41:12 (PST)

"What the hell is that?"


- Friday, March 21, 2003 at 06:56:58 (PST)
"Harry the Happy Hemorrhoid was a surprise inclusion in the USO’s "Iraq - We’re Baq!" line-up"
Paulo - Friday, March 21, 2003 at 00:11:50 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Dude, we can totally make the president think he's trippin."
Duhdley - Thursday, March 20, 2003 at 22:39:10 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award "Hey Frenchie - I can take you even without the other Fruit of the Loom guys."
RasGuy - Thursday, March 20, 2003 at 17:31:20 (PST)
The What the $#&! Award "DAMN GUSHERS!!!!!!"
FLIP - Thursday, March 20, 2003 at 06:08:28 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "Ahh, Mr. Sadaam, i think you should change your costume to smething a little less obvious, you're attracting attention."
FLIP - Thursday, March 20, 2003 at 06:07:49 (PST)
"I don't want to be tested on any more, I just want my mommy....sniff....snifff"
FLIP - Thursday, March 20, 2003 at 06:04:53 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Yea, so I finally told my parents I was a fruit and they sent me to military school!!!"
heehee - Wednesday, March 19, 2003 at 20:57:31 (PST)
"Hey you. That's right. I'm talking to you. Stop staring!"
Jahova's Witness - Wednesday, March 19, 2003 at 20:23:49 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "You mean that's someone dressed up?! Thank God! I thought I was experiencing an acid flashback!"
NOV - Wednesday, March 19, 2003 at 18:54:51 (PST)
The What the $#&! Award "Willy Wonka tried to tell the Iraqi soldiers not to eat those rasperry muffins. They should have known that satan infested their souls. Now they die for their insolence. Have a nice day."
Jantrak - Wednesday, March 19, 2003 at 11:59:48 (PST)
"Yo... Army dude, your boot is untied."
Jeff L. - Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 21:23:07 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "I hate fruits"
hater - Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 15:32:34 (PST)
"50 Cents new song, 'Im a Fruit."
OreganoSupplier - Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 15:30:09 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "Michael Jackson, it's bad enough you had to wear the rasberry suit, but do you have to dance too?"
FLIP - Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 11:38:26 (PST)
The What the $#&! Award "I don't like Raspberries, Sniff.....sniff....."
FLIP - Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 11:35:51 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Is that new bullet proof suit working out for you?"
FLIP - Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 11:34:36 (PST)
"When you sneak out you're supposed to wear black, not the berry suit you fruit."
FLIP - Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 11:33:35 (PST)
"People from Iraq are fruits!"
me - Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 11:20:32 (PST)
"Good thing they caught that escapee from Saddam's bio-tech lab. We can all sleep peacefully now."
Bingo - Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 00:13:52 (PST)
The What the $#&! Award "Havn't you heard the saying, douche a berry and your prostate tastes funny?"
J of the ZULUS - Monday, March 17, 2003 at 15:41:40 (PST)
"Is this some sorta Nike® commercial where the guy streaks and those silly guards try to catch him?"
Jane's Addiction - Monday, March 17, 2003 at 15:40:58 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Now for a breaking update: Due to the war, the Fruit of the Loom guys have been drafted."
JR SMANKO - Monday, March 17, 2003 at 15:38:35 (PST)
"Aunt Jemimah had other plans to rule the world besides the delicious syrup in her body."
JOJO - Monday, March 17, 2003 at 15:37:15 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award "When fruit goes bad."
Skintight - Monday, March 17, 2003 at 14:47:56 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award "Don't ask, don't tell."
Twitch - Monday, March 17, 2003 at 14:40:53 (PST)
"Torn between deciding to join the Green Berets or the Red Brigades, Fred became a Red Berry."
Dave C. - Monday, March 17, 2003 at 14:27:05 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Does this outfit make my butt look big?"
jolawanda - Monday, March 17, 2003 at 12:36:44 (PST)
"Rasberry: Hey I thought we were supposed to come in fancy-dress?"
dolphin chick - Monday, March 17, 2003 at 05:32:17 (PST)
"Fancy some rasberry squash mate!"
dolphin chick - Monday, March 17, 2003 at 05:31:02 (PST)
The Golden Idiot Award  "black guy to white guy: psssssssss, man i will give you fifty bucks to pop a cap in this fruit's ass right now"
david B - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 21:12:56 (PST)
"Raspberry Ass Clown to the guards: Dude, you guys look so stupid in those hats!!!"
david B - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 21:07:55 (PST)
"They finally let fruits in the military huh?"
david B - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 21:03:40 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Is that...? IT IS, it's Richard Simmons!"
david B - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 21:02:45 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award "After being asked what they thought of the new guy, one of the guards was quoted sayin: Ehhh, he's kinda fruity"
david B - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 21:02:04 (PST)
"This is why UN inspectors never get the job done. they always dress up like fruits."
david B - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 21:00:13 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Does this make my ass look fat?"
Captain Howdy - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 20:39:48 (PST)
"Grape: First we gotta do something with those boots man, they just don't look like you could squeeze the juice out of them!"
cutEnPsyco - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 15:23:47 (PST)
"The newest reality show: Who's the Fruit?"
ECSTASY RAVER - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 15:19:15 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "An army of three."
ECSTASY RAVER - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 15:13:38 (PST)
"Pretend it's not there, maybe it will go away..."
Twitch - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 13:23:54 (PST)
The Ass Clown Award  "The Assclown's disguise got him past security and onto the airplane where he prompty blew himself up and got everyone sticky."
Duhdley - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 12:57:03 (PST)
"Those damn mushrooms."
Twitch - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 12:54:33 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "An awkward silence followed after Jeremy went crazy and wouldn't stop licking Michael."
Twitch - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 12:54:16 (PST)
"Jake and Bill always thought Nick was a little fruity."
Twitch - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 12:51:26 (PST)
"George W. Bush contributes to the advancement of war technology with his Big Scary Fruit Suit prototype."
ClayFace - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 12:06:24 (PST)
"Fruit Guards"
LebronJames a.k.a. Khizzle - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 10:00:39 (PST)
"They should be taking away ECSTACY RAVER, for writing a book on here."
OreganoSupplier - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 09:55:22 (PST)
"Sadaam Hussein is such a fruit..."
I hate ecstacy raver - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 09:04:11 (PST)
"Here at Snapple®, we take pride in our top quality fruit. We give it massages and hire guards for it."
ECSTACY RAVER - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 08:22:18 (PST)
The Golden Idiot Award  "Let's take this assclown out back, shoot him to get it over with, then blow this joint and go clubbing!!!"
ECSTACY RAVER - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 07:55:08 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award "This has gay rape written all over it"
ECSTACY RAVER - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 07:29:58 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "I thought it was rasberry fancy dress not army!"
dynamite - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 03:48:07 (PST)
"Terrorists are easy to spot whilst dressed in rasberry outfits."
Dynamite - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 03:46:22 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "There's a time and place to come out of the closet. That isn't one of them."
NOV - Saturday, March 15, 2003 at 23:39:41 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award "Kill them all and let God sqeeze them out!"
Richard Anderson - Saturday, March 15, 2003 at 23:28:43 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Arrested by the Fashion Police, Sarah pled guilty and was immediately moved to Death Row."
Adam Smasher - Saturday, March 15, 2003 at 23:25:37 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "The French soldiers thought something was wrong, but they couldn't put their fingers on it..... "
Army Ranger - Saturday, March 15, 2003 at 23:19:53 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award "The infiltator's costume was berry, berry bad. ;)"
Heh heh heh - Saturday, March 15, 2003 at 23:17:21 (PST)


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