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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #22 (Closed)

Welcome to the StupidStuff.org Caption Contest, where you get to title a picture from our photo galleries. Give us your best shot and fire away. The best comment will be added to the picture gallery (with credit, if you include your name).

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Current Captions:

The What the $#&! Award "The antelope are out in force, time to pull out the big guns and make ourselves some soup. Oh, and did I tell you that Gumby didn't have a package. Seriously, I'm not joking."
Jake Killimanjaru - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 09:09:19 (PDT)
"I bet we look inconspicuos in this bright red wagon. Wouldn't want any pedophile priests to come molest me."
JugoLips - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 09:07:40 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Compton: The bloods and crips and been replaced by the Radio Flyers and Power Wheels"
yup - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 03:12:00 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Butterfly net: $10.00, Little Red Wagon: $60.00, Fully Optimized Chaingun Assult System: $2,000,000.00, Teaching your childer how to build and Empire: Priceless."
Spewforth, Lord of Dungelhide - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 01:13:48 (PDT)
"I like the feel of the cold steel shaft."
Kyle Hinkle - Sunday, April 06, 2003 at 19:26:27 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Foreign policy in 2025."
ECSTASY RAVER - Sunday, April 06, 2003 at 18:52:42 (PDT)
"Kids these days just get everything they want!"
ME - Sunday, April 06, 2003 at 18:29:12 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "I love little kids with big packages"
Jason Schaperjohn - Sunday, April 06, 2003 at 13:23:58 (PDT)
The Golden Idiot Award  "Lets see if 50 cent messes with us again"
Chipper Jones - Sunday, April 06, 2003 at 13:23:19 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Well, all the warning signs at Columbine Kindergarten were there..."
Bud Smoker - Saturday, April 05, 2003 at 22:25:14 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Where's that bastard Michael Jackson?"
SUB - Saturday, April 05, 2003 at 22:04:02 (PST)
"Spoiled kids"
Donovan Darius - Saturday, April 05, 2003 at 22:00:12 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "...My bedtime will be 9:00, and I can have ALL the cookies, and..."
SUB - Saturday, April 05, 2003 at 21:58:12 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "I almost told them 'I'll fix your little red wagon!', but I wisely kept my mouth shut."
Dave C. - Saturday, April 05, 2003 at 20:33:27 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Billy and Suzy gave new meaning to the term 'infantry'."
Dave C. - Saturday, April 05, 2003 at 20:23:30 (PST)
"Mr. Bush, your Homeland Security Program Rocks!!!!!`"
Reds - Saturday, April 05, 2003 at 08:25:10 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Say Barney is gay one more time..."
SUB - Friday, April 04, 2003 at 22:16:12 (PST)
"While Jenny prefers newer, more effective machines, Timmy prefers to use a more old fashioned means of catching Iraquis."
Captain Howdy - Friday, April 04, 2003 at 11:43:49 (PST)
The Ass Clown Award  "Let's get those freakin' assclowns!"
Assclown McGee - Friday, April 04, 2003 at 11:39:47 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "We'll get those goddamn butterflies."
Duhdley - Friday, April 04, 2003 at 11:39:08 (PST)
"I can't wait until the parade starts.....Mwuhahaha!"
- Friday, April 04, 2003 at 07:25:30 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "Undercover secret angents sent to kill Sadaam"
FLIP - Friday, April 04, 2003 at 07:23:27 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Janie's got a gun."
NOV - Thursday, April 03, 2003 at 23:52:21 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "That's so unsafe! ....Where are the seat belts?!?!"
a-holio - Thursday, April 03, 2003 at 20:01:32 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "And thus Rambo was fired from the Sears portrait studio..."
pantscrapper - Thursday, April 03, 2003 at 19:34:25 (PST)
"Who let the toddlers out?"
George Clooney - Thursday, April 03, 2003 at 07:22:50 (PST)
The Golden Idiot Award  "Saddam: Ahhhh! Aint they cute my kids 99th getto blaster....... Hey, wait kids, watch where you're shootin that thing....kids?...kids?....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY KIDS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME I CANT OUT RUN THEM WHEN THEYRE IN A RADIO FLYER!!!!!!!!"
DOLPHIN CHICK - Thursday, April 03, 2003 at 04:20:40 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "Hopefully they are going to shoot david b since he puts so many freakin captions on here."
I_Hate_David_B - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 18:06:40 (PST)
"And this one time. At daycare. I stuck a gun up my...."
Tommy Vercetti - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 16:18:55 (PST)
"Hello Grandma this is our Christmas picture MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!"
sw1ftSk!LLZ - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 14:56:51 (PST)
"Not only do you make me horny Billy, but so does this big ASS GUN I GOT!!"
Sw1ftRich - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 14:46:41 (PST)
"After the R Kelly movie, you can never be too careful."
heh heh heeee - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 14:38:36 (PST)
"Wow, this picture looks so darn real!!!!!"
sarcastic bob - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 14:36:40 (PST)
"Mmmmmmmm, baby, the other, other white meat."
fat bastard - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 14:35:06 (PST)
"Why does the girl get to control the 3 machine guns, while the boy gets a freakin bug catcher. That's a little unfair!!!"
david B - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 14:31:39 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "The Second Amendment at its finest!"
david B - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 14:30:02 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "The new NRA poster children"
david B - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 14:27:45 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "Guns dont kill people, babies kill people"
david B - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 14:27:01 (PST)
The What the $#&! Award "Saddam: Hey, look at these kids, aren't they cute...they've got GUNS! They've got guns! Where's my gun. Aw, crap. I was so surprised. Were you surprised? I was surprised."
Captain Howdy - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 10:38:12 (PST)
"The best element of attack is the element of surprise."
Captain Howdy - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 10:37:06 (PST)
The What the $#&! Award "Mum: Honey, the kids are playing with the machine gun again. Dad: Mmm, ok I'll worry when I don't hear a gun shot."
dol - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 01:35:29 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Be vewy, vewy quiet...we'we hunting wuntime ewwors!"
Pwogwammer - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 22:50:57 (PST)
"some skeets skeetin outta control"
Soup Nazi - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 21:05:49 (PST)
"Jacko's kids: Shoe and Biscuit"
Shooter McGavin - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 21:02:02 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Guards at the gate of Michael Jackson's 'Neverland Ranch'"
SUB - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 21:01:06 (PST)
"Why must they insist on giving me this retarded plastic gun?!"
The Big JR. - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 19:30:52 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "And so, Billy and Sally decided to take out that mean ol' dog next door."
Marko - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 17:36:54 (PST)
"Saddam's training age standards just keep going lower and lower"
your mom - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 17:24:34 (PST)
The Ass Clown Award  "I think those could be the, yeah; those are the biggest assclowns I have ever seen."
OreganoSupplier - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:21:30 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "The new Bonnie and Clyde."
Jay Dizzle. - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 15:36:28 (PST)
The Lamer Award  "Funny how the boy has the net and the girl has the gun."
Yoda - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 12:41:54 (PST)
"Screw NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND, those little bastards just mugged me and stole my sweet butterfly net!"
Jeorge Bush - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 12:10:51 (PST)
"This isn't what Elvis meant about being in The Ghetto."
Jude Law Crusher - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 12:08:48 (PST)
"Sesame Street 2089: Hurry, lets get the hell out of here. Big Bird's belly is infested with the spawns of satan. Get the hell out of here"
Johnny Get Your Gun - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 12:07:18 (PST)
"Where's the radio on the Radio Flyer?"
very frustrated dynamite who would hope that this stays on the caption contest. If it doesnt i will sue. - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:18:18 (PST)
"Thank you! and you better keep that on there coz you never keep mine on"
dynamite - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:16:26 (PST)
The What the $#&! Award "Our daddy is so cool he lets us play with these weapons which we can shoot anyone we like with and everyone likes us because our daddy is the controller of the war! Against America.so everyone has to know and like us! "
dynamite - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:08:44 (PST)
"I'm rollin on 20's"
Donkey Puncher - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 10:33:16 (PST)
"I won this in a Cracker Jack® box!"
King Koopa - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 10:32:13 (PST)
The Golden Idiot Award  "...When you do it EEEEEEEEbay."
SUB - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 10:31:20 (PST)
"Do me hard, Chingpao!!"
White Girl - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 10:30:31 (PST)
"I'll be back!... Right after I have a little nap."
NOV - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 22:25:43 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Due to years of suicide attacks, Iraq's forces dwindled down to these young martyrs."
ECSTASY RAVER - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 14:05:42 (PST)
The Golden Idiot Award  "A chinese kid and a white girl, they are catching butterflies"
OreganoSupplier - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 13:49:14 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Every thing a boy could want; big guns, cute chicks and a fast ride."
Haywood Chabloughme - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 13:46:57 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award "Oh look!!! The new Guns And Ammo R Us catalog is here!! "
pooface - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 13:28:50 (PST)
"Man, all I had when I was little was a lame ass plastic ninja turtle."
goofy goofenson - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 13:25:33 (PST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Realizing that they had run out of money, the goverment opts to downsize."
still not workin - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:30:17 (PST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Homeland Security in 2025"
should be workin - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:28:31 (PST)
The Copy Cat Award  "Be vewy, vewy quit......we're hunting Saddams"
time to bomb Sadom - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:05:19 (PST)
"Be vewy, vewy quiet....we're hunting wabbits..."
Young Elmer and Nancy Fudd - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 06:51:52 (PST)
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