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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #23 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"Smokey and the habit"
steve - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 09:20:08 (PDT)
The Ass Clown Award  The Lamer Award  "Now children its time for a little lesson on equality. it shouldnt just be the men and the odd ocasional girl that gets to fight in the war it should be the nuns aswell see we have a great aim BANG BANG PING PING (shells dropping) Now wasnt that good i shot down 65 cans in two bullets (crying in the back ground) actually sister you shot down one child in two bullets that was you favorite 'billy joe' Mum says; what have you done to my poor billy joe? sister says; oh well it was a boy anyway"
GOLD MEDAL GOLD MEDAL GOLD MEDAL GOLD MEDAL GOLD MEDAL GOLD MEDAL GOLD MEDAL DYNAMITE who wishes you will give a gold medal for this fantastic caption which is the best of all of the rest and i have never had a gold medal so give me one! GOLD MEDAL GOLD MEDALGOLD MEDAGOLD MEDAGOLD MEDGOLD MEDAGOLD MEDAGOLD MEDAGOLD MEDAL GOLD MEDGOLD MEDALGOLD MEDAL AL L L L AL L L - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 07:22:26 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "VIRGINITY : 100%"
Bud Smoker - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 01:58:00 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "That damn Old Man Rivers took too many breads from the communion bowl for the last time."
TC - Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 17:24:47 (PDT)
"It would be cool if these nuns had those hats with helicopter blades on them and they were flying"
SUB - Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 11:18:08 (PDT)
"Why do all of them have weird smiles. What are these nuns planning, or worse what have they done!!!!!!!!! i hate nuns"
you know who - Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 00:51:05 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Guns dont kill people, Nuns kill people."
david B - Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 00:45:42 (PDT)
"hey Oregano Supplier!!! look what was posted on Monday, April 07, 2003 at 22:55:54 (PDT). you copy cattin liitle piece of crap"
you know who=david B - Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 00:39:53 (PDT)
"Ummmmmmm nuns love pizza"
David B is gay - Saturday, April 12, 2003 at 14:46:58 (PDT)
"Spanish Inquistion 2003"
ClayFace - Saturday, April 12, 2003 at 14:38:58 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Aggressive? Junior, the Church's conversion campaign is downright forceful..."
ClayFace - Saturday, April 12, 2003 at 14:37:28 (PDT)
"Sure, you can quit the sisterhood any time you want."
NOV - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 23:41:19 (PDT)
"Dont F wit us"
SUB - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 07:27:39 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Did you ever wonder why 'The Flying Nun' was cancelled?"
your mom - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 21:22:18 (PDT)
"And it was written that we shall all take up arms"
ticklebug - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 21:18:17 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Nuns on their way to a gangsta rap concert"
SUB - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 16:30:01 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "It couldnt get any better unless they had beef jerky "
hink dawg - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 15:00:48 (PDT)
"Shhhhhhhhh we're hunting war protesters."
I_Hate_War_Protesters - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 14:59:35 (PDT)
The Copy Cat Award  "Sister Act 3"
OreganoSupplier - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 14:58:37 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Next time you step on my lawn, I'll be ready to shoot, God damn it! Oh excuse me.("
Sw1ftRich - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 14:58:31 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Little house on the prairie? Oh wait i'm an assclown "
YORICH!!!!! - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 14:57:07 (PDT)
"Everyone knows women can't shoot a gun."
fdm are the best - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 08:53:18 (PDT)
"ok Janeanne Garofalo, like you promised, on your knees or we blast your ass!"
jolawanda - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 08:29:13 (PDT)
"What guns? These are the new candelabras we got from the sale."
Rose - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 04:37:01 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Those damn priests couldnt learn to keep their hands off the little boys on their own so we decided to help get the message across."
Crazylegs - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 01:03:50 (PDT)
"ANTI WAR MY ASS"
RJ - Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 20:41:45 (PDT)
"These guns are okay, but what I really want is to get laid."
Sezchuan - Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 15:42:36 (PDT)
"Hail Mary, full of grace, Now let me shoot you in the face."
Copycat - Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 15:16:01 (PDT)
"Sure, you can take our guns away...when you pry them from our cold, dead habits!"
Dave C. - Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 14:13:11 (PDT)
"The REAL Second Amendment Sisters"
Gryphons_Mom - Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 13:28:08 (PDT)
"Go ahead and piss me off."
your_sidekick - Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 12:13:06 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "The weapons of mass destruction discovered!"
- Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 10:50:22 (PDT)
"(all chanting):WE ARE HERE TO FIND SADAAM! WE ARE HERE TO..........."
JELLO ITS ALIVE! - Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 09:41:23 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "THE FIRST 1 TO C THE POPE JP 100000 REWARD"
SCOTT - Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 09:02:43 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "NUNS ON THE RUN"
SCOTT - Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 09:01:06 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Jesus Christ!!! where where"
scott - Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 09:00:32 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "The Nolans have reformed"
scott - Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 08:58:58 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Sadamm and sons before plastic surgery."
scott - Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 08:57:31 (PDT)
"Hail Mary full of grace, may the bullet be with you!"
dynamite - Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 05:46:33 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Hail Mary, full of lead. Accurate be thy aim. By our shotguns, thy will be done. On Earth, as it is in the Firing Range."
Rev. Blackpowder - Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 01:21:04 (PDT)
"I wonder what color their panties are???"
JasonSickSchaperjohn - Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 15:52:56 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "N.I.L.F.'s"
Go_Ahead_Take_It_Off - Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 15:48:49 (PDT)
"Agnus Bernadet, are those patent leather shoes you're wearing? HERESY, HERESY I SAY!!!! BAM BAMBAM BAM!!!"
ECSTACY RAVER - Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 14:39:15 (PDT)
"Who's that nun on the right?! No... it isn't!!! Ladies and gentlemen... JANET RENO!!!"
ECSTACY RAVER - Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 14:13:47 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "And now... presenting... the Vatican City Armed Forces!"
ECSTASY RAVER - Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 13:57:12 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Who let the nuns out?"
SUB - Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 13:25:29 (PDT)
"Go ahead MAKE MY DAY!"
feaftwybbbb - Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 10:55:22 (PDT)
"As odd as it was, Johnny's secret obsession with nuns and guns lead to him killing all those people in Vietnam"
Jigalo Johnny - Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 09:02:11 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "In the early years the nuns didn't know how to fight chlamydia, so they tried guns."
Juxtapose - Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 08:53:41 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Ultimate porn video.....Naughty Nuns with Guns"
you know who - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 23:02:48 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "The new NRA poster nuns"
you know who - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 23:00:03 (PDT)
"Mother Teresa's bodyguards"
you know who - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 22:58:06 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Sister Act 3......This time Whoopie means business"
you know who - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 22:55:54 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Charleton Heston's dream church"
you know who - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 22:49:57 (PDT)
"This is what the fathers of our Constitition had in mind when writing the 2nd Amendment"
you know who - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 22:47:54 (PDT)
"The slapping hands with rulers just wasn't getting the message across, so these nuns went to the next best thing."
heh heh heh - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 22:46:15 (PDT)
The Ass Clown Award  "One word: ASSCLOWNS"
Hinkle - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 20:56:30 (PDT)
"And God looked upon his people and said, 'Let there be death'"
your mom - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 17:56:13 (PDT)
"First the NRA recruits Moses (Charleton Heston), and now these nuns... I think I see a pattern here."
Done with work - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 17:18:22 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "The reason why Iraq is going to lose the war "
OreganoSupplier - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 15:53:02 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Five gun salute"
- Monday, April 07, 2003 at 14:50:14 (PDT)
"Nuns with guns coming to wipe out Sadaam's buns!"
Jennifer S. from Buffalo - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 13:57:21 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award "We're so sick of being known as the Good Girls!"
Captain Howdy - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 13:21:03 (PDT)
"What's that, God? You want us to get together and kill everyone? Well, if you say so. Let's go, girls."
Duhdley - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 13:20:08 (PDT)
"...Thy kingdom come..."
Twitch - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 13:18:19 (PDT)
"As a last resort, the Bush decided to send Howard, Jake, Larry, Ronnie, and Sam undercover as missionaries into Iraq, overlooking one small detail..."
Twitch - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 13:17:44 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Dude, we can totally make the president think he's trippin"
Duhdley - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 13:15:57 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Go ahead, call God a HIM one more time!"
Captain Howdy - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 13:14:39 (PDT)
The Ass Clown Award  "We're not gonna shoot anyone. These guns aren't loaded. We just use them to masturbate."
Assclown McGee - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 13:13:34 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Well first Sister Hannah got one, so then Sister Rose got one, and then the rest just kind of followed..."
Captain Howdy - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 13:12:38 (PDT)
"The best element of attack is the element of surprise."
Duhdley - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 13:11:40 (PDT)
"Well, it looks as if the crusades are starting up again!"
- Monday, April 07, 2003 at 11:50:54 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "How the Catholic church proposes to deal with pedophile priests"
Still not workin - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 11:21:57 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Applications to the Sisters of Perpetual Death and Mayhem declined ever since they began their new ad campaign."
Should be workin - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 11:20:09 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "And I thought getting my knuckles rapped with a ruler was bad!"
Maxxx - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 10:10:06 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Class Picture: Sister Mary Kickyourass, Sister Blowyourheadoff, Sister Shotgun Shelly, Sister Hang 'em High Henrietta, and Sister Dead Eye Donna. From the Abandon All Hope Convent and Catholic School."
Dood - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 09:48:02 (PDT)
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