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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #25 (Closed)

Welcome to the StupidStuff.org Caption Contest, where you get to title a picture from our photo galleries. Give us your best shot and fire away. The best comment will be added to the picture gallery (with credit, if you include your name).

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Current Captions:

The Gold Medal Award  "What George W Bush SHOULD be doin, but ya know, his daddy was president..."
david B - Wednesday, April 30, 2003 at 21:48:41 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "what the caption writers will be looking at for the next four years"
put a new one up already!!! - Wednesday, April 30, 2003 at 19:33:30 (PDT)

Yeah? Why not try suggesting one, anus-brain? Or is that too difficult for you?
"What Joe Liberman will be doing the next four years"
Kyle_Hizzle - Wednesday, April 30, 2003 at 18:29:27 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "What Al Gore has been doing for 4 years."
Arcturus - Tuesday, April 29, 2003 at 21:40:53 (PDT)
"First gear and im exhausted after two minutes."
dynamite - Tuesday, April 29, 2003 at 11:00:16 (PDT)
"Look at me! Look at me! I'm a teapot! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Twitch - Monday, April 28, 2003 at 12:47:06 (PDT)
"These Michelin tires are such an improvement"
dynamite needs the gold medal - Monday, April 28, 2003 at 12:09:42 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Sucka, I'm gonna throw you to the moon."
Mr. T - Monday, April 28, 2003 at 09:15:35 (PDT)
"Damn UPS"
smoke - Monday, April 28, 2003 at 09:06:21 (PDT)
The Golden Idiot Award  "I never thought that seeing a young man like yourself riding a bike would give me an erection but I guess I'm mistaken"
Coke - Monday, April 28, 2003 at 05:48:00 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Try the new fibre intensive paper, it has good nutrients in it makes goin to the loo heaven"
dynamite - Monday, April 28, 2003 at 02:46:29 (PDT)
"Eat my ink Bush! Is that funny? do i get the golden idiot award now?"
- Monday, April 28, 2003 at 02:45:31 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Newsflash, Josh Woolsey wiffed a kickball, thats what it says in the paper"
JoshSucks - Sunday, April 27, 2003 at 11:34:36 (PDT)
"Next stop, 50 Cent's house, ill make sure he gets the paper that has poo on it!!!"
OreganoSupplier - Sunday, April 27, 2003 at 11:33:32 (PDT)
The Ass Clown Award  "Man, those people that write the assclown captions sure are assclowns...wait a minute...now I'm an assclown...dammit!"
assclown of the month club - Sunday, April 27, 2003 at 07:37:17 (PDT)
"Check this PiMp Rider man!!!"
YOOORICH - Saturday, April 26, 2003 at 10:12:48 (PDT)
The Ass Clown Award  "Man that paperboy is an assclown."
Kyle Hinkle - Friday, April 25, 2003 at 20:02:17 (PDT)
"The downtrodden state of the economy was really starting to cut into Mark's life."
ECSTASY RAVER - Friday, April 25, 2003 at 17:48:02 (PDT)
"Here is just one of many demanding, challanging and exciting degree programs you can receive at you local community college."
Joe Mama, Dean of Humor - Friday, April 25, 2003 at 11:49:29 (PDT)
"just delivering the morning paper"
the bomb - Friday, April 25, 2003 at 10:14:10 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Robert discovered his inner child after a long battle with bipolar disorder...he used to think he was a teapot."
Workin' Hard - Friday, April 25, 2003 at 09:40:35 (PDT)
"Whos that guy..."
Matt james - Thursday, April 24, 2003 at 16:32:39 (PDT)
"Honey, there's the mailboy again. 46 years on the job and he's till as dedicated as ever"
me - Thursday, April 24, 2003 at 15:55:56 (PDT)
The Copy Cat Award  "Have a nice day, ASSCLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jake Try me - Thursday, April 24, 2003 at 09:40:49 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Sam realized that this wasn't the right way to go. He repented and gave John a hug. While higging him he realized that he did deserve it. Sam Karate Chopped him on the head and watched the brains fly every where. Don't let your dog out eer again"
Read the one below this first - Thursday, April 24, 2003 at 09:40:10 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "While John sat on the lawn he thought he would greet his neighborhood paperboy. Little did he know that Sam hated him. John's dog always got loose and attacked Sam. Now Sam wold get his revenge with a quick pull of a trigger and no more John. "
Just Shut the Hell up - Thursday, April 24, 2003 at 09:38:17 (PDT)
"Mr. President, how many pounds of corn would like ?"
Diaper Dandy - Thursday, April 24, 2003 at 08:34:06 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Jake wanted to look nice for his first day at work."
Twitch - Wednesday, April 23, 2003 at 16:27:16 (PDT)
"Being a paper boy can be fun and profitable"
Jesus H. Christ - Wednesday, April 23, 2003 at 16:08:20 (PDT)
"You ain't gettin nofin- you didnt pay the price Mr President, now you will pay the price and u will get somefin."
dynamite - Wednesday, April 23, 2003 at 10:11:25 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "And they said that they were going to deliver my porn discreetly!"
NOV - Wednesday, April 23, 2003 at 02:10:16 (PDT)
"Although many people teased little Timmy about his size, Mr. Johnson was always polite and supported the poor boy."
Twitch - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 20:30:10 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Ok the guy on the bike truely is a retard. He still has the training wheels on it."
Latexical - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 16:23:21 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Mr. Bush: Howdy there uhh....perfectly normal paperboy who is definitely not a secret service agent....pretty smooth, per-tee smooth...I still got it!"
pooface - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 15:42:54 (PDT)
"Wow...that is a sweet ride...sure would be nice...someday.....oh well, off to work on my pogo stick!"
goofy goofenson - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 15:36:18 (PDT)
"My paper route would be so much more fun if my bicycle wasn't missing its seat"
SUB - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 15:19:36 (PDT)
"CATCH little feeble man."
Im just Ms.Dyn-a-mi-te-ee - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 12:58:16 (PDT)
"NO PAPER FOR YOU"
PAPER NAZI - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 11:21:05 (PDT)
The Ass Clown Award  "Nice wheels... assclown"
KC - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 11:20:13 (PDT)
"Boy on tricycle, nothing funny about it. Just shut up, seriously"
Today is - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 07:18:15 (PDT)
"This is a time machhine made by the government."
FLIP - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 06:47:11 (PDT)
"I am undercover for president bush. "
FLIP - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 06:46:26 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Thanks anyway Jebediah. Riding a bike across the country for 2 years so I might get into heaven sounds great, but I think I stick with Jesus. "
rkid - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 20:41:26 (PDT)
"....I'm glad you like it. I needed a giant orange flag on long pole so I would be more noticeable!"
redrum - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 20:29:26 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "In this idyllic suburban town, no one could imagine the cosmic horror that was to unfold between Mr. Smith and Bobby Blue Suit Morton."
H.P.L - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 20:14:34 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Unlike most people, Jimmy had found his dream job at age 12, and never looked back."
Dave C. - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 18:49:55 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Hey, if I threw that paper...it would go over the house"
SUB(I Suck) - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 18:46:25 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Enron employees new jobs"
SUB - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 18:33:23 (PDT)
The Golden Idiot Award  "I raped a little boy and stole his bike"
Donovan Darius - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 18:30:41 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Hey sir, you cant tell... but i have a huge boner"
SUB - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 18:29:43 (PDT)
"When President Bush called, Bobby knew that his new mobile golf course business was going to be a success."
Count de Marlioz - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 14:36:20 (PDT)
"Look, the A-Team put my bike back together from the car in the previous caption!"
scott - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 12:56:49 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "thats right mr bush keep wavin this ones from saddam"
scott - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 12:54:59 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Good to see Martha Stewarts' CEO has found himself a new job already!"
Workin' Hard - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 10:52:43 (PDT)
"To this day, Bobby denies that he has a Peter Pan complex"
Not workin - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 10:13:02 (PDT)
"Bill Clinton's new ride."
its me - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 09:52:01 (PDT)
"The new life-size cardboard cut outs of George Bush, Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden and Tony Blair are in the shops ready for anyone to punch the lights out of"
dynamite - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 07:40:05 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "George bush; "Wheres the usual van then?" Mail man; "You sent it to Iraq, remember?" It was only a metro now the engine has been used for a brand new tank. George; "Oh yeah, that broke down when I took it on holiday with me so no one would notice Ooops!"
Dynamite - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 07:35:07 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "That's the last time I ask for a company vehicle!"
Bud Smoker - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 02:48:30 (PDT)
"And you thought YOUR job sucked!"
NOV - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 02:40:15 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award "The new Microsoft Messenger service. 'You got mail'."
Bud Smoker - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 01:27:08 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Hey! Do you see the letters above my house in the clouds too, or is it just me? "
Wize Azz - Sunday, April 20, 2003 at 23:35:19 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Bill recovered nicely from the dotcom crash, and quickly found into a new position he liked to call 'integrated mobile-architecture content delivery'. "
Maxxx - Sunday, April 20, 2003 at 23:33:14 (PDT)


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