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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #26 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

The Pretty Good Award  "So mr. kyle, or should i say, hugely-endowed dream lover, can I kiss your behind and put my tongue in all those *special* places? Please? Please please please???"
Kyle's Bitch. - Friday, May 09, 2003 at 20:35:38 (PDT)
"Listen, I'm not coming out till they give me back my Shuttle...."
Hawk - Friday, May 09, 2003 at 08:02:54 (PDT)
"How long am I going to be stuck in this stupid hole?"
big bob - Thursday, May 08, 2003 at 20:42:51 (PDT)
The Whiney Baby Award  "When are you Gods Of The Internet gonna put up a new pic? It takes like 3 weeks for you cool people to upload a new pic? And don't tell me its my responsibility to find pics, because I ain't the one who decided to run a website, and because I'm an idiot, and because I'm too lame to do such a cool thing. Plus I wet my pants a lot and secretly want to have gay sex with older men."
Whiney Baby - Thursday, May 08, 2003 at 18:22:55 (PDT)
"He may have been the first man to walk on the moon,but he doesn't know north from south."
sr_peach - Thursday, May 08, 2003 at 15:24:59 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "WOOOOOOOOOOOAH.......the moon looks just like earth!"
rep - Thursday, May 08, 2003 at 12:21:03 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Oh man, I am gettin out of here!!!! it smells like the devil pinched a loaf in there"
- Wednesday, May 07, 2003 at 21:53:56 (PDT)
"Hey captain,!!! I found your LOG"
heh heh heh - Wednesday, May 07, 2003 at 21:47:37 (PDT)
"JUST SAY NO DAMNIT!!!!"
kt - Wednesday, May 07, 2003 at 16:01:23 (PDT)
"The sound of the underground, the beat of the bum goes round and around (for all you english people out there)"
dynamite - Wednesday, May 07, 2003 at 08:52:38 (PDT)
"It's that time again to go get laid. Now they will all think im a astronaut and not the town's bum."
BornOfDeSIRE - Wednesday, May 07, 2003 at 08:37:47 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "God damn wife.........making me go shopping when there is a nuclear war goin' on....god damit..."
warrior11 - Wednesday, May 07, 2003 at 01:36:51 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "What...? Where the hell...? Why am I wearing a space suit? "
To drunk to think straight - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 19:56:19 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Crazy hijinks and cheap sex jokes abound when Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott are two nutty astronauts!...This summer in : Dude, Where's My Shuttle?"
the great and wonderful OZ - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 16:32:56 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Oh man...what a night...the crazy homeless guy in the sewer really DOES throw the best costume parties ever!"
Queen Ophelia - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 16:17:58 (PDT)
"From the Movie Armageddon: Is it safe to come out now?!?"
BibleBurner - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 14:33:38 (PDT)
"NASA told me that being a astronaut meant going to space. But turns out what they needed was a ASStronaut cleaning your people's waste products."
BoB - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 14:26:17 (PDT)
"What goes up must come down."
Spedrick - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 14:24:18 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Neil Armstrong: First man to walk on the moon, First man to play in the sewers."
Coke - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 14:14:44 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "May i please..Remain in this space Where the sewers SCREETCh with my desires"
SOADFREAK - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 14:10:20 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "When Dave switched the Time Dilator's controls around as a practical joke, Bob accidently became stranded in time in a hideously barbaric era.... "
Maxxx - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 12:12:48 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "To boldly go where no man has gone before..."
Twitch - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 11:49:46 (PDT)
"Just need to jump that little bit further."
dynamite - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 08:35:39 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Stupid autopilot!"
dynamite - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 08:33:38 (PDT)
"Space was the other way."
dynamite - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 08:31:21 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Nothing is good but to let your mind take off in space is another"
QuestionFate - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 08:03:30 (PDT)
"After stealing merchandise from the Space Museum the night before, Joe finally feels the time is right to return home."
conquest - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 06:56:02 (PDT)
"...We go on foot from here."
conquest - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 06:49:02 (PDT)
"I once was a astronaut..Now im work with the NASA Septic Corporation"
NoAssociation - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 04:53:02 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "NASA'S SECRET UNDERGROUND EXPOSED!!!!"
linnyloo2 - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 02:24:55 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Well, this was....unexpected."
Twitch - Monday, May 05, 2003 at 13:04:58 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Nate dogg - Monday, May 05, 2003 at 11:05:42 (PDT)
"Help me. I fell from Space and was abducted by the Ninja Turtles"
johnnybbad - Monday, May 05, 2003 at 05:11:32 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Oi! Theres a hitchhiker in my helmate!"
dolphin chick - Monday, May 05, 2003 at 05:08:02 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Houston we've got a problem!"
dolphin chick - Monday, May 05, 2003 at 05:07:18 (PDT)
"AHHHHHH! There's are star in my helmet ew!ew! get it out GET IT OUT!"
DOLPHIN CHICK - Monday, May 05, 2003 at 05:05:04 (PDT)
"One small step for man, one giant #2 for mankind. (tame enough?)"
Bud Smoker - Monday, May 05, 2003 at 01:51:42 (PDT)
"Official space helmet on, oh Captain Video!"
Norton - Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 20:45:37 (PDT)
"New time on Freddie goes to Space: Freddie gets lost"
your mom - Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 17:00:30 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Dangit...I swear, I thought that astronaut was dead when I flushed him..."
El Crappo Stinkioso - Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 16:59:26 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Am I in space or was it the weed I smoked?!"
ImortallyInsane - Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 11:48:13 (PDT)
"I'm still seeing stars"
dynamite - Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 06:22:09 (PDT)
"So man, does this make me a cosmonaut or an astronaut now?"
nicos - Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 02:53:21 (PDT)
"Sammy's space training goes out of the window literally!!!"
dynamite - Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 02:05:33 (PDT)
"While filming Planet of the Apes 2: Apes in Paradise, Mark Wahlberg slips away unseen in order to continue his search fo the Funky Bunch."
rkid - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 22:28:43 (PDT)
"I knew I should have used the bathroom before I left!"
solokin1 (the one and the only - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 21:56:43 (PDT)
"Huston...I've found Sadam"
bigblueyes - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 18:03:09 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Sheesh...they didn't have to dress me up like an astronaut and make me find my way out of the New York city sewer system...that's the last time I insult the StupidStuff.ORG people..."
anus-brain - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 15:13:42 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Veeery funny HAL....jokes over.....seriously.....HAL?.....son of a b*@#&"
redrum - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 22:01:27 (PDT)
"Learned the hard way that the R stood for reverse"
Dragonfire - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 15:34:00 (PDT)
"Harold returns from his trip to Pooto"
Twitch - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 14:15:52 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "...So THIS is what the moon looks like."
Twitch - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 14:13:57 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Assclown down!"
Assclown McGee - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 14:09:44 (PDT)
The Ass Clown Award  "assclown"
- Friday, May 02, 2003 at 14:09:10 (PDT)
"...One small turd for man, one giant dookie for mankind!"
Captain Howdy - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 14:06:13 (PDT)
"I'm realizing that the bean burrito I had for lunch was a bad idea..."
tulsawop - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 11:21:27 (PDT)
"The future of all space exploration is in Pete's hands, now if he only knew up from down..."
workin' hard - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 09:11:36 (PDT)
"Just another bad day when you're up to your elbows in crap"
Jennifer S. - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 07:48:51 (PDT)
"Am I still with the apes or have they taken me over too?"
dolphin chick - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 02:39:06 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Just what do you think you're doing Dave?"
NOV - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 22:38:02 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Damn you all. Damn you all to hell!!!"
NOV - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 21:54:15 (PDT)
"People they come together, people they fall apart, no one can stop us know, cause we are all made of stars"
MOBY (watch the video) - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 20:47:08 (PDT)
"Who the hell is OreganoSuplpier?"
Sub - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 20:16:17 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award " Wow, I never seen the sky before "
Joe - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 19:51:11 (PDT)
"So I guess Satan looks like astronaut."
OreganoSuplpier - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 16:15:04 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "In New York, No One Can Hear You Scream - Aliens IV"
Movie Critik - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 14:35:29 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Although Sergei knew that the vacuum of space was the worst place to discover a leak in your spacesuit, he was sure he now knew where the second worst place was."
Dave C. - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 14:28:46 (PDT)
"When they said I'd be going to In-er Space. I thought they meant deep sea diving"
Spawn - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 13:58:32 (PDT)
"I guess I made a wrong turn."
- Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 13:11:01 (PDT)
The Golden Idiot Award  "Sammy the space man thought that he was in space, he met millions of aliens which had a strong pooy smell, didnt speak and broke in half easily he wasnt in space he was in the sewers."
dynamite - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 12:46:06 (PDT)
"Wow i see a star in my helmet or is that my spirit coming back to greet me"
dynamite - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 12:43:03 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "I *knew* I should have turned left at Albequerque...."
Space Dood - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 09:02:37 (PDT)


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