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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #28 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"Baby's got a temper"
Bud Smoker - Sunday, May 25, 2003 at 02:25:06 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "I had a baby? what do you mean, i had a baby? how could it fit through my...where is it? AAAAH!"
Twitch - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 07:59:28 (PDT)
"...so THAT'S what was up there..."
Twitch - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 07:58:30 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "...Janet Reno just knocked me up and left me!"
Twitch - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 07:57:36 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "...My girlfriend just knocked me up and left me!"
Twitch - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 07:57:09 (PDT)
"...My boyfriend just knocked me up and left me!"
Twitch - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 07:56:10 (PDT)
"Yeah, you think that sucks..... they had to stitch my butt......"
cane - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 05:31:13 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award  "I would hate to star on another TV show of OZ ,if that baby just came outta my butt."
Coke - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 05:26:12 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "The result of telling a hermaphrodite to go %#$! him/herself."
NOV - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 01:01:08 (PDT)
"DAMN, that lady needs to shave!!!!"
david B - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 22:58:46 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Oooooh, that HAD to hurt!!!"
david B - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 22:56:48 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "HEY!!!!! I thought you couldn't get pregnant from anal sex."
Eagle eye - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 16:58:25 (PDT)
"The doctors are gonna have to give him some tittys or his babys gonna die"
i got high to day - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 09:59:01 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "After that.....breastfeeding should be easy!!!"
Brenda - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 04:22:40 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Tonight on Punked! - Nicholas Cage thinks he's having a routine colonoscopy. What he doesn't know is that when he wakes up, he'll be 9 months pregnant and dilated 2 centimeters!"
redrum - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 21:59:38 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  And then the Aliens came in and they probed me."
cindy - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 14:33:44 (PDT)
"owww! I need a bandaid for my sphincter!"
wiped - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 12:57:13 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Last thing I remember...I was at a bar, and I saw some bright lights...I was taken to a bright room with all these alien faces over me...yes, it was a gay bar."
Twitch - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 11:39:57 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Are the reporters here yet? I need to freshen up before my interview."
KBleau - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 06:38:56 (PDT)
The Copy Cat Award  "ASSCLOWN!!!!!!!!"
420ASSCLOWN - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 04:30:10 (PDT)
The ZERO I.Q. Award "if any1 is out there please come on the chat room im lonely!"
mouse/dolphin chick - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 13:21:43 (PDT)

You're not just lonely, you're stupid, too. Don't put bullcrap like this in the Caption Contest, you FRICKIN' IDIOT.
"I thought it was just a bad case of constipation!!!"
hiss - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 13:05:12 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "With all of the new reproductive technologies and lawsuits for discrimination, hospitals will soon need paternity wards -- and obstetrician-urologists."
Dave C. - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 11:06:02 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Oh crap!!! My mom was right about eating those watermelon seeds!!!"
Ace - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 10:51:10 (PDT)
"The new men which you can buy which can have your baby!!"
dynamite - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 05:40:54 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award  "Sir, you requested to see your wife before surgery so here she is!"
dolphin chick - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 03:01:11 (PDT)
"I don't remember swallowing that!!!"
dolphin chick - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 02:55:16 (PDT)
"OH THE PAIN! WHERE IS MY WIFE WHEN I NEED HER?!! "
Sheryl Hartzheim - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 20:02:20 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Sir, we know you're stressed out about being a new father, but could you please put your clothes back on and let your wife use the bed now?"
Dr. Goofenstien - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 18:27:40 (PDT)
"When the doctors said that they were going to clone me, they didn't say anything about me giving birth to it too."
NOV - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 18:12:13 (PDT)
The Golden Idiot Award  The Lamer Award  "Congratulations little baby you have just given birth to an old man"
dynamite - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 14:31:58 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Damn, you look a LOT like Arnold Swarzenegger!"
BOBBYOO - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 10:18:29 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "doctor : Congratulations miss u hav a healthy baby boy! Patient : Ahhh! they told me i had appendacitis!"
dolphin chick - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 10:13:02 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Alas.... another assclown is born...."
- Monday, May 19, 2003 at 00:58:28 (PDT)
"And you thought squeezing that through a hole the size of a grapefruit was hard..."
Robbage - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 00:30:01 (PDT)
"Congratulations Mrs Anderson, now, Dr Blishpiel will be here in 15 mins for that body wax you requested"
TC - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 00:16:38 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Damn same sex marriages."
Bud Smoker - Sunday, May 18, 2003 at 23:21:50 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "It turns out it wasn't a tumor after all, Mr. Johnson...."
Adam Smasher - Sunday, May 18, 2003 at 21:24:11 (PDT)


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