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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #29 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"Poor Ronald was under pressure to come up with something new for the happy meals."
emminator - Saturday, May 31, 2003 at 12:50:34 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "If you can't beat em.....join em!"
captain caption - Saturday, May 31, 2003 at 06:07:29 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "We love to see you smile. Except you, you redheaded prick, here's your walkin' papers. Now hit the bricks!"
Jones - Friday, May 30, 2003 at 13:39:41 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "After a long afternoon of polishing his deer rifle and locating a bell tower, Ronald goes recycling."
Jones - Friday, May 30, 2003 at 13:35:54 (PDT)
"For Christ's sake, Ronnie, you have a birthday party in half an hour."
Jones - Friday, May 30, 2003 at 10:26:49 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "...And shortly after this is when the mysterious 'Happy Meal Killer' began to strike..."
Maxxx - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 22:54:48 (PDT)
"Don't start the birthday party without me kids! Old Ronald just needs a few minutes to sober....err....I mean freshen up."
rkid - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 22:35:03 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Damn affirmative action!"
hamburgular - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 22:19:04 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "What would you like to drink with that? Double scotch and water, wait...make it supersize, I have a long drive..."
King Midas - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 19:37:53 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Kid's...This is what happens when you don't get your education."
Primus - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 10:52:25 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "It's Bill Gates undercover!!"
WHERESALLTHEPEANUTS?! - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 10:50:09 (PDT)
"Them McDonald bastards stole my gig! Now its back to selling unbrellas and used underwear."
Cane - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 10:47:24 (PDT)
"When Subway came to town, Ronald got upset and took fustrations out on a hobo.So knowing that they money was going to be short he decided to pawn all his valuable items because he needed a pack of smokes"
Coke - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 10:46:06 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Birdy scammed me out of all my money and ran away with grimus."
jeff kohn - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 10:44:45 (PDT)
"Mom?can we go to McDonalds?"
Loui B. - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 10:04:07 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Once you get a job at McDonalds you never get a job anywhere else coz ur so unhygenic."
dynamite - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 05:49:42 (PDT)
"I made billions in the fast food industry, and blew it all on the track..."
aeroman - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 01:39:51 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "You want flies with that?"
NOV - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 00:12:44 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Boy, they're really running out of ideas for toys to put in Happy Meals..."
Twitch - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 16:48:05 (PDT)
"George McDonald has far too much pride to accept help from his twin brother, Ronald."
Twitch - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 16:47:32 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Old McDonald had some crack, e i e i o"
coodudefromtx - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 12:37:24 (PDT)
"It makes you wonder what they put in their burgers!"
dolphin chick - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 12:18:20 (PDT)
"It was never the same for Ronald McDonald after this incident."
Tigger - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 12:17:37 (PDT)
"It's the things that make you go ewwwwwwwwwwwww!"
dolphin chick - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 12:15:12 (PDT)
"Health and saftey?"
dynamite - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 09:30:01 (PDT)
"The hygene in McDonalds has really gone downhill (or just stayed the same)."
dynamite - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 09:28:30 (PDT)
(This was terrible, but we still love Dynamite. ;)
"Yeah, yeah...put a smile on, everybody come on...oh forget this crap...I live in a cardboard box...I don't wanna put a friggin smile on..."
McPooface - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 19:51:45 (PDT)
"Come & GETUM KIDS-FREE HAPPY MEAL WORM BURGERS! "
S.Hartz - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 14:32:19 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "This is what happens when stupid people file (and win), frivolous lawsuits for spilling hot coffee on themselves and then blaming others for their own stupid assclown mistakes!!!!"
assclown-hater - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 11:28:53 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Time to make the special sauce..."
julie - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 11:09:22 (PDT)
"When they said McDonalds was crap, they weren't kidding!!!!"
dolphin chick - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 10:14:26 (PDT)
"Hamburgler in disguise"
Brenda - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 06:07:51 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "A walking advertisement for a career at McDonald’s."
conquest - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 05:19:28 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Smoking unhealthy ?!?! You eat the food don't you ?"
Danny - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 03:44:18 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Jesus, Mom. "
Traumatized Kid - Monday, May 26, 2003 at 22:52:32 (PDT)
"A clown on prozac+ wroking with little kids= sex offenders list... 'nuff said."
TC - Monday, May 26, 2003 at 18:30:21 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Hey, can you spare a quarter...pounder?"
Dave C. - Monday, May 26, 2003 at 13:33:36 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "After the sex offender with red hair and big shoes was caught,his buisness (which we will call BurgersRus) went under. He was seen later moving the last remains of his career to the payless down the street. Children stay away from him. Poor Rona..uh..Bob."
JoeyISmadHOT - Monday, May 26, 2003 at 11:52:11 (PDT)
"So *that's* why I shouldn't of burned down the Burger King"
wang peterson - Monday, May 26, 2003 at 10:24:00 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "And so Ronald lived out his days, replaced by Jerry Jellyfish."
jellyfish for president. - Monday, May 26, 2003 at 06:15:35 (PDT)
"Never rely on the clown to get the Happy Meal prizes"
Workin' Hard - Sunday, May 25, 2003 at 17:38:28 (PDT)
"A hamburger is a terrible thing to waste."
Hungry Homeless Guy - Sunday, May 25, 2003 at 17:14:14 (PDT)
"Ronald just couldn't hack the Twelve Step program after all."
Junky - Sunday, May 25, 2003 at 17:11:34 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "I told them bastards the dollar menu was a bad idea."
peter johnson - Sunday, May 25, 2003 at 16:38:53 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "I knew I should have never slept with the fat purple guy."
caseyb#2 - Sunday, May 25, 2003 at 16:32:39 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "I wonder if Bush needs another Cabinet Member."
Boots - Sunday, May 25, 2003 at 14:26:01 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Hey kid..are you going to finish that happy meal?"
- Sunday, May 25, 2003 at 12:25:39 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Life was never the same again for Ronald, after he got caught eating a BK Whopper!"
polly - Sunday, May 25, 2003 at 12:10:34 (PDT)
"Take-away, please"
underwired bra - Sunday, May 25, 2003 at 12:07:41 (PDT)
"Down and out in McDonaldland.."
Workin' Hard - Sunday, May 25, 2003 at 10:45:46 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Ronald wasn't 'Super Sized', he was 'Down Sized' instead."
Ary - Sunday, May 25, 2003 at 10:28:15 (PDT)


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