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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #31 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"No wonder it was 70% off..."
LaJon - Sunday, June 15, 2003 at 15:56:29 (PDT)
The Copy Cat Award  "hey!!!i said two scoops of sugar, not two scoops of scooba!!!"
heyheyhey - Sunday, June 15, 2003 at 12:18:52 (PDT)
"how much worse is the pollution gonna get?"
dynamite - Sunday, June 15, 2003 at 10:59:27 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "And to avoid another lawsuit McDonalds sends in its crew to determine just how hot the coffee REALLY is..."
Workin' Hard - Saturday, June 14, 2003 at 11:22:31 (PDT)
The Copy Cat Award  "hey i said i wanted a scoop of sugar not scuba...."
?????????????????????????? - Saturday, June 14, 2003 at 06:45:21 (PDT)
"I've heard of a coffee enema, but this is ridiculous!"
southern.bel - Friday, June 13, 2003 at 23:49:32 (PDT)
"You know we'll never be able to sleep tonight after this."
- Friday, June 13, 2003 at 17:49:09 (PDT)
"So if you pee in a cup of hot coffee, does it make it colder?"
Ewwwwww - Friday, June 13, 2003 at 12:17:05 (PDT)
"Man! We shouldn't have climbed up that beanstalk!!!"
Spazz - Friday, June 13, 2003 at 12:16:47 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award  "Honey, I didn't shrink the kids this time... but.... well...ummm.. you might not want to drink your coffee...and ...ummm...I dont think we'll be going on another boat ride any time soon!"
mouse/dolphin chick - Friday, June 13, 2003 at 05:22:09 (PDT)
"Hey, I said ''scoop of'' not ''scuba''!!!"
jonathan davis - Friday, June 13, 2003 at 00:25:38 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "The best part of waking up, is a scuba diver in your cup"
daviddraiman - Friday, June 13, 2003 at 00:22:56 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Man...it's so hard to find a decent cup of coffee that doesn't have scuba divers swimming in it anymore...What's the world coming to?"
Crappachino Deluxe - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 21:32:26 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Dude, seriously...we have to stop buying our coffee from that Sam's wharehouse place...Nobody needs a 50 gallon drum of Folgers..."
Dee Caff - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 21:28:31 (PDT)
"Those guys are just a bunch of drips."
I'm rubber, you're glue... - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 16:22:25 (PDT)
"If I dont move it will not consume me.."
Felix - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 14:03:56 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "We'll start you off nice and simple, but next we move onto the cappichinos."
frigginpig - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 13:19:07 (PDT)
"The Coffee expedition crew is prepared for yet another journey to the frothy depths of the Java Sea....."
Chris Anus - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 11:52:52 (PDT)
"Ahhh.......Coffee humping.......my favorite pasttime!!!!"
CitizenGreen - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 11:50:12 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "We don't drink your pool, so please, don't swim in our coffee"
conquest - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 07:36:48 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "The result of The Village People trying to invent undewater camouflage."
Ziggy - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 21:42:49 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Little did Bob know that the bacterial growth in his drink had become intelligent and was plotting his untimely demise..."
Brian Anal - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 21:33:52 (PDT)
"Plop! Plop! Fizz! Fizz! Oh what a relief it is!"
No heart burn here - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 19:57:31 (PDT)
"Christ Lenny..Are you this drunk?"
Chris Adamczyk - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 19:27:06 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Honey!!!!! Call the pest control guy. We have those damn men in our coffee again."
Straight up - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 12:30:19 (PDT)
"This is what should happen to bad, rip-off plumbers and builders!!!!! ha ha ha"
- Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 11:39:30 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Yet another Planet of the Apes creepy final scene...Earth's oceans are now shown to be just really big cups full of java!"
Holly - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 10:41:36 (PDT)
"What the hell?!?! It said 'Sea-monkeys' on the packet!"
NOV - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 23:22:40 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award  "Did somebody not make it to the Bathroom in time"
babygrl - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 17:06:24 (PDT)
"'But this package is a better bargain!' he said. Well, that's the last time Mr. Cheapskate picks our vacation!"
Jill - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 17:05:05 (PDT)
"haaaaaaaaaaaaa.....DIRTY SEX IN A COFFEEE CUP!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
sexyguy69 - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 09:49:25 (PDT)
"I said to drop me at Ground Zero... not ground coffee!!!!!"
Brenda - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 06:09:13 (PDT)
"WOW MAN....WHAT A JUMP.....BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PARACHUTE?"
CAPTAIN CAPTION - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 05:17:54 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Looks suspiciously like two pics in a row of a 'short black'."
Bud Smoker - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 00:08:54 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Scuba Steve and Bob the Builder share a cup of coffee..."
NOV - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 00:04:34 (PDT)
The Golden Idiot Award  "Ooops I farted in the coffee(as the bubbles arize)"
insane chicken hawk - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 20:25:08 (PDT)
"Maybe it would be a good idea to find out what's actually in that cup before we start making jokes about it"
confused - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 16:32:57 (PDT)
"The Columbian souvenir honeymoon photo."
Errol - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 15:48:36 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "The new Navy Seals. We NEVER sleep."
Mike Hunt - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 13:04:47 (PDT)
"I knew we should have taken that left at Alberquerque..."
Frenchie - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 13:03:19 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Fe Fi Fo........What the F**K!!!! I asked for one man, not two."
- Monday, June 09, 2003 at 13:02:56 (PDT)
"Well John, after this we should be able to stay awake for the staff meeting."
blonde goddess - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 11:13:01 (PDT)
The Golden Idiot Award  "we all live in a cup of coffee a cup of coffee a cup of coffee we all live in a cup of coffee not a yellow submarinneeeeeeeeeee!"
mouse/dolphin chick - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 02:37:11 (PDT)
"Well at least they have all appropriate safety equipment for mug diving"
aeroman - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 02:33:33 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Two toys in a coffee mug... oooook.. they must be getting desperate now"
aeroman - Monday, June 09, 2003 at 01:21:17 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Please sir, no peeing in the coffee"
you know who - Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 23:39:43 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Those leprechauns sure love their Guinness."
Bud Smoker - Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 22:50:19 (PDT)
"One word: SuperSize!!"
Adam Smasher - Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 22:02:26 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "The Starbucks WMD (Weapon of Mocha Destruction) $395.00 plus shipping"
Adam Smasher - Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 22:01:54 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Advanced Barista Training session at Starbucks"
Adam Smasher - Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 21:59:12 (PDT)
"Hey, pass me the sugar..."
Coffee Drinker - Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 21:57:04 (PDT)
"Bruce and Harold were arguably the world's most advanced beverage fetishists."
Dave C. - Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 21:19:04 (PDT)


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