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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #34 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

The Gold Medal Award  "So this is what they mean by a ''Japanese Hatchback''."
Adam Smasher - Sunday, July 06, 2003 at 23:21:12 (PDT)
"New model supports 'plug-in'."
Bud Smoker - Sunday, July 06, 2003 at 22:39:32 (PDT)
"If you really want to avoid an overhaul, you got to remember to change your Duck Sauce every 3000 miles!"
Mr. Goodwrench - Sunday, July 06, 2003 at 11:31:10 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "One order of Spare Ribs"
Whan Hong Lo - Sunday, July 06, 2003 at 11:11:02 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "if i pull this wire will she shut up?????"
cm - Saturday, July 05, 2003 at 20:53:52 (PDT)
"The worse part is she can never take a shower"
Chris Adamczyk - Saturday, July 05, 2003 at 19:46:15 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Secrets revealed: Why Asian students are better at math."
Dave C. - Saturday, July 05, 2003 at 15:49:17 (PDT)
"And remember...oil change every three thousand miles"
- Saturday, July 05, 2003 at 07:20:17 (PDT)
"When disguised as a white house intern, technowomen is designed to steal secrets from unsuspecting american presidents"
Chris Adamczyk - Saturday, July 05, 2003 at 07:17:42 (PDT)
"Coming to theaters this summer: Bionic Woman 2. Just like all American-made technology, the Japanese have taken it and made it better and cheaper"
:-P - Friday, July 04, 2003 at 18:49:34 (PDT)
"when there is an l in a word they say an r, they dont say r when there is an l you freakin douche "
get your stereotypes right - Friday, July 04, 2003 at 16:05:10 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Its just a cough they said. Its just a cough"
Moshingmushroom - Friday, July 04, 2003 at 11:55:51 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "They always say Japanese women are as 'faithful as clockwork', and now we know why...."
Truth Revealer - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 16:57:26 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "NOTES: Patient complained of feeling 'wired' and also stated she had pain that felt like 'electric shocks'. Patient also expressed a craving for WD-40. "
Doctor Knowitall - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 16:55:34 (PDT)
"....and when she wakes up, she'll be the perfect date- highly over-sexed and not too discriminating."
I'm a Cat, I'm a Fish - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 16:51:41 (PDT)
"Telminator Thlee- 'The Lise Of The Massines', in Dorby Sullound Sound.."
Japanese Guy - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 16:49:47 (PDT)
"Ahhh, I see it now- the nippulator sensing unit was cross-connected to the vulvatronic oscillator...."
Mojo - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 16:47:40 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "I'm afraid we must notify the next of tin."
mandog - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 16:42:28 (PDT)
"After I weld this metal flap to her back, put the laser breast pump to her nipple Nurse Wong while you hold it steady Nurse Chong"
Jerry Garcia - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 14:49:52 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "I said 'On your back, and open wide', not 'Open your back up wide'."
NOV - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 02:03:17 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Baby's got back."
NOV - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 02:00:20 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Love you long time (or until the batteries run out)."
Bud Smoker - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 01:57:47 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Terminator 4: The rise of SARS."
NOV - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 22:36:30 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "And people laughed when I said I'd MAKE her love me."
NOV - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 22:35:25 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "A made to order mail order bride."
NOV - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 22:33:45 (PDT)
"I think i popped a boner"
coke - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 18:37:12 (PDT)
"K does it hurt when i do this?.....okay the does it hurt when i do....this? no? hmm...peculiar"
TC - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 17:19:31 (PDT)


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