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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #35 (Closed)

Welcome to the StupidStuff.org Caption Contest, where you get to title a picture from our photo galleries. Give us your best shot and fire away. The best comment will be added to the picture gallery (with credit, if you include your name).

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Current Captions:

The What the $#&! Award "update the pic allready..this is starting to suck"
- Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 21:47:19 (PDT)

Shut your face, you illiterate particle-brain. Suggest a picture, unless you're too stupid to figure out how, you lame-ass bed-wetting weenie.
"Gilligan, your driving sucks!"
Anthony - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 08:45:29 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "OK son, you've got her hooked....now just reel her in....."
conquest - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 23:49:10 (PDT)
"Not enough rudder..."
conquest - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 23:47:42 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Jim's perfect record at chicken sudenly goes down the drain"
Chris Adamczyk - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 19:07:11 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "OK everybody..Where did you hide the guard rails?"
Chris Adamczyk - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 19:03:42 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Off-Roading Lesson #1: Always disconnect the boat before taking to the trails."
Adam Smasher - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 14:06:52 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "I was only trying to pick up a quarter, and he pushed me!"
Ben - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 13:44:15 (PDT)
"When I said 'turn up here' this wasn't what I meant"
me - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 11:00:14 (PDT)
"#4 on the list of Top 10 Reasons You Should have 4 Wheel Drive"
your mom - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 10:59:34 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "This is all because I'm fat. I try to change the radio station and this happens."
Nikolay T - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 09:27:47 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "I Should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque!"
NOV - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 02:09:10 (PDT)
"What the hell are you complaining for, you said 'drop me off before you reach the sea'."
NOV - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 01:57:58 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "What happened next? I hate cliffhangers."
Bud Smoker - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 01:50:30 (PDT)
"On second thought, maybe this isnt the boat ramp..."
aeroman - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 00:48:21 (PDT)
"This is a promotion for the new reality tv show, People will do the dumbest things for 20 bucks"
Chirs Adamczyk - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 18:37:15 (PDT)
"Evil Knievel is seen here at a young age. Soon after this incident he decdided to jump things in vehicles that way less than 3 tons."
Chris Adamczyk - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 18:24:03 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "NOW WILL YOU ASK FOR DIRECTIONS? "
Ava Something - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 12:55:37 (PDT)
"Trailer hitch.. Don't fail me now!"
Ann - Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 22:58:23 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "K back it up a little more...... just a little more......THERE!! PERFECT!"
- Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 19:25:38 (PDT)
"If it wasnt for the tribe of pedestrians that live in these mountians forcing ants to migrate, I never would have had to swerve!"
Kristina - Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 18:05:09 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Hey look! I bet that lame ass jones was driving! "
God Bless Chris Adamczyk - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 18:41:52 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "knock knock..whos there...truck....truck who...truck hanging off of ledge attached to a boat."
OreganoSupplier - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 17:53:40 (PDT)
"I can't believe he drove the boat up there...."
bdawg - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 13:05:36 (PDT)
"Five bucks says a woman was driving"
ObvMe - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 01:35:00 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Dude... Where's my car?"
NOV - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 00:33:55 (PDT)
"BWahahahahahahaha!!!!!!"
TC - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 00:10:22 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Hey guys? Toss me down a beer while we wait for the cops to get here."
Jones - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 21:56:37 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Ted Kennedy takes his new secretary for a spin around Chappaquiddick."
Jones - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 21:51:25 (PDT)
"Am I almost to the water? I'll say this fellas...this better be a damn good fishing spot because this is the toughest boat ramp I've ever backed up to!"
Bill Dance - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 21:30:21 (PDT)
"Look! We caught a truck!"
Chris Adamczyk - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 19:20:58 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "GILLIGAN!!"
Chris Adamczyk - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 19:16:08 (PDT)
"Found On Ravine Dead (ford)"
Chris Adamczyk - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 19:05:34 (PDT)
"Yet another good reason why you SHOULDN'T try to dodge the squirells that run out in front of your car"
Chris Adamczyk - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 19:04:03 (PDT)
"I swear the boat ramp was here last time"
Brudabager - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 17:30:27 (PDT)
"I swear officer, I only had like 2 drinks tops..."
- Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 14:01:01 (PDT)
"homie, i told you, we should've taken the bus"
- Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 13:58:29 (PDT)
"Arent you glad you switched to Geico?"
you know who - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 13:56:02 (PDT)
"Another daredevil trying to rockclimb his Ford pickup"
peanutcolitta - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 09:54:58 (PDT)
"Alright let use the hovercraft to tow out this junk"
Crackhead - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 09:52:46 (PDT)
"The driver figured Woo hoo, I have a boat now, guess i dont need the car."
Amy Wini - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 09:27:22 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "No way dude...you go down their and peel off the ''How am my driving?'' sticker!"
IwashighwhenIwroteThis - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 05:04:18 (PDT)
"So what, youre 20$'s richer... was it really worth it?"
Kristin - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 03:38:40 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "The drive-thru window at the Mt Everest Maccas took a little bit of getting used to..."
NOV - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 02:51:35 (PDT)
"They must've thought that they were towing a Launch."
NOV - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 02:36:51 (PDT)
"The water police had to wait for a tidal wave to get to the scene of the accident."
Captain Caption - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 22:30:48 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "sorry bout this not bein a caption, but any lame ass caption that simply calls the guy in the photo an assclown is really gonna win, isnt it. dont do it. think of the captions."
concerned - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 12:51:22 (PDT)
"Driver: What, you're scared when I go around the corners like that? Just do what I do, and close your eyes . . ."
Executioner321123 - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 12:46:31 (PDT)
"Nah, it's definitely a Draggin boat..."
NOV - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 03:33:48 (PDT)
"Daddy save the kitty..."
- Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 15:24:41 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  But the commercial said, ''Off Road Vehicle!!!''
Kyle McScabby - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 08:55:03 (PDT)
"High Tide, What do you mean high tide???? "
Kate=^..^= - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 08:32:53 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "The 3 kids on the right I give you 5 to 2 odds for 10 bucks the mom was driving?'"
- Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 05:35:47 (PDT)
"I heard the director of 'SPEED' was doing the next 'TITANIC' film."
NOV - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 02:48:11 (PDT)
"The man in the van in the backround is making a swift get away."
guess who? the w... - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 02:03:27 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "I know it was your life long dream to be a cop but you don't need to run people off the road. And in a boat? What were u thinking?"
The ever faithful weasels. - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 02:01:17 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "The cow was angry"
the weasels - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 01:58:07 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "It's your faithful weasels"
the weasels - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 01:57:39 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "The man . . . yes you! Up that tree! I do care for your wellbeing but u could jump and save us some money!"
the weasels - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 01:56:51 (PDT)
"Mr. . . is it yours? Whos owning up?"
weasels - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 01:55:15 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Check out the people at the top, a cowboy, and a construction worker.... just need an indian, a cop, and a navy guy..."
aeroman - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 01:17:18 (PDT)
"Never has sideroad busking been so popular."
the weasels again hehehe hahah - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 00:20:12 (PDT)
"It's a bit steep, but I don't see anything stopping us. Do you?"
The weasels - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 00:19:09 (PDT)
"It's amazing where you get to when you're staring up to the sky' says driver."
lolololololololoooooollllllll - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 19:51:03 (PDT)
"See, I told ya the exta $20 we spent for this brand of hitch was worth it. "
Adam Smasher - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 18:23:57 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Should we call a towtruck or a tugboat?"
Dave C. - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 18:13:27 (PDT)
"You think you're so cool? tryin driving back up the edge"
- Monday, July 07, 2003 at 15:43:59 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Land Shark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Evil Pete - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 14:19:26 (PDT)
"Look at it this way.....it could've been worse"
- Monday, July 07, 2003 at 14:14:47 (PDT)
"You sure this is the right way to the beach?"
winkle - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 13:56:38 (PDT)
"I said, 'Pull the parachute'. You dummy!"
loopie2 - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 13:25:04 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "With the right bait you can hook yourself a nice S-10 pickup everytime!"
Krusty - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 12:09:34 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Geronimo!"
- Monday, July 07, 2003 at 09:03:32 (PDT)
The Ass Clown Award  "Man, that ass clown is gonna dive off his car."
- Monday, July 07, 2003 at 09:03:09 (PDT)


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