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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #36 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"Umm..no, we're not going to die! I promise."
bobb - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 07:54:02 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "okay leave the goddamn pic up longer just because I'm an ass screwing butt pirate. oh and i almost forgot, my mother gives great head!"
- Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 07:52:46 (PDT)

It wasn't that good, but she's getting better at it. Someday she may even be as good at giving head as you are.
"Wow, I haven't seen a Firehawk since I was in 'Nam'."
NOV - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 02:26:59 (PDT)
"And you know the dummy rescue team are gonna be looking for survivors..."
Amy Wini - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 02:15:44 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Flight 'Zero IQ' is now making final approach."
Bud Smoker - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 02:13:56 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Ladies and Gentlemen, the flight will be crashing in about 6 seconds."
Bud Smoker - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 01:54:16 (PDT)
"OH BOY!!! Al, get Ziggy to find me a way to get the hell out of this one!!!"
NOV - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 01:46:41 (PDT)
"Much to the chagrin of the students, Mrs. Broun's last words were, this is the LAST space camp field trip I go on! "
Misstery Shen - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 23:01:15 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "I had a REALLY bad feeling about those left over parts in the 'Build Your Own Navy Jet' kit..."
The Shenafo - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 22:58:41 (PDT)
"When the accident investigators wrote their report, they said mid air break up due to massive structural failure... the pilot however was massive bowel failure"
aeroman - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 22:52:38 (PDT)
"Assclowns right, I got no more ideas for this caption!... but dont hold me to that."
aeroman - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 22:50:34 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "To the 'zero IQ award winner', NICE GOING MORON! Now we're all being punished cos of your brainlessness."
NOV - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 22:12:04 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "What color were the pilot's eyes? BLUE!! (one blew this way, one blew that way) BA-TUM-BUM"
Jones - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 16:23:35 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Come on and change the picture allready you lazy ass bum, and don't give me any crap out submiting a pic, its your lame ass site. Try to actually pick a good one next time too."
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 08:57:45 (PDT)

Because you're behaving like such a whiny little asswipe, we've decided to leave the picture up for another week, maybe longer.
"Damn aircraft mechanics!!"
aeroman - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 02:33:42 (PDT)
"Maybe I should not have eaten those beans back on earth......or maybe i should have brought my Beano."
Linger Buster - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 19:00:31 (PDT)
"Maverick.....you're still DANGEROUS!!"
- Monday, July 21, 2003 at 16:40:52 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Didn't you read the sign? DO NOT FLUSH THE PAPER TOWELS!"
Twitch - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 16:21:26 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "dont change the picture you ass clowns cool guys who think thier cool at putting pictures on a stupid cool ass site you cliff hangin dingle berries!"
love this awesome site - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 14:43:28 (PDT)
"i would like some marshmallows right now"
mmmmmm....marshmallows - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 14:40:50 (PDT)
"Who Farted?"
Rae - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 12:42:27 (PDT)
"I'll never light a match to get rid of the smell of my dump in an airplane again... ever..."
NOV - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 02:48:11 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "The squadron leader said he wanted a barbeque, the base comander said he wanted an air show, so i just kinda ran them togeather..."
aeroman - Sunday, July 20, 2003 at 23:24:04 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Still in danger, but the front half of the craft appears to be secure at the moment."
Amy Wini - Sunday, July 20, 2003 at 15:48:47 (PDT)
"#4 on Top Ten Reasons Not to Eat Fillet Mignon on an Air Plane"
your mom - Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 16:36:33 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Hey! This cigarette lighter is bit over amped don't cha think?"
loopie2 - Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 12:06:21 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  The Gold Medal Award  "Thanks anti-aeroman, the tears I cried from your insult can now be used to put out the flames."
aeroman - Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 02:21:27 (PDT)
"Taking money out of the ARMY and placing it towards education wasn't a very good idea. "
NT - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 17:23:26 (PDT)
"Is that what they call an afterburner?"
NOV - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:47:08 (PDT)
"THIS SITE ROCKS"
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 09:38:15 (PDT)
"And as they looked up into the sky, the NASA scientists discovered what happened to their chillie tacos..."
kaboom - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 20:23:29 (PDT)
"This plane has flamed out, just like aeroman's captions."
anti-aeroman - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 16:00:50 (PDT)
"Don't you just it when you have 'one of those days'!!!!!!!"
wing man - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 12:42:41 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Do they call it the black box because it's burnt to a crisp?"
Dave C. - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 10:16:26 (PDT)
"Does insurance cover spontaneious combustion??"
aeroman - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 03:13:50 (PDT)
"I knew the defence forces had had there budgets cut, but isnt this goin a bit far??"
aeroman - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 02:59:10 (PDT)
"Great balls of fire!"
aeroman - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 02:58:05 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "By the way, in pilot lingo, that is called some real serious pucker factor"
aeroman - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 02:54:41 (PDT)
"Ok well I've got the emergency check list out.. now does this come under F for 'fire ball', B for 'boom' or K for 'kiss my ass good bye'? "
aeroman - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 02:47:11 (PDT)
"What a great time for the ejection handle to break off..."
aeroman - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 02:38:18 (PDT)
"THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE WING!!!"
NOV - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 00:57:00 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "I thought this flight was 'non-smoking'."
Bud Smoker - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 00:53:44 (PDT)
"You're fired!"
NOV - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 22:48:46 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Yes Timmy, the jet stream does bring warmer weather !"
Rickster - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 22:02:50 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Damn it Maverick! Now Goose is cooked.....literally."
iceman - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 21:22:35 (PDT)
"The US air force was hot on their tail. "
NT - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 20:23:18 (PDT)
"Hey Ricky Nelson! Watcha doin' back there?"
mandog - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 16:41:33 (PDT)
"See! I told you bringing Richard Pryor along was a bad idea!"
mandog - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 16:38:20 (PDT)
"Jerry, run in the back and fetch my parachute, would you?"
Clark Nielsen - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 15:13:06 (PDT)
"Why you shouldn't light your farts on fire"
you know who - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 13:01:40 (PDT)
"I knew that curry they fed us was too hot!!!!!!!!"
polly - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 12:46:18 (PDT)
"The one thing your co-pilot never wants to hear: Ooopss...."
Hawk - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 11:01:02 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Let me show you something!"
FIRE MARSHAL BILL - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 07:13:54 (PDT)
"When they said help woodsie spread the word, I don't think this is what they ment."
owlie - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 07:12:29 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Stop, drop and roll! Stop, drop and roll!"
fd - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 07:10:58 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Gesundheit."
Jones - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 07:10:07 (PDT)
"Honey, do we have any more of those hemrrhiod pads?"
joker - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 07:03:27 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "What does THIS button do?"
Jones - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 07:00:59 (PDT)
"hmmmm.. no, the instruments say its not a flame out"
aeroman - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 02:46:03 (PDT)
"Dont fly 'Virgin', fly 'Jihad', you'll get all the virgins you want."
NOV - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 02:42:16 (PDT)
"hey! how come the controlls stoped working??"
aeroman - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 02:34:28 (PDT)
"Finally, a Phoenix caught on film."
NOV - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 02:33:45 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Shot down in flames, shot down in flames, ain't it a shame, to be shot down in flames."
Bud Smoker - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 02:28:06 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "It must be 'a light aircraft'..."
NOV - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 02:22:33 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Black Hawk down... again."
NOV - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 02:20:53 (PDT)
"Fire down below?"
Bud Smoker - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 02:18:42 (PDT)
"The pilots thinking, now what did my instructor say about lesson 143??"
aeroman - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 02:14:10 (PDT)
"Err.. houston? i think i have a weeeee problem"
aeroman - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 02:12:28 (PDT)
"And they still say air shows are safe?!?!?!"
aeroman - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 02:10:52 (PDT)
"Lesson number 143. how NOT to land your brand new F18"
aeroman - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 02:10:23 (PDT)
"I've heard of fuel dumping... but DAMN!"
aeroman - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 02:09:30 (PDT)
"Hmmmm, did I remember to bring parachute.....damn it!!"
parachuter 3000 - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 01:14:43 (PDT)
The Golden Idiot Award  "Okay....who cut the cheese?!?"
ass clown 50000 - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 01:04:38 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Damn it's hot in these suits."
another pilot that is doomed - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 01:03:48 (PDT)
"hey look a fott ball!"
hit eagle - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 01:02:42 (PDT)
"I don't know, Bill, I just have this odd feeling that something isn't right..."
Another Doomed Pilot - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 00:58:27 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "No, I said ''Give me a Bud Light!''......"
Doomed Pilot - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 00:54:19 (PDT)


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