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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #37 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

The Pretty Good Award  "HONEY i BLEW UP THE COUCH"
aNTHOOOoooo - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 14:17:07 (PDT)
"Jesus, that's a big-ass couch!"
Jaimie - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:48:18 (PDT)
"Good, we bought it, now we have to give it to your fatass mom. :)"
rep - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 12:13:37 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Next time lets smoke the chronic after we buy the sofa"
NT - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 16:18:50 (PDT)
"oompa-loompa doopa dee da. i want some furinature ha ha ha ha"
Toggy - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 12:00:37 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Give me a boost. I'm gonna look for rupees."
jAy - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 08:02:05 (PDT)
"I dunno, I still think the rug is a little small."
jAy - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 07:58:03 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "THE ECCENTRIC ROSIE O'DONNELL SENDS HER TWO IRAQI MIDGETS TO SHOP FOR FURNITURE"
jAy - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 07:55:36 (PDT)
"Only in the fattest place of the world, McDonalds"
flip - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 07:49:42 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Overcompensating for something?"
SaxMan - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 00:45:27 (PDT)
"Well, it's nice, but I've seen bigger."
Sqrew u - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 21:18:50 (PDT)
"Man...that sure is one big...did you just touch my tesitcles???"
skippydaddy - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:29:37 (PDT)
"No one will expect a couch, just like they didn't expect airplanes...."
notveryfunny - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 11:48:00 (PDT)
"Hey John sniff here, will ya"
not me - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 10:52:38 (PDT)
"Wanna get freaky?"
Morningwood - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 06:31:42 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "If couch-potatoes ruled the world."
NOV - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 03:31:59 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "If dogs ruled the world..."
Captain Howdy - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 02:58:27 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Thats what I call UPholstery"
AmyWini - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 05:30:30 (PDT)
"I dont know Uday, I know we need armourd furniture, and the brochere says it stops bullets, but i dont think it will stop rockets....."
aeroman - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 02:23:32 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Is it just me, or are those mushies we had before making everything look big?"
NOV - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 01:17:09 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Ok, no-ones looking, you grab the left, I'll grab the right, just act casual, no-one will suspect a thing."
Bud Smoker - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 01:10:53 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "And here we have the 'Jumbo 1000 fold out love seat', perfect for orgies, swingers parties, and harems. With only 10% deposit and 12 easy monthly payments, you too can own..."
NOV - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 01:01:22 (PDT)
"That's the last time Uday and Qusay will shop at 'Target'."
Bud Smoker - Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 22:38:31 (PDT)
"Hey Uday, any idea why Mohammed Nawaf al-Zaidan told us to sit here by the window with these bags on our laps?"
NOV - Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 22:35:08 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Al Jazeera's version of The Big Comfy Couch"
flipflop - Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 11:24:54 (PDT)
"Hey, Iqbal! More cushion for the pushin! Get it?"
flipflop - Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 11:23:53 (PDT)
"He's the one holding the target disguised as a paper bag!"
Bud Smoker - Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 01:27:17 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "this anti guy sux! someone shood put him in a picture with a huge yellow couch...... oh there he is"
aeroman - Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 01:16:16 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Behold! The perfect sized 'Casting couch'."
NOV - Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 01:12:59 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "gee, i'm a stupid idiot who has no sense of humor, gee i cannot think of a good caption so i'll just write something negative, gee i cannot take a joke"
anti-youstink - Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 23:36:22 (PDT)
The Copy Cat Award  "I want an Oompa Loompa NOW!!!"
NOV - Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 21:31:13 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Ok, where can you buy those little people from, how much, are they house-trained and do they do house work?"
aeroman - Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 21:18:16 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Hmmm, this looks big enough to rest the chip that's sitting on 'youstinks' shoulder, let's buy it."
NOV - Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 17:52:47 (PDT)
"Is theece davenport too big for Mahbhoudi?"
flipflop - Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 14:26:39 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  The What the $#&! Award "a really fat person could sit on this couch, gee look, the guys in the picture might not be white americans of anglo-saxon descent, let's make a bomb joke, gee, this couch must be made for fat people, let's name some fat people, gosh aren't we all cl"
youstink - Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 14:08:00 (PDT)
"How much is it? Sorry, Loui Anderson already reserved it."
NT - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 12:27:23 (PDT)
"I'm sick and tired of making Anna Nicole Smith's custom furniture."
Chris langdon - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 11:32:01 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Summer Movie: ''Honey, I Shrunk The Vaguely Middle-Eastern-Looking Guys''."
End User - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 00:06:53 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "A strange gas leak in the Ikea turned Ahmed and Majun's shopping trip into the adventure of a lifetime."
Cade C. - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 23:57:49 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "WOW, LOOK AT THOSE HOOTERS!"
Vonnie from WY - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 20:24:38 (PDT)
"Between you and me, I think Saddam's First Class flights are getting a little out of hand."
Jon - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 20:15:57 (PDT)
"Gee Hun, it's nice and all, but our little Bobby did just go on the Jared diet, and to be honest, I just don't think yellow will go well with the rest of our decor."
Lauren - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 20:12:35 (PDT)
"Concern Grows Over Iran's WMD Program, Project Couch Bomb"
Horoko - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 19:06:20 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Suddenly, it occured to the US border patrol just how the Mexicans were sneaking across."
Jones - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 17:49:42 (PDT)
"If you help me up, you could see under my coat..."
danthepianoman - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 15:47:32 (PDT)
"Marlon Brando's specially ordered couch"
- Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 14:22:12 (PDT)
"There has got to be like 50 bucks worth of change in there"
you know who - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 14:20:35 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Imagine all the porno you could fit under this couch!"
darcy69 - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 13:18:53 (PDT)
"Gee, Jim, ever since Goliath sat down we can't seem to find Davey."
jenjen - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 07:42:38 (PDT)
"Hello, Miss Lopez, your couch has arrived."
NOV - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 22:54:14 (PDT)
"My wife's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house."
NOV - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 22:52:22 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Does this make my butt look big?"
Bud Smoker - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 22:49:35 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Honey, I shrunk the Kurds."
NOV - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 22:46:36 (PDT)
"fe, fei, fo, f......what the hell? Damn you Bobby Trendy!"
anna - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 21:20:46 (PDT)
"Is this one for Marlon Brando or Anna Nicole?"
Dave C. - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 13:40:26 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Jim and Tim discuss how they will redecorate Mini-ME's house on this week's episode of Trading Space's"
Krusty - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:23:00 (PDT)
"Yes, Jim, this couch is almost big enough to fit my mother-in-law's butt."
Mike - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:03:59 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Mustafa, why are we wearing dresses and looking at a giant couch??"
Dooley - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 10:00:30 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Achmed, if that moron complains about the picture, we'll stuff his silly arse in between the cushions and suffocate him like his mommy suggested."
MangoBango - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 09:57:56 (PDT)


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