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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #38 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

The Gold Medal Award  "please ban robert and charles from here... PLEASE!!!!"
aeroman - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 02:43:39 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "What do you mean 'No chemical weapons', we didn't look like this before..."
NOV - Friday, August 08, 2003 at 23:43:50 (PDT)
"I can't believe the U.S. is paying us to just stand around out here....by the way....what's the job description for a chemical weapons detector?"
redrum - Friday, August 08, 2003 at 22:48:10 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "hey my mom has a bad case of the wind now she must be terminated it cant go on "
wolfchick/dynamite - Friday, August 08, 2003 at 03:47:53 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Why the gas mask?? The wife is cooking again. What is she cooking. Grass, dirt and maggot casarole. What is wrong with that? It sucks HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"
Robert and Charles - Thursday, August 07, 2003 at 19:34:10 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "And I said Kerpal remember that really great Yanni CD you got at the dollar store, guy, do you remember that, that was cool."
Akbar - Thursday, August 07, 2003 at 19:22:58 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Yo Yo Yo ballin 'n fallin breezy cheezy pleezy...Dis 'n dat gangsta hoes be ballin up dis joint livin it really real style with mop and glow"
white kraka beezach foo - Thursday, August 07, 2003 at 18:55:31 (PDT)
"Gophers holding rifles, another good use of super glue. "
NT - Thursday, August 07, 2003 at 18:48:05 (PDT)
"50 Cent cant hang with us now"
OreganoSupplier - Thursday, August 07, 2003 at 18:00:00 (PDT)
"And so America's new undercover agents adopted their most inconspicuous disguise . . ."
Executioner321123 - Thursday, August 07, 2003 at 08:55:19 (PDT)
The Copy Cat Award  "Prarie dogs of war . . ."
Executioner321123 - Thursday, August 07, 2003 at 08:50:54 (PDT)
"Remenber...don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes!"
wanda bka teezee - Wednesday, August 06, 2003 at 23:18:27 (PDT)
"Come on now, why make me use force. I told you I don"
- Wednesday, August 06, 2003 at 18:55:19 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "I would like to see Robert or Charles try to shave us and dip us in vasoline and place us you know where. They try that and they'll get a nice surprise."
Demented Amy - Wednesday, August 06, 2003 at 18:54:02 (PDT)
"No don't wipe me out! I love Oprah"
- Wednesday, August 06, 2003 at 18:52:22 (PDT)
"Finally, we've found the weapons of mass destruction"
Ski made me do it - Wednesday, August 06, 2003 at 16:43:01 (PDT)
"Two prairie dogs who will make DAMN sure nobody gives THEM the monkey pox!"
Dave C. - Wednesday, August 06, 2003 at 14:13:33 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Hey man, who's got the peanut, man? Oh man, it's the elephant man, man.... HA HA AH HA"
reznagore, lord of the dance - Wednesday, August 06, 2003 at 10:07:04 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "When squirrels do kinky bondage and role playing..."
ECSTACY RAVER - Wednesday, August 06, 2003 at 10:02:45 (PDT)
"The squirrel on the left is really sexy"
ecstasy raver - Wednesday, August 06, 2003 at 09:54:19 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Mmmm, a pair of great guns, and a bit of fur on the mound. Hey man, I thought this was a PG site..."
NOV - Wednesday, August 06, 2003 at 01:43:11 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "When the signs say ''Don't take photograhs of the animals'', that's what they mean!!"
- Wednesday, August 06, 2003 at 01:42:50 (PDT)
"I dont get it Dale, we shot down an F18 2 weeks ago, and no one has done anything... Must be those animal rights protesters over there! Ah well, they will do.. OPEN FIRE!!!"
- Wednesday, August 06, 2003 at 01:41:01 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Hey Bob, the exteminator is pumping that posion in our hole over there... LETS GET HIM!!!"
- Wednesday, August 06, 2003 at 01:35:26 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Verminator 3: Rise of the Gerbils"
Bud Smoker - Wednesday, August 06, 2003 at 01:30:18 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Look a Fedex box"
wtf award winner - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 21:38:54 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "You call this a hole...well how about we make another"
get it? - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 21:37:43 (PDT)
"There goes the term 'going postal' right out the window"
smellmenuts - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 12:25:02 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "We all thought that if he hadn't killed there mother..."
wtf award winner - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 12:23:34 (PDT)
"Busch Garden's new attraction, Killer Creatures. (Warning: please do not look directly at the creatures.)"
Imadethebestone - Tuesday, August 05, 2003 at 09:29:04 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "I'll show you the friggin' food chain!"
flipflop - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 22:58:04 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "The Bush administration admits that it may have exaggerated the intelligence regarding the strength of the Iraqui Republican Guard"
flipflop - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 22:56:52 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Get the @$%! outta my face Marty Stouffer!"
flipflop - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 22:55:30 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "The rare Automaticus weaponia seen in its natural setting."
NRArules - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 22:54:21 (PDT)
"Picture taken at the Charlton Heston Zoo in Fargo."
NRArules - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 22:51:39 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "No really, we just use these for hunting."
NRArules - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 22:49:51 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "What? We just defendin' our little house on the prairie, dog!"
blackbob - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 22:48:35 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "When the winter supply of nuts ran low, drastic action was needed..."
conquest - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 19:59:53 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Here we have ordinary groundhogs in the wild (start sumbliminal message) The government does not experiment with animals for military gain (end sumbliminal message) "
Gryphonskeeper - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 16:00:01 (PDT)
"We're sick and tired of being run over by cars, its pay back time beaaatch!"
NT - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 15:54:28 (PDT)
"Ok these aren't gophers, they are prarie dogs. Which gives new meaning to 'the dog days of summer' HA HA"
Gravity Sucks - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 14:47:07 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Yo Momma!"
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 12:49:55 (PDT)
"Adolf Hitler's last stand, (looks like he left them in the gas chambers too long.)"
Imadethebestone - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 09:28:24 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "and az zee gopherz walk zee land they are spotted by zee poperatzi"
french animal discovery man - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:32:39 (PDT)
"AND NEXT WEEK ON THE CROCODILE HUNTER, CATS WITH ROCKET LAUNCHERS!"
stevo - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:31:10 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Now where is Osama?"
poo poo head - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:29:53 (PDT)
"Do you know where YOUR children are?"
mmmm - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:29:09 (PDT)
"Only if uhh...what?"
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:23:50 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Okay next times this old guy cuts the cheese, you open up with the .50, alright?"
- Monday, August 04, 2003 at 08:22:50 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!"
Bud Smoker - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 03:38:15 (PDT)
"So much for the guard dog..."
aeroman - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 00:40:09 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "These gophers are highly trained, highly motivated, and the best there are, they were trained to hunt down and kill the person that calls him/her self ANTI. they may be small, but they bread like flys, your days are numbered anti hahahaha"
aeroman - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 00:22:57 (PDT)
"OK, the next human you see with a camera, let him have it... Hey there's one over there!!"
aeroman - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 00:17:13 (PDT)
"It's spelt 'they're', not 'there', you moron, stop being picky, this isn't Animal Kingdom."
NOV - Monday, August 04, 2003 at 00:10:50 (PDT)
"Blame Canada!"
Imadethebestone!!! - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 20:45:30 (PDT)
"There gophers, not weasels, assclown."
- Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 19:06:40 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Charlton Heston's petting zoo"
- Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 06:47:36 (PDT)
"Godamn people tryin' to take my nuts!"
Kristin - Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 06:45:14 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "I was gonna get a guard dog, but the two for one deal on the gophers was too hard to pass up."
NOV - Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 05:02:14 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "New on FOX: When Animals Attack!"
Bud Smoker - Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 04:51:10 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "I don't know about you, but, something tells me that the gun laws in America are getting a little bit too lenient."
NOV - Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 04:48:47 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Chip 'n' Dale do Columbine."
Bud Smoker - Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 04:40:57 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Valve unviels screenshots to their new and highly controvesial Counter-Strike Mod: WWI: The true battle for freedom ( Weasel Warfare I )"
Hitman - Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 00:34:01 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Be vewwy vewwy quiet, We're hunting Elmer."
NOV - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 22:37:50 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Weasels of Mass Destruction"
Frog The Dry Cog - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 18:55:52 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Timon & his buddy finish off that annoying warthog from that Disney film once and for all..."
darcy69 - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 12:55:16 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "What...you think you can make us use bean curd to brush our teeth? I will poke you with my lint roller and extinguish your liver with listerine you yankee fool."
tripster wacked out mama - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 11:20:04 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "The Iraeli army if Hitler won."
NED - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:50:55 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "New species of rodent discovered: Ground-war-hogs"
Dave C. - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:50:53 (PDT)
"Roy L. Smith, a South Dakota exterminator, got more than he bargained for when he responded to a call early Thursday."
jAy - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:47:26 (PDT)
"Odai and Qusai are like Chuckie. You can kill the vessel but not the spirit."
jAy - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:36:54 (PDT)
"Exclusive still shot from the upcoming CADDYSHACK III"
flipflop - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:32:06 (PDT)
"Okay, the first Geico commercial was cute but this is a little over the top."
flipflop - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:29:41 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "What are you lookin at?! You want some of this? You want a little? Who wants some??"
aeroman - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 01:14:33 (PDT)
"Happiness is a belt fed weapon."
aeroman - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 01:09:39 (PDT)
"Due to funding cut backs, the C.I.A. had to train a new breed of assassins..."
aeroman - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 01:07:55 (PDT)
"Should've used these in Afghanistan."
NOV - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 22:40:15 (PDT)
"....and that was the day when the gophers stopped taking any sh*t from hunters..."
Robot Crambo - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 17:41:05 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "So *that's* what they meant when they talked about ''tunnel rats'' in Vietnam...."
Dood - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 17:35:04 (PDT)


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