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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #39 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

The Gold Medal Award  "Stop whining, send in a pic like I did once. The last thing we need is this up for another 7 days because of you. And while I'm at it, shall we all stick in comments about the pic. THIS ISNT A CHATROOM."
Bud Smoker - Sunday, August 17, 2003 at 21:31:25 (PDT)
The Golden Idiot Award  The ZERO IQ Award "at little more turnover on the caption contest would be grand"
whiner - Sunday, August 17, 2003 at 19:16:16 (PDT)

Shutup, maggot.
".......my mother warned me there'd be days like this........."
- Sunday, August 17, 2003 at 16:25:35 (PDT)
"I believe the porpose of the dolphin is to blow the competition out of the water."
yuk yuk - Sunday, August 17, 2003 at 10:02:18 (PDT)
"By a strange coincidence, the jockey and his mount are both named Sea Squirt."
Dave C. - Saturday, August 16, 2003 at 21:22:16 (PDT)
"Dont drink the white water, the sea is salty for a reason."
NOV - Saturday, August 16, 2003 at 21:19:35 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "When dolphins attack."
VBOHYEAH - Saturday, August 16, 2003 at 21:18:21 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Tortise wine by a hair. ha ha ha"
funny shark - Saturday, August 16, 2003 at 14:35:40 (PDT)
"Dolphin: Not like that dumbo! Hold me like this...Do u want us to make a fool of ourselves? ur spoiling my whole show.."
Sandy - Saturday, August 16, 2003 at 01:32:21 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "make sure its a real high bridge raver"
- Saturday, August 16, 2003 at 00:27:56 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "I love your blouse, it is as blue as the ocean, and your boots make me think of beating dolphins. How sexy"
putred puppy - Friday, August 15, 2003 at 20:00:34 (PDT)
The ZERO IQ Award "you pull on those damn reins one more time and I will beat the hell out of you with my damn flipper tail you commie bastard"
junktron - Friday, August 15, 2003 at 14:53:50 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "The hole is too big for the five inch tool.. no satisfaction dawg!!"
imadethebestone - Friday, August 15, 2003 at 13:11:09 (PDT)
"As you workout make sure you don't drown"
Imadethebestone - Friday, August 15, 2003 at 13:06:51 (PDT)
The Golden Idiot Award  "I give up trying to think of a funny caption EVERY TIME, i mean seriously, you are only going to tell me WTF? or call me an assclown. I don't care about any of you i am gonna go read a book or jump off a bridge or something"
ECSTACY RAVER - Friday, August 15, 2003 at 10:39:04 (PDT)

Please do, and hurry.
The Copy Cat Award  "That fin is positioned just right!!"
Bob - Thursday, August 14, 2003 at 19:39:52 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "The promo said 'Waterworld meets The Postman'. Kevin Costner stars in, directs, and produces 'Dances with Dolphins'. "
NOV - Thursday, August 14, 2003 at 03:01:49 (PDT)
"Dude, thats what the goggles are for man.."
- Thursday, August 14, 2003 at 01:47:49 (PDT)
"Just when he got that stallion really pumping he got sprayed in the face."
- Wednesday, August 13, 2003 at 21:09:41 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "The American aristocracy refused to let a little global warming-induced flooding ruin their fun."
- Wednesday, August 13, 2003 at 21:06:06 (PDT)
"Mommy, are they really gonna make glue outta Flipper?"
- Wednesday, August 13, 2003 at 21:04:28 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Unfortunately, a few seconds after this photo was taken, Flipper broke a fin and had to be shot."
Dave C. - Wednesday, August 13, 2003 at 18:49:10 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Call me Ishmael....oh wait, wrong story. Sorry. My bad."
Doh! - Wednesday, August 13, 2003 at 16:19:38 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Howard from the Illuminatus Trilogy would roll over in his grave if he saw this photo."
conspiracy 23 - Wednesday, August 13, 2003 at 10:34:59 (PDT)
"Ever since the movie flopped, Flipper has been trying his luck at the track."
NOV - Tuesday, August 12, 2003 at 02:56:02 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Things were never the same after they lengthened the water jump."
Bud Smoker - Tuesday, August 12, 2003 at 02:29:07 (PDT)
"Good call, aeroman."
Bud Smoker - Tuesday, August 12, 2003 at 02:27:46 (PDT)
"is it really that difficult to read the previous entries before typing in repetitive crap like SEABISCUIT?"
flipflop - Monday, August 11, 2003 at 12:00:43 (PDT)
The Copy Cat Award  "Seabiscuit"
Potrzebir - Monday, August 11, 2003 at 11:37:50 (PDT)
"After this caption is done I'm going to cut off that dolphin beak and tie it to the end of a stick. It will be a dolphin beak spear and I will slaughter the evil criminals that slaughter helpless seals to take their beaks."
Potrzebie - Monday, August 11, 2003 at 11:04:22 (PDT)
"Hey PETA ROX, dolphins don't run and cannot be turned into tuna- idiot"
flipflop - Monday, August 11, 2003 at 10:31:33 (PDT)
"Run little flipper before I snare your butt and turn you into tuna. "
PETA ROX - Monday, August 11, 2003 at 10:22:18 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Jockeys On Acid"
Dood - Monday, August 11, 2003 at 09:31:10 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "The time came to see if Flipper was, in fact, faster than lightning"
- Monday, August 11, 2003 at 09:11:39 (PDT)
"I bet he's glad the dorsal fin points that way"
- Monday, August 11, 2003 at 09:09:27 (PDT)
The Copy Cat Award  "Hi Yo Flipper, Away!"
- Monday, August 11, 2003 at 09:08:26 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "and it's Waterlogged by a bottlenose!"
- Monday, August 11, 2003 at 09:04:43 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "I didn't even know we got ESPN 7!!"
- Monday, August 11, 2003 at 08:59:18 (PDT)
"This amazing thoroughbred has a built in bidet!"
- Monday, August 11, 2003 at 08:56:52 (PDT)
"has anybody said sea-horse yet?"
darcy69 - Monday, August 11, 2003 at 08:50:58 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "is the horse inside the dolphins mouth? (i know its crap but so is my imagination this week)"
darcy69 - Monday, August 11, 2003 at 08:44:12 (PDT)
"Phwoooaar! Check out the 'Dolphin beak' on that one."
NOV - Monday, August 11, 2003 at 00:45:16 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "I bet the dolphin gets pissed off when he uses his whip!"
aeroman - Monday, August 11, 2003 at 00:33:22 (PDT)
"We all know of the Lone Ranger, so is this the lone strange guy?"
aeroman - Monday, August 11, 2003 at 00:17:51 (PDT)
"GO FLIPPER!!"
aeroman - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 23:24:49 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Why do you want to speak to the dolphin? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? Do you have a dorsal fin?"
NOV - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 22:29:02 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "It only seemed like yesterday that mum flushed johnny down the toilet"
Poonez - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 19:57:45 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "After years of winning uncontested the jockey wondered if there was any porpoise to continue riding. (I know it's a dolphin.)"
Frog The Dry Cog - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 17:55:24 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "A completely blind jockey, a dolphin that thought it was a horse...And a dream that was shared by both...Get out the hankies, and prepare for 'LandScone' Coming straight to video this fall."
the little moron that could - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 15:05:48 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "Ass Clown"
Potrzebie - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 14:43:49 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "If I just keep making stupid captions, will I eventually win?"
Potrzebie - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 14:43:33 (PDT)

You should have quit while you were ahead, considering it was probably the first time it ever happened.
"I love those funny little jockey hats."
Potrzebie - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 14:43:05 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Seabiscuit...literally"
Potrzebie - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 14:27:35 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Water polo becomes an extreme sport"
frigginpig - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 14:23:08 (PDT)


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