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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #40 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"Look, it's the guy who sold the pot to the Exxon Valdez captain and his toothless wonder heroin whore sidekick basking in the sun wondering why the sky is bleeding. "
Drug Pimpin - Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 04:09:47 (PDT)
The Ass Clown Award  "ok its a hard pic to get a good caption to, but at least try damit!!!"
- Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 03:59:49 (PDT)

You get the AC Award for not even being able to spell the word 'damnit', one of the basic building bloaks of language.
"Do you get my next caption? drift!!!! it works on 2 levels cuz they're in the ocean hahahaha"
NT - Saturday, August 23, 2003 at 20:46:59 (PDT)
"I have an extra cig and you have an extra towel...catch my drift?"
NT - Saturday, August 23, 2003 at 20:45:47 (PDT)
"When you're doing an advertisement for Peter Stuyvesant Cigarettes (and someone forgets to bring them to the shoot).."
Aaron Henderson-Smith - Saturday, August 23, 2003 at 06:04:52 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "I wish Robert and Charles were both going down with that ship."
Bud Smoker - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 22:20:25 (PDT)
The Ass Clown Award  The ZERO IQ Award "Robert- mmmm that man boy is tasty, he can go down on me anyday like that ship is. Charles- Ohhh I know...any time he wants to he can pack my **** oops I mean ship."
Robert and Charles - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 08:26:28 (PDT)

Hey, keep your homoerotic fantasies to yourself, okay? And watch your language, you shithead.
"you can pick your friends..you can pick your nose, but you cannot sodomize and molest your friends and then pick their nose"
the turkish smoker - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 08:23:17 (PDT)

You've obviously never been to Las Vegas.
"Knowing that Lou Andreson was on the ship, these guys made the right decision and stayed behind. "
NT - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 10:03:01 (PDT)
"Survivor : Middle of the ocean."
Bud Smoker - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 02:43:31 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Dude, where's my ship?"
Bud Smoker - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 02:38:26 (PDT)
"Dont worry honey, you now have plenty of time to work on your tan."
you know who - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 01:46:26 (PDT)
"He better save that cigar, cause they are gonna be there a while"
- Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 01:44:05 (PDT)
"Seriously!!! This guy cannot dress himself in the morning, look in the mirror and think he looks cool!! No way!!"
- Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 01:43:25 (PDT)
"its not like there in trouble, theres another ship what... a mile and a half away?"
tc again - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 23:59:06 (PDT)
The Copy Cat Award  "well luckily johnny was wearing his handy SNOWBOOTS, or else all was lost"
tc - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 23:52:25 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "WOMAN: Look i can't be holding this ship up all day with my elbow! MAN: Shut up will you i'm having a fag."
- Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 06:01:56 (PDT)
"After sinking the ship, Hazelwood fans and asylum escapees Kyle and Natasha waited patiently for their next victim to rescue them."
Dave C. - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 19:27:26 (PDT)
"Thank God i got these new survival boots!!!!"
marc mcshane - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 18:31:25 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "what an awful time to be gay"
- Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 11:28:06 (PDT)
"hmmm bad situation? nah, could be better tho, two or three or four chicks on this rock would be much cosier"
aeroman - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 01:46:05 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Come to think of it, the first Titanic was crap too."
NOV - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 19:52:49 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "The sequel to Titanic was crap."
NOV - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 19:39:04 (PDT)
The ZERO IQ Award "woman: did you hear a noise? man: yeah i farted."
paul - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 18:30:18 (PDT)
"NEWSFLASH! The Love Boat capsizes while Gopher sinks sub with Julie McCoy."
Bud Smoker - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 16:43:31 (PDT)
"i cant remember leo and kate looking like that?!?!"
darcy69 - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 14:04:57 (PDT)
"Bob: Jill, you MUST take off all of your clothes! It's a life or death situation!"
- Monday, August 18, 2003 at 13:27:22 (PDT)
"I just dont understand why that chick is wearing high heels."
- Monday, August 18, 2003 at 13:24:57 (PDT)

It's a mystery, that's for sure.
The Gold Medal Award  "That was one Hell of a party!"
Jovin - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 11:14:08 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Jill's looking stunning today, thought Bob, If only her B.O wasn't strong enough to sink ships."
Me, of course - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 07:18:37 (PDT)
"Never mind the ship, I can't get this booger out of my nose."
Mandog - Monday, August 18, 2003 at 05:26:39 (PDT)
"What was good for them, wasnt much good for the ship"
aeroman - Sunday, August 17, 2003 at 23:32:59 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Caught between a rock and a hard-on."
NOV - Sunday, August 17, 2003 at 23:19:41 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "I think her bikini should be 'castaway'."
NOV - Sunday, August 17, 2003 at 23:17:30 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  &After the Father Whale and the Son whale rammed the whaling ship for killing the mother, the Son said ''Dad, let's eat them!''. Dad said ''Son, sinking ships is one thing, but swallowing seamen is another''.
Bud Smoker - Sunday, August 17, 2003 at 23:14:59 (PDT)
"GILLIGAN!!!"
NOV - Sunday, August 17, 2003 at 23:02:44 (PDT)
"Let me guess- the ship isn't the only thing that will be ''going down''...."
Adam Smasher - Sunday, August 17, 2003 at 21:44:06 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "And so Bob's vacation got off to a hell of a start, in spite of the little accident with the ship..."
Adam Smasher - Sunday, August 17, 2003 at 21:43:17 (PDT)
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