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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #41 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"Some errors I can live with....."
Dood - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 07:03:04 (PDT)
"no keyboard detected. press any key to continue"
Brian Anal - Saturday, August 30, 2003 at 22:52:26 (PDT)
"i've hit every single key and the blue screen simply wont come off!"
zach hill - Saturday, August 30, 2003 at 18:48:35 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "assclown is an awesome word, but i think its like.....................a password to doom2"
o well - Saturday, August 30, 2003 at 13:58:52 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "So...this is how the nerds whack off..."
- Saturday, August 30, 2003 at 13:57:19 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Press any *what* to continue?"
Wizzard of Ah's - Saturday, August 30, 2003 at 04:59:16 (PDT)
"Hmmm, I see the problem. There's a blue covering all over the software, it will have to be removed immediately."
NOV - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 15:19:25 (PDT)
"Can we have the bottom half of the pic next please."
NOV - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 15:13:48 (PDT)
"I told the company manager, I wanna make a cheap and portable computer, He said, Will there be titty?"
major major - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 06:24:45 (PDT)
"well...what if I dont want to press any key.... I like the screen as is thank you very much"
- Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 20:36:00 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "If her 'windows' aren't working, I'd settle for playing with her 'X-box'."
Bud Smoker - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 00:20:46 (PDT)
"now that's what I call a binary system!"
uncle jed - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 13:21:16 (PDT)
"hey baby, mind if I unzip this file?"
laim - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 13:17:28 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Bill Gates is kicking himself now for installing Windows into his SexBot3000"
major major - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 10:02:03 (PDT)
"Current application is the tee shirt right? somebody? right?!?"
darcy69 - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 05:06:30 (PDT)
"I wish my computer screen looked like that."
Lonely Guy - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 at 00:53:02 (PDT)
"I will just insert this 3 1/2 floppy..."
Gonbing Chingalingdingdong - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 18:10:52 (PDT)
"New reason for a gross misconception of the term hard drive"
- Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 14:10:17 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  The Golden Idiot Award  "henh henh, boobies"
stinkface - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 13:09:28 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "How ironic, in case she has a virus you got to use a trojan."
NOV - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 00:03:40 (PDT)
"Finally, a use for that 'insert' key."
NOV - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 00:01:20 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Squeezeany key to repeat this fatal exception"
Barry Heidt - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 21:52:59 (PDT)
"I see CTRL and ALT, but where's DELETE?"
Dave C. - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 20:59:56 (PDT)
"the computer of the 30th century...the porn is not inside the computer but on the outside...prettry clever. "
NT - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 17:34:02 (PDT)
"Today on channel eight news, Will breast ever be out of style? Not likely! "
Iamboobs - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 17:15:05 (PDT)
"Milk.......It does a body good......"
- Monday, August 25, 2003 at 15:17:13 (PDT)
"got milk?"
had to, sorry - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 13:52:33 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "I-B-M= incredibly big mammaries"
admittedly derivative - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 13:51:44 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Even the Intel Penthouse Processor breaks down occasionally. "
Cap'n McQuibble - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 13:50:21 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "this kinda thing shouldn't happen- I bought the breast computer on the market"
ob-v-us - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 13:46:10 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Another fine product from Silicone Valley."
nixon - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 13:43:51 (PDT)
"The picture is cut off but I think she might be doing the old point & click down there."
nyah nyah nyah - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 13:00:18 (PDT)
"which key do i press to germinate the current application?"
me (diocre) - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 12:56:56 (PDT)
"this picture is making men around the world fiddle with their hard diks, i mean disk."
grr baby - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 12:55:22 (PDT)
"But there's not an any key listed on my keyboard!!"
jenjenface - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 11:55:47 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "You got a socket for this hard drive, right?"
ClayFace - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 10:59:18 (PDT)
"Don't worry baby...my hardware's compatible..."
ClayFace - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 10:56:11 (PDT)
"I have to insert my WHAT to fix the problem?!"
conquest - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 08:12:06 (PDT)
"funny, my joystick still works..."
last gasp - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 07:50:23 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Oh great, the guy at Circuit City is probably going to nipple and dime me to fix this."
Chuck Upp - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 07:48:52 (PDT)
"I would love to help you out but I am such a boob when it comes to computers."
Chuck Upp - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 07:47:12 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "how much for a laptop dance?"
cum-puter geek - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 07:45:48 (PDT)
"You don't suppose she'd like to find out how much RAM I've got, do ya?"
cum-puter geek - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 07:44:08 (PDT)
"Look, but don't touch-- she's got the virus."
cum-puter geek - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 07:42:26 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "This shouldn't happen. Your computer appears to have plenty of mammary."
cum-puter geek - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 07:41:19 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "I can probably fix this by just turning a couple of knobs or tweeking something."
cum-puter geek - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 07:40:01 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "I admit it. I am a sucker for a large-breasted woman with a mole on her collar bone."
drink spew - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 07:37:14 (PDT)
"Dude, check out my new monitor- the Hooter2060!"
likeitmatters - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 07:36:06 (PDT)
"I guess she doesnt have the updated software..."
aeroman - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 01:14:32 (PDT)
"Ok, where can i find the rest of the pictures of her? or her phone number, email? anyting???"
aeroman - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 01:11:46 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Guaranteed to turn any floppy disk into a hard drive."
NOV - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 01:05:07 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "I'd rather CTRL+ALT+DEL her T-shirt."
Bud Smoker - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 00:25:16 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Oh, your shirt has a message? sorry I must have been reading between the lines, if you know what I mean. "
NT - Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 22:21:00 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "man, I always have to restart when I get to this point"
- Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 22:16:11 (PDT)
"Can we Beowulf cluster it?"
- Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 22:14:06 (PDT)
"This computer pro can inspect my hard disk anyday. "
NT - Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 22:13:27 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Hey, check out the dual processors on that baby..."
Lol cough, cough - Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 20:48:04 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "They say it's good to have ''hands on'' experience with software errors....."
Adam Smasher - Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 20:47:02 (PDT)


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