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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #42 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

The What the $#&! Award "a new line of trains by tonka made especially for shaq's kids. "
NT - Sunday, September 07, 2003 at 17:54:28 (PDT)
"santa fe-rry, yes yes okay very cheesy, but it's taken me three whole days...."
toastie - Sunday, September 07, 2003 at 07:23:14 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "I'm leavin' on a jet train, don't know if I'll be back again."
Peter, Paul & Mary - Sunday, September 07, 2003 at 00:35:23 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Yet another example of what happens when a man's ego gets in the way of asking for directions."
Chix Rule - Sunday, September 07, 2003 at 00:29:20 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "No worries, I have everything completely under control. After all, my last job was as skipper of the Exxon Valdez."
Mermaid - Sunday, September 07, 2003 at 00:17:03 (PDT)
"Visual representation of poor, dirty, Mexican Sante Fe trains"
Jim Pimpomagic - Saturday, September 06, 2003 at 16:05:53 (PDT)
"the emperor's new bridge"
melearngood - Saturday, September 06, 2003 at 13:36:28 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "a visual representation of the career of Pauly Shore"
humana - Saturday, September 06, 2003 at 10:41:55 (PDT)
The ZERO IQ Award "why do shipments go by car and cargo by ships?"
coolo bobo - Saturday, September 06, 2003 at 10:34:11 (PDT)
"How many train enthusiasts (aka geeks) do you think have forwarded this photo and gotten a good nerdy snicker out of it?"
msr. queri - Saturday, September 06, 2003 at 10:29:15 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "This is your train of thought on drugs."
judge killa - Saturday, September 06, 2003 at 10:27:26 (PDT)
"All aboard! Train leaving on track five for Anaheim, Azuza, and Kookamonga. Step right up."
NOV - Saturday, September 06, 2003 at 01:25:59 (PDT)
"And on the fifth day, the rot set in. "
Bud Smoker - Friday, September 05, 2003 at 21:32:37 (PDT)
"'Oh sh*t!'"
Nicky :-) - Friday, September 05, 2003 at 13:08:52 (PDT)
The Golden Idiot Award  "gdfshdshtejhwejnbvbaerhehj6tnbrvrewhgerhebfgdasssbebtreajtemgd"
utrgbgvdcxtresbvxchtsrkmulo - Friday, September 05, 2003 at 11:03:16 (PDT)
"I don't think the train is moving. I think that's just a partial track that they have it parked on. I don't remember hearing about any major incidents on the Santa Fe line."
Captain Obvious - Friday, September 05, 2003 at 09:43:13 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Suddenly Bob wished he'd payed attention. In the event of a water landing your feet act a flotation device. No. Your meat acts as a flotation device. No. Dangit! Oh your.......... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
2 much time - Friday, September 05, 2003 at 09:41:13 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Iraq's infrastructure is fine. Let's get the hell outta there."
Donald Rumsfeld - Friday, September 05, 2003 at 09:37:59 (PDT)
"I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque."
NOV - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 23:34:35 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "A scene from the aborted sequal to Waterworld."
Blah - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 23:21:32 (PDT)
"Don't do it Santa Fe! You have so much to live for! The birds singing, children laughing..."
Scrubby - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 22:07:47 (PDT)
"Sir, the tracks... I don't care! Full speed ahead! But sir... Full speed ahead!"
Agent Smith - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 19:07:02 (PDT)
"George W's 'Roadmap to Peace'"
me - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 14:54:32 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award  "how do those trees grow in the desert? or is it spelled dessert. no thats dezert. "
roy - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 13:51:54 (PDT)
"the making of under seige 2 had its fair share of set backs"
aeroman - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 02:25:25 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "It must be heading for the 'sub'way."
NOV - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 01:44:28 (PDT)
"I'm leaving on a midnight train to Georgia."
Bud Smoker - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 01:40:42 (PDT)
"Down around the corner, half a mile from here. See them long trains run, and you watch them disappear. Without love, where would you be now."
Bud Smoker - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 23:39:39 (PDT)
"Ok, just thought I'd get in on the Ozzy thing too... The reaper's travelling at full throttle. And... I got a one way ticket to take you to the other side, I got a one way ticket so come along and dont be shy."
NOV - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 17:54:23 (PDT)
The Copy Cat Award  "I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN!!!"
tc - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 16:16:21 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Driving that train, high on co... oh wow man! Bummer!"
Mandog - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 12:53:36 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "I know a shortcut!"
Brian anal - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 08:47:12 (PDT)
"this wasn't the first time taht conducor john had had that slow...sinking feeling."
Brian Ana - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 08:44:37 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Subliminal pic... Sinking a long train in a wet hole."
Bud Smoker - Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 00:34:43 (PDT)
"The road to Nowhere leads to me."
Another Ozzy Quote - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 20:07:15 (PDT)
"What do you mean it'll be ready for September .........2004"
toastie - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 04:07:17 (PDT)
"The engineer was starting to feel like a real horse's caboose right then."
Choo Choo Charlie - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 23:48:32 (PDT)
"The conductor had never trained for a water landing."
Wizard of Ah's - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 23:46:20 (PDT)
"I couldn't decide whether to go on holiday by train or by sea, so I settled on both."
NOV - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 22:55:59 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Mass murder on the Orient Express."
NOV - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 22:51:39 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "I'm going off the rails on a crazy train."
Ozzy - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 18:44:40 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Another April Fool's Day down at the railroad yard..."
Ben Dover - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 18:19:05 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "A page from the sequel to The Little Engine That Could...The Little Engine That Just Doesn't Feel Like It Anymore."
pooface - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 15:24:06 (PDT)
The What the $#&! Award "When Jesus showed the crowd he could walk on water one man stood up and said, is that all?, so Jesus said, what you got something better."
major major - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 11:37:24 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "...And if you look towards the front of the train you will see your deaths... thank you for travelling on the Santa Fe & have a nice day!"
darcy69 - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 08:57:20 (PDT)
"Captain Nemo had trouble finding the right job."
Bud Smoker - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 02:37:05 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Next stop, Atlantis."
NOV - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 02:17:59 (PDT)
"Captain! Iceberg ahead!"
Toggy - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 02:13:35 (PDT)
"Bridge over troubled waters?"
Bud Smoker - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 02:12:10 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Every child cried at the final episode of 'Thomas the Tank Engine'."
NOV - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 02:08:31 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "I think I can, I know I can."
Bud Smoker - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 02:05:58 (PDT)
"But you realy have to ask.. Do trains have a reverse gear?"
aeroman - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 02:04:09 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Ok, i made it up the hill, but i really dont think i can siwm!"
aeroman - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 02:03:02 (PDT)
"I think its time to re-name the Santa Fe express.."
aeroman - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 02:02:11 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "End of the line folks. Time to leave. Ya don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."
Wizard of Ah's - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 18:16:41 (PDT)
"hey doc, i dont think we are gonna get over 88 mph!!!!"
michael j fox - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 16:34:38 (PDT)
"Break out the water wings!"
Dave C. - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 14:24:32 (PDT)
"Coming to screens this fall, Speed 3."
major major - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 09:37:58 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "...and that was when Engineer Bob found that the bridge hadn't been fully funded after all..."
Adam Smasher - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 07:12:35 (PDT)
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