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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #43 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"Uh, I think the shower head is broke."
Bored - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 05:59:02 (PDT)
"Cryogenics, Inc. Advertisement: 'When You Just Can't Say Goodbye'"
- Friday, September 19, 2003 at 05:13:53 (PDT)
"Proof that formaldahyde is a good preservative."
Dr. Frankenstein - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 05:12:34 (PDT)
"What the [email protected]#$ are you looking at?"
Just Me - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 05:03:40 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Goodbye cruel world."
Running out of captions - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 05:00:56 (PDT)
"Harry Houdini, eat your heart out!"
Barbara Lerette - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 00:24:39 (PDT)
"The fates were indeed cruel to young Darlene Watson - she met her end in a bad 80's music video."
Cade C. - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 00:11:05 (PDT)
"Grass, grass, the word I wrote was GRASS!!!"
NOV - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 02:42:53 (PDT)
"who gets in a shower in a bikini???"
aeroman - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 01:48:51 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Brenda's lame attempt at contracting the bends as a way of getting out of school."
Have mercy, please change pic - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 01:36:43 (PDT)
"I've heard of dying a slow death, but this is getting ridiculous."
NOV - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 01:32:46 (PDT)
"Upon entering the shower, Miranda slipped & dislocated both arms. This made turning the water off an impossibility."
Creativity Challenged - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 01:28:17 (PDT)
"She'd better get out before she gets all 'pruned'."
Bud Smoker - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 01:26:32 (PDT)
"Chinese water torture gone horribly wrong"
Chris Adamczyk - Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 18:55:20 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "plop plop flop flop now i know where to drop, poop poop scoop scoop"
- Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 07:59:31 (PDT)
"hi mom"
Loui.B - Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 01:14:03 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "wooops"
- Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 17:37:03 (PDT)
"Deadrie always had misgivings when she complained about the poor workmanship to the plumber"
my_toothbrush - Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 16:30:00 (PDT)
"Now I know why not to pee in the shower"
Rox - Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 14:35:35 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Damn, 'Sea-monkeys' sure have changed since I was a kid."
NOV - Friday, September 12, 2003 at 23:17:05 (PDT)
"A young Demi Moore was certain that if she practiced long & hard she would one day win an oscar for her role as Navy Seal G.I. Jane."
she was wrong - Friday, September 12, 2003 at 21:11:15 (PDT)
"It took her awhile, but Sally finally noticed the writing on the back of the lock that said 'smile, you're on candid camera'."
Allen Funt - Friday, September 12, 2003 at 21:04:29 (PDT)
"In her first attempt at this skill, young Jennifer had obviously misunderstood the instructions 'fill receptacle to top with warm water written on the douche packet. "
Desperate for a caption entry - Friday, September 12, 2003 at 21:00:59 (PDT)
"DAMMIT! i left the door keys in my purse!"
tdawg - Friday, September 12, 2003 at 20:51:36 (PDT)
"This is the sad truth of what happens when you let too much hair get caught in your shower drain"
Chris Adamczyk - Friday, September 12, 2003 at 20:12:31 (PDT)
"this is the total opposite of Oprah! Once she's in the bath tub, Oprah only needs one drop of water to fill it up!"
NT - Friday, September 12, 2003 at 19:16:32 (PDT)
"WTF? she said pool party. what a ghetto-ass house. "
NT - Friday, September 12, 2003 at 18:27:34 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Let me out right now or I'm telling mom !"
Tattletale - Friday, September 12, 2003 at 15:35:35 (PDT)
"Sybil's photo album...my adolescent years"
Sybil - Friday, September 12, 2003 at 15:31:58 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Andrea Yates couldn't seem to rid herself of this recurring dream"
Sicko - Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 17:52:08 (PDT)
"Sorority pledge hazing stunts gone wrong."
Delta Nu Sisters - Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 16:30:45 (PDT)
"During the conceptual phase of his program, Dr. Kevorkian soon discovered that his assisted suicide methods needed some tweaking."
Sarcasm Rules - Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 15:32:21 (PDT)
"The Memory of Water - a play by Shelagh Stephenson"
Abs - Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 14:42:11 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Who made this poorly made graphic image that I'm in?"
Idgie - Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 14:37:50 (PDT)
"i didnt know that you could still got showers that had the 'drowning' function, anymore"
darcy69 - Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 12:12:46 (PDT)
"When the house advertised a swimming pool, I was severly underwhelmed."
major major - Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 08:53:00 (PDT)
"DAMMIT! NOT AGAIN!"
Brian ANal - Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 08:46:54 (PDT)
"All right, whose the ass that put the lock on the door?"
Trapped Bather - Wednesday, September 10, 2003 at 20:09:54 (PDT)
"Looks like the Little Mermaid got her wish......."
00Kevin - Wednesday, September 10, 2003 at 17:11:29 (PDT)
"In a pathetic attempt to ride her great grandfather's coattails Vegas stripper Sheri Houdini died in a shower act gone horribly wrong."
morley safer - Wednesday, September 10, 2003 at 12:53:05 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Oh my gawd, I'm gonna like totally die"
Morningwood - Wednesday, September 10, 2003 at 03:14:41 (PDT)
"How many times have I told you to take your clothes when you shower."
Imadethebestone - Tuesday, September 09, 2003 at 18:47:27 (PDT)
"Hey, I've been to that place, Mermaids Bar and Revue, 13 Gore Street, Auckland, New Zealand. Loved it."
Bud Smoker - Tuesday, September 09, 2003 at 01:02:27 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Those sequels to 'Splash' just keep getting worse and worse."
NOV - Tuesday, September 09, 2003 at 00:55:52 (PDT)
"Her parents plan had worked.... Jenny would *NEVER* pee in the pool again."
Wizard of Ah's - Tuesday, September 09, 2003 at 00:15:12 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Unfortunately, Brittany's mother could no longer afford both children and $4 per pack cigarettes once her welfare benefits were reduced."
In really poor taste, sorry - Monday, September 08, 2003 at 20:25:57 (PDT)
"The Womb Simulator: Field Trip #3 for expectant teen parents."
Islander - Monday, September 08, 2003 at 20:09:50 (PDT)
"Behavior modification chamber for unruly teens."
Psycho Chick - Monday, September 08, 2003 at 20:03:08 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "And now on QVC, the Little Miss Magician Chamber for the low price of only 4 easy payment of $49.95 each."
Sycho Chick - Monday, September 08, 2003 at 19:55:59 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Lesson #1: How to effectively increase your portion of the inheritance."
I know, a real ewww caption. - Monday, September 08, 2003 at 19:41:04 (PDT)
"Having seen the movie Psycho one time too many, Suzie made the fatal error of buying a shower lock."
Dave C. - Monday, September 08, 2003 at 19:39:16 (PDT)
"Whale Rider stunt double casting call...elimination round #1"
Kolohe Girl - Monday, September 08, 2003 at 19:30:15 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Sadly, Hilary Houdini found out too late that she was not really Harry's genetic offspring."
Chix Rule - Monday, September 08, 2003 at 19:20:47 (PDT)
"Sarah had always took long showers. Except this time, she locked herself in. Oops."
Agent Smith - Monday, September 08, 2003 at 18:24:17 (PDT)
The Lamer Award  "The only way out is to kick through the glass. DOH!!! I don't have feet!!!"
Mandog - Monday, September 08, 2003 at 12:44:46 (PDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "What happens when Fear Factor meets Pranks & Practical Jokes"
Mermaid - Monday, September 08, 2003 at 11:48:46 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "A Plumber's Wet Dream"
P-Land Jeans - Monday, September 08, 2003 at 01:02:05 (PDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Now thats what you call a deep cleansing rinse."
NOV - Sunday, September 07, 2003 at 23:26:31 (PDT)
"She couldnt decide if she wanted a bath or a shower."
NOV - Sunday, September 07, 2003 at 23:23:25 (PDT)
"Honey....oh honeyyyyyyyyyyyyy...."
Max Amillion - Sunday, September 07, 2003 at 21:50:03 (PDT)


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