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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #44 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

The Gold Medal Award  "Oh man, all the good captions have been used.."
aeroman - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 02:24:02 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Steve makes a desperate attempt to escape from the fairy ferry...the generally accepted name of the aircraft carrier where all the gay military personnel were reassigned."
Steve's grieving mother - Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 15:20:03 (CDT)
"All the sailors agreed that Navy pilot Frank Mitchell had been watching way too much Thelma and Louise."
Cade C. - Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 14:21:17 (CDT)
"Shoulda bought a HEMI!"
- Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 13:39:13 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "The Navy gladly expends troops in the effort to find Nemo."
Capt. Ron - Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 13:04:17 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "The Navy's remedy to ease overcrowding at Guantanamo Bay Prison. Don't ask, don't tell."
Admiral Sneaky - Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 13:00:15 (CDT)
"In an effort to reduce the number of successful raft crossings, the Navy tries to dupe the Cuban refugees by dumping cars overboard as substitute escape watercraft."
I, for 1, hope it works - Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 12:57:17 (CDT)
"After performing for the troops, Tony Orlando & Dawn made a dramatic exit to the tune of 'Up, Up & Away'. Dammit Tony, the following words are 'in my beautiful BALLOON, not RAMBLER!'"
Dawn - Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 12:49:45 (CDT)
"See, if he'd been going 65 he would have been fine..."
conquest - Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 04:47:25 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Man.... glad they ain't sending me home!!"
- Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 02:57:26 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Vintage photo of JFK, Jr.'s first flying lesson."
So that's why.... - Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 01:48:08 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Next on FOX: The Worlds Most Stupidest Car Thieves."
NOV - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 22:53:53 (CDT)
"I shoulda made a left at Albuquerque"
Midori - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 21:04:22 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Ooops, left the damn parking brake on again. "
Dolt - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 20:24:19 (CDT)
"Despite what ''Lead Foot Larry'' said, that sucker wouldn't ''really fly'' after all. "
Adam Smasher - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 20:23:38 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "This brings new meaning to the slogan ''The Navy: It's not just a job- it's an adventure.''"
Adam Smasher - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 20:22:18 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "The first & only round of 'Who thinks they can come closest to the edge without going over?'"
Tammy Sue - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 17:56:29 (CDT)
"Let's see, I wonder what this button doesssssssssssssssss"
Jimmy's other living cousin - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 17:49:42 (CDT)
"From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli, we will fight our country's battles on the land and in the see ya!'"
Hehehehehe - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 17:46:01 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Now taking off on runway 65 is this year's Darwin Award winner."
Some people's children..sheesh - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 17:42:47 (CDT)
"Jerry didn't quite capture the concept that different modes of transportation were envisioned in the tune 'From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli, we will fight our country's battles on the land and in the sea.'"
Hehehehe - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 17:41:31 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "The Canadian Navy at it's finest"
kaj - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 15:40:28 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "'Dammit, Tom, I told you we should've asked one of those guys for directions.'"
Tom's wife - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 13:24:13 (CDT)
"While the crew sang 'thanks for the memories', Bob Hope's desire to be buried at sea in his car was granted."
My 2nd 'burial @ sea' caption - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 13:18:52 (CDT)
"Oh, jeez, I think I left the iron plugged in. Well, can't turn around now."
Lucky - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 13:08:45 (CDT)
"Are we there yet?"
PJ - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 13:02:58 (CDT)
The Lamer Award  "Harry Potter's suicide attempt"
harry - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 12:42:42 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Let's get a beer"
i luv 2 drink - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 12:42:00 (CDT)
"If that were J. Leno's car, he could just press the button that turns it into a boat and sail away."
Jenifer Lopez Leno - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 22:09:20 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "The navy went too far in it's new slogan ''Let the journey begin''."
FromHell - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 21:16:58 (CDT)
"A poor script wasn't the only reason Steve Martin refused to sign on for the sequel to Planes, Trains & Automobiles."
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 16:52:06 (CDT)
"In an effort to supplement funding, the Navy launches it's newest program...'Burials At Sea..You request it, we fulfill it."
Admiral Seasick - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 16:47:20 (CDT)
"At the last moment, Captain Doofus realized he had no ejection seat."
Max Imum - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 11:41:24 (CDT)
The Lamer Award  "Running out of ideas for SPEED 3, they decided to combine the first two."
NOV - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 02:04:07 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Dude, where's my car?"
Bud Smoker - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 01:58:08 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Oh God, not another 'Back to the Future' sequel."
NOV - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 01:56:11 (CDT)
The Lamer Award  "21st century version of 'walking the plank'."
Jimmy Buffett - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 01:45:57 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "The latest in extreme sports: Auto Bungee"
Extreme Man - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 01:44:29 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Tonight on Dateline: Actual video footage of Firestone tire testing. Proof they knew their product was inferior. So why was this kept from the jury?"
Midas Man - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 01:41:13 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Jimmy came from a long line of people whose final words were 'watch this'."
Jimmy's cousin Tammy Sue - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 01:34:38 (CDT)
"Chrysler tests it's new amphibious automobile."
Lee Iacoca - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 01:27:48 (CDT)
"After arriving on the carrier in a fighter jet, President Bush insisted on leaving in a more modest vehicle."
Dave C. - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 20:19:32 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Dukes of Hazard meet Top Gun : They're Still Dangerous!!TC"
TC - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 17:28:33 (CDT)
The Lamer Award  "No! The brake! THE BRAKE!!!!"
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 15:13:52 (CDT)
"Let's see how many times I can skip this baby!"
Mark Harrison - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 14:41:18 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Bob found he couldn't win drag racing the F-14 Tomcats, no matter how much of a head-start he got."
Adam Smasher - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 10:05:01 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "The Crash-Test Dummies' final ride."
Buckle Up! - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 03:11:07 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "'The two who can get their cars to fly the farthest off the end of the ship will advance to the final round of Fear Factor'"
Joe Rogan - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:21:46 (CDT)
"As a cruel joke, Fred replaces the Admiral's gasoline with jet fuel."
Admiral's widow - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:18:26 (CDT)
"Day 1,473 cruising in the Persian Gulf as back up support for the war in Iraq proved to be more than Leroy could take."
Ms. Militia - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:14:50 (CDT)
"Due to budget cuts, the Navy was forced to scale down the design of the stealth bomber."
I tried - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:09:59 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "The new U.S. Navy ''Catch and Release'' terrorist program."
Adam Smasher - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:08:37 (CDT)


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