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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #45 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

The What the $#&! Award "Perhaps the white rectangle is not a picture frame, nor a window from which the hand protrudes. To fully understand this you must wonder what this White Rectangle really represents, and to which aspect it represents its self. This is life."
- Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 19:43:34 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award "Another aspect of this caption you must understand is the pepsi bottle. Pepsi obviously represents the culture of America today. And as you can see the bottle is slightly crumpled. This means that our culture needs to be reborn. This is life."
- Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 19:45:20 (CST)
"The only way to get the awful taste of Coke out of your mouth is to vomit from fear of a guy pointing a gun at your head. Or you could drink Pepsi. (CLevEr sloGan HuH?)"
- Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 19:41:23 (CST)
"The latest entry in the Bad Photoshop Contest is in..."
conquest - Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 09:54:48 (CST)
"New and improved anti-wank poster."
Bud Smoker - Saturday, October 04, 2003 at 21:43:47 (CST)
"And they claim that the media DOESN'T affect children, eh?"
executioner321123 - Saturday, October 04, 2003 at 13:51:25 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "A picture is worth a thousand words...unless it comes to life and shoots you...Then you're just screwed."
- Saturday, October 04, 2003 at 11:50:46 (CST)
" I thought I wouldnt get shot in the back if i had my back against a wall :("
- Saturday, October 04, 2003 at 11:45:55 (CST)
"9/10 hicks prefer the good taste of pepsi over coke. "
NT - Saturday, October 04, 2003 at 10:24:58 (CST)
"Don't worry a picture can't hurt you."
NT - Saturday, October 04, 2003 at 10:23:33 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "New LSD enhanced pepsi!"
pow! - Friday, October 03, 2003 at 21:45:42 (CST)
The Lamer Award  "Yea though I walk thru the valley of death I shall fear no evil...."
See Ya - Friday, October 03, 2003 at 03:20:34 (CST)
"Is this Life imitating Art, or Art imitating Life?"
The Perky Goth - Thursday, October 02, 2003 at 09:01:19 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Finally, someone gets the drop on Brain Anal HAHA"
aeroman - Thursday, October 02, 2003 at 02:54:15 (CST)
"I told you to endorse pepsi"
- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 20:47:13 (CST)
"Billy's Dad uses a little convincing to get his fatass son off the Pepsi.........and on a diet"
tonyMRP - Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 18:11:45 (CST)
"Drink Pepsi or we'll shoot this geek"
offacue - Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 14:12:56 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "I'm a pepper, you're a pepper, he's a pepper, they're a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper, too...oh damn, this is pepsi"
Silly Tommy - Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 09:29:15 (CST)
"Go ahead! Make my day!, said the Coke truck driver."
Woozle - Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 07:09:09 (CST)
"That's the last time that art critic complained about that 3D pic not looking realistic."
NOV - Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 02:11:25 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "I've herd of pictures jumping of the page before, but this is ridiculous."
Dry Humor - Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 01:30:37 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Stevie pleaded with the stranger in the dark hat: 'Please, man. Don't make me sit on it!'"
ouch - Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 01:26:15 (CST)
"When grounding & time out failed to correct Eric's poor behavior & attitude, his dad turned to drastic measures."
Eric's daddy - Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 01:18:08 (CST)
"no caption ever thought up could be funnier than that guys ugly face."
TC - Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 16:28:19 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "What you got to ask is did I shake the bottle once or twice...? Well, do you feel lucky punk...do ya?"
The freek - Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 16:25:40 (CST)
"Stitch this you femminist censorship cow, this Pepsi advert will show what it wants!"
the red bod - Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 16:24:33 (CST)
"What do you mean 'I think this photo is a fake'? Man, you just spoilt the illusion, I thought it was real... DUH!!! Of course it's fake!!!"
NOV - Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 04:15:44 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "White glove, bad hat, big shades, free Pepsi and gun to the back of head... Looks like another 'out of court settlement' for Michael Jackson."
NOV - Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 03:21:13 (CST)
"I think this photo is a fake. Pepsi's bottle caps are blue."
Ms. Mensa - Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 01:30:51 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Pepsi Co. in no way supports or accepts responsibility for any of the captions concerning it's products with regard to this photo."
Thank you, thank you very much - Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 01:29:18 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "CAUTION: Things in mirror are closer and larger than they appear."
Uh Oh - Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 01:27:07 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Stevie sang 'Who let the dogs out, whoo whoo whoo' for the very last time."
Stevie's neighbor - Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 01:09:18 (CST)
The Lamer Award  "I think Coke is getting desprate...GEE YA THINK??"
Neuqua - Monday, September 29, 2003 at 19:37:07 (CST)
"Do it...Do it...do it"
George W. Bush - Monday, September 29, 2003 at 19:34:39 (CST)
"You'll think twice when you hear that bottle open."
- Monday, September 29, 2003 at 19:33:22 (CST)
"Ladies and Gentleman the new Pepsi Twist"
Adam B - Monday, September 29, 2003 at 19:31:57 (CST)
"How did you make your first billion???"
- Monday, September 29, 2003 at 19:26:59 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "This new Pepsi challange is a bit much"
- Monday, September 29, 2003 at 19:25:42 (CST)
"Drink it you bastard...(click)!!!"
- Monday, September 29, 2003 at 19:23:36 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award "damn, we need brittany spears under that gun"
- Monday, September 29, 2003 at 19:22:35 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Maybe Coke's ad campaigns were going a bit too far."
Brian Anal - Monday, September 29, 2003 at 09:53:00 (CST)
"Hmmm, looks like Bud Dwyers' son huh."
NOV - Monday, September 29, 2003 at 04:35:11 (CST)
"anyone for human head pate?"
aeroman - Monday, September 29, 2003 at 04:25:11 (CST)
"it doesnt look like a .38 special next to his head like that, more like a 3.8 pound howitzer"
aeroman - Monday, September 29, 2003 at 04:23:48 (CST)
The Lamer Award  "now thats one big gun"
aeroman - Monday, September 29, 2003 at 04:22:08 (CST)
"I have strong feelings about gun control. If theres a gun around, I want to be controlling it."
NOV - Monday, September 29, 2003 at 01:17:29 (CST)
"Dying aint much of a living boy."
NOV - Monday, September 29, 2003 at 01:05:52 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Post a decent pic, or else the ugly kid gets it."
NOV - Monday, September 29, 2003 at 00:57:41 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "It looks like Pepsi had a little 'coke' as its secret ingredient too."
Bud Smoker - Monday, September 29, 2003 at 00:51:46 (CST)
"The instructor had his work cut out for him when this kid entered the 'Scared STRAIGHT' program."
Finally - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 23:56:48 (CST)
The Lamer Award  "Annoyed with all the lame excuses day after day, Mr. Smith hired a hit man to scare the kids into doing their homework."
Mr. Smith's Principal - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 23:40:09 (CST)
"In A Nightmare on Elm Street 10 Freddy chucks his blades for kid gloves and a pistol."
Huh? - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 21:14:09 (CST)
"Theres no joy in where this pepsi bottle's going' said the gunman."
chadlik - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 21:13:18 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "The new Pepsi challenge went too far"
Fromhell - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 21:05:53 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Just revealed: Ray Charles was an anti-Pepsi hitman for Coca Cola"
Fromhell - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 21:03:37 (CST)
"You Almost cost us A Billion Dollars"
FromHell - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 20:51:09 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Na, na, na, na, Na, na, na, na, Hey, hey....Goodbye"
And this 1 time at band camp.. - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 19:14:26 (CST)
"That's gonna leave a mark."
Ouch - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 19:10:45 (CST)
"Russian Roulette hits the burbs."
Ms. Suburbia - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 19:08:56 (CST)
The Copy Cat Award  "Feelin' lucky?"
Clint Eastwood - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 19:07:59 (CST)
"PepsiCo laments the fact that it is part of yet another botched commercial, just when they thought the Michael Jackson fiasco was well behind them."
Enjoy The Taste - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 19:06:43 (CST)
"Dylan Klebold & Eric Harris, the early years...practicing for Columbine."
sick & in poor taste - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 17:25:48 (CST)
"Which man is just a photo? Answer: both."
Dave C. - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 16:35:17 (CST)
"Eric is mortified as his classmates chant: 'Eric pooped his pants...Eric pooped his pants.'"
Mr. Teacher - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 16:31:38 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Initimidated by the gun, Eric does as instructed and squeals like a pig as he assumes the position."
Shades of Deliverance - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 16:29:48 (CST)
"Eric the tard FINALLY understood why everyone always told Carol Ann to stay away from the TV."
DOH - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 16:26:40 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "'Yikes!' Eric thought to himself. 'These flat screens are like TOTALLY realistic.'"
Eric - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 16:24:44 (CST)
"A young Pavaroti often pushed his father to the brink of homocide with his incessant singing."
He was thisclose - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 16:21:58 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Eric learned the consequences of sarcasm when he flippently remarked to his father: 'So it's not the real thing! Whatcha gonna shoot me?'"
Eric's griving mother - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 16:19:23 (CST)
"Here's looking at you kid."
Humphrey Bogart - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 16:14:54 (CST)
"Eric finally, and fatally, begins to understand what snuff films are all about."
Stupid Eric - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 16:13:38 (CST)
"OK, OK, next time I'll drink coke!"
Eric - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 16:12:18 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Eric finds out that he isn't really anonymous on the internet after all..."
John Ashcroft - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 15:47:10 (CST)
"The StupidStuff.ORG Retard Patrol in action....."
Dood - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 15:46:01 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "The guys from StupidStuff.ORG finally catch up with those losers who make crappy captions."
Adam Smasher - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 15:34:57 (CST)


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