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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #46 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

The Gold Medal Award  "As Stan splashed into the bay at over three hundred miles per hour, he realized the harsh consequences of grabbing a stewardess' ass in a politically correct world. "
Cade C. - Saturday, October 11, 2003 at 13:58:48 (CDT)
"Now the government wants use to put do not try this at home labels on all the top gun movies because of this guy. "
NT - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 18:13:38 (CDT)
"may I have your attention please: put your head between your legs and kiss your sorry ass goodbye"
kaj - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 15:40:53 (CDT)
"Attention ladies and gentlemen, the wheels are too dry for landing. It'll be just a few minutes before we land."
- Friday, October 10, 2003 at 15:06:17 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Folks, on the left you can see the Golden Gate, on the right the Golden Gate, and on the top..."
Dave C. - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 14:56:27 (CDT)
"Pilot-My best friend was just eaten by a shark, lets see if he can fit this plane up his throat"
- Friday, October 10, 2003 at 14:52:48 (CDT)
"Airline pilot humor."
Ms Mensa - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 12:36:41 (CDT)
"After the capain's obvious loss of sanity, the first ever recorded airborne mutiny occured."
bRIAN anAL - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 10:36:28 (CDT)
"and if you look to your left.....you can see one of the fastest sharks known to visit this stretch of water"
stodds - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 14:27:43 (CST)
"High attitude, low altitude. Damn throttle jockeys."
the tower - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 03:31:12 (CST)
"Thank God the captain of this plane is a man. If it were a woman, we'd NEVER hear the end of it."
Whew - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 03:29:38 (CST)
"Capt. Jim's ego wouldn't allow him to ask for pre-flight directions. BIG MISTAKE JIM!!!"
Co-pilot Talula - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 03:28:41 (CST)
"You get this kinda thing when pilots are scared of heights"
aeroman - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 01:20:25 (CST)
"Boss, the plane, the plane..."
NOV - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 01:19:21 (CST)
"ALL AIRPLANZE MUST FLY AZ EEF ZEY ARE INN AN ACTION MOFIE!!"
Governer Arnold - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 23:15:10 (CST)
"I knew I should've gotten off when the Captain said, 'This is your Captain speaking, Captain Nemo'."
NOV - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 23:06:42 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Leave it to the San Franciscans to launch a long hard projectile through the Golden Gate"
Wubb - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 13:14:21 (CST)
"Why you should give your full & undivided attention to the pre-departure flight attendant demonstrations"
Flight attendant - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 23:56:03 (CST)
"Why travellers returning from Hawaii shouldn't be allowed to bring home pineapples & coconuts."
AloooooooooooHA - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 23:52:21 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Lockheed prepares to test the integrity of it's air tight cabins."
Cross your fingers - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 23:46:27 (CST)
"This is why they don't show movies like the Poseidon Adventure during the flight."
Red Button - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 23:45:27 (CST)
"And all of the sudden joining the ''40 Foot Club'' didn't seem like good of an idea "
madmanstuie - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 17:49:23 (CST)
"Captain Biff took the name 'Golden Gate' a little too literally."
Dave C. - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 13:09:41 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "No longer allowed to captain ships at sea, Hazelwood became the only other kind of captain he knew of."
Dave C. - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 13:07:45 (CST)
"Oh, no, Toto. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
Dorothy - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 02:01:56 (CST)
"This is what air travel would be like if my aunt Gladys was a pilot."
Favorite Niece - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 01:44:58 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Alah! I have missed!"
Michael Allen - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 01:32:47 (CST)
"Michael Jackson knew too late that he wasnt on the plane to Neverland"
tony roberts - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 18:18:37 (CST)
"You know now that Arnold is Governor California has become more like Hollywood"
FromHell - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 18:16:44 (CST)
"Sorry Billy, you ran out of frequent flier miles"
- Monday, October 06, 2003 at 18:01:48 (CST)
"And The man in the yellow hat told Curious George ''You really outdone yourself this time"
FromHell - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 17:59:11 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "It's 7 years bad luck if you fly under a bridge"
FromHell - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 17:53:41 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award "This picture represents life when we come to a cross roads........should we take the easy way out and go under the trouble or face our fears and go over it?"
John Maisey - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 16:29:44 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Next stop, Atlantis."
NOV - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 03:52:04 (CST)
"THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE WING!!! (For Gods' sake, someone has to have seen 'Twilight Zone: The Movie')"
NOV - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 03:46:24 (CST)
"I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque."
NOV - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 03:40:57 (CST)
"The person who holds on to the tail of the plane the longest before falling off, will truly show that 'fear is definitely not a factor for you'."
NOV - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 03:28:38 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "In the unlikely event of a water landing...."
Unlikely ??? - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 03:01:37 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award "This also hapens when you let helicopter pilots fly big jets! there all reckless cowboys!"
aeroman - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 02:58:54 (CST)
"This only happens when pilots get bored. Pilots get bored when the hostess looks like a dogs rear end! which is why hosties are almost always atractive"
aeroman - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 02:57:36 (CST)
"Today on Fear Factor you will jump from the wing of that aircraft onto the boat going along next to it at 40mph."
Oh man - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 02:56:43 (CST)
"United 157, this is the tower. Your approach is a bit low & off course. Please increase your altitude. Be advised there's a barge ahead just off your left wing."
Yikes ! - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 02:50:47 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "The passengers cheered as Capt. Ron swooped down to give them a better view of the jumper from the bridge."
Yeah - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 02:48:40 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "GILLIGAN!!!"
NOV - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 02:48:02 (CST)
"I bet ya i can do a loop aroud this bridge!"
aeroman - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 02:48:01 (CST)
"It was a nice peacefull day buzzing people, cars, and boats... untill the left engine ingested a small motor boat.."
aeroman - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 02:46:59 (CST)
"In an effort to increase sales, UAL now offers up-close-and-personal tours of whales breaching. See that splash? You just missed the whole pod."
Get the camera, Betty - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 02:46:39 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "You were right, it is a bit choppy today, captain."
aeroman - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 02:44:34 (CST)
"Oh yeah?? Now do a loop-the-loop'', unimpressed passengers started yelling from the cabin."
conquest - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 00:56:50 (CST)
"To avoid stiff airport fees, United trials take-offs & landings from an aircraft carrier (which is conveniently just outside the border of this photo)."
At least I tried - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 00:45:47 (CST)
"Yet another example of why practical jokers should not become pilots."
No s#$% - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 00:43:57 (CST)
"It's was far too late when Lockheed realized there were flaws in its new auto pilot mechanism."
Lawyer - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 00:41:46 (CST)
"Dammit Henry, you've got the map upside down again."
Oops - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 00:40:37 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "United joins the search for Laci."
sorry - Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 23:58:21 (CST)
"Let's Roll"
In Memorium - Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 23:57:32 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "It's 'SKIES' you freakin' moron, fly the friendly 'SKIES.'"
Angry Co-Pilot - Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 23:55:54 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "The captain has turned on the seatbelt sign as we are expecting some slight turbulence. Please return to your seats."
Fairy Gerry Pursor - Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 23:52:45 (CST)
"WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Timmy's Last Words - Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 23:52:02 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Oh God, not ANOTHER 'SPEED' movie."
NOV - Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 22:42:18 (CST)
"Osama should've known better than to enlist a stunt pilot to destroy his next Western target."
NOV - Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 22:40:40 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Pilot Bob won the contest to see how many passengers he could make pee their pants."
Robot Crambo - Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 21:50:20 (CST)


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