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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #49 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"He said he was desperate for a little tail, but I didn't think he was that serious!"
NOV - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 03:39:51 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "A review of Stupidstuff.org's staff photos reveals a rather frightening & uncanny resemblence between Margo & the Squirrel."
Hmm - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 02:31:22 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Bubba practices his James Cagney lines on the squirrel: 'You dirty rat'."
ho hum - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 02:25:15 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Jerry Springer candidates"
yup - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 01:45:39 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Treated and Released."
Clark - Saturday, November 01, 2003 at 17:21:14 (CST)
"This is not a axe to pick a flower, Just for Fun Have a nice day Squirrel"
Prabhurajan_ India - Saturday, November 01, 2003 at 14:49:57 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "The squirrel taunted Bubba about having more teeth than him for the very last time."
See ya sammie - Saturday, November 01, 2003 at 04:37:37 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Faced with the humiliation that would surely arise from losing a staring contest to a squirrel, Bubba implements Plan B."
Another Redneck Sat. Night - Saturday, November 01, 2003 at 04:25:34 (CST)
"Squirrel: I swear, if my agent books me for another 'Jackass' gig I'm gonna fire his ass!"
Sammie - Saturday, November 01, 2003 at 04:19:09 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "A clip from squirrel snuff films."
Hmm - Saturday, November 01, 2003 at 04:09:41 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award  "Squirrel: You better make that first shot count cause I know you're commando under that jump suit & I'll be on your nuts before you can say 'WTF?' !!!"
kolohe - Saturday, November 01, 2003 at 04:05:56 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Is this what they mean when they say 'shotgun wedding'?"
Hmm - Saturday, November 01, 2003 at 04:00:16 (CST)
"don't try to hurt me dude!"
Chuvy - Friday, October 31, 2003 at 18:44:07 (CST)
"Nuts? Nuts? I'll Show nuts!!!!"
- Friday, October 31, 2003 at 18:39:10 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award  "steve irwin going through a midlife crisis"
tony - Friday, October 31, 2003 at 18:33:22 (CST)
"In a natural reaction to danger, Chester the squirrel automatically covers his nuts"
marc - Friday, October 31, 2003 at 18:31:07 (CST)
The Copy Cat Award  "Bob, explaining to Rocky how to play REDNECK ROULETTE"
Suzzer_F - Friday, October 31, 2003 at 08:14:07 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Squirrel: Ok, for the last time...turkeys are way bigger than me, they make a 'gobble, gobble, gobble' sound and they have beaks with a red dangling thing hanging from it. Got it?"
Sammie - Friday, October 31, 2003 at 04:24:13 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "I told you not to deal on my turf! Let that be a lesson to the rest of you!...Marijuana - it's more harmful than we all thought. "
Public Announcement - Thursday, October 30, 2003 at 20:37:31 (CST)
"Squirrel: I'm sorry, man. I can't help it that my organ's bigger than yours. How was I to know those spam ads for penis enlargement would really work?"
Ms. Mensa - Thursday, October 30, 2003 at 18:08:51 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Squirrel: Oh, great. I can just see the headlines now...'Sammie taken out by city refuge worker flunky.' I'll be the laughing stock of the whole group."
Ms. Mensa - Thursday, October 30, 2003 at 18:05:47 (CST)
"DINNERTIME!"
Mikki - Thursday, October 30, 2003 at 18:03:07 (CST)
"Squirrel: Check out my hands buddy. I'm spanking the monkey here. Could you back off & give me some freakin' space?"
MsBehaves - Thursday, October 30, 2003 at 18:01:33 (CST)
"Squirrel: Look you freakin' redneck moron, do you see any pockets? Ah, NO!!! I'm a squirrel, I have no money or jewelry. Go mug somebody else."
Ms. Mensa - Thursday, October 30, 2003 at 17:57:44 (CST)
"Squirrel: I bet if I close my eyes this moron will think I'm already dead."
Ms. Mensa - Thursday, October 30, 2003 at 17:54:58 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Squirrel: WHOA, have mercy, back up!!! Forget the gun...your breath alone is enough to kill me."
Ms. Mensa - Thursday, October 30, 2003 at 17:51:44 (CST)
"Did you just say 'Show me your nuts'?"
Bud Smoker - Thursday, October 30, 2003 at 00:58:01 (CST)
"And you can wipe that smile off your face while you're at it too!"
NOV - Wednesday, October 29, 2003 at 17:43:27 (CST)
"Hand over the damn nuts now before I go postal on your ass!"
NOV - Wednesday, October 29, 2003 at 17:41:29 (CST)
"squirrl:Oh wow, very intimidating, a bee-bee gun thats not loaded and be careful,if you push like that for too long you're gonna crap yourself man! May i sugjest Pepto Bismol?"
a person - Wednesday, October 29, 2003 at 16:46:41 (CST)
"Mistake #4: Incurring the vengeful wrath from Morocco Mole."
Bud Smoker - Wednesday, October 29, 2003 at 01:54:15 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Mistake #1: The backwards baseball cap. Mistake #2: Acting tough when he's not. Mistake #3: Pulling a gun on Secret Squirrel."
NOV - Wednesday, October 29, 2003 at 01:48:17 (CST)
"Grrrrr!Mean Face! Grrrrr!"
Watch Out - Wednesday, October 29, 2003 at 00:29:25 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Even a blind redneck finds a squirrel every now and then."
Wise One - Wednesday, October 29, 2003 at 00:28:46 (CST)
"Fairly soon the street sign post up this squirrels ass became the least of his problems"
- Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 21:06:23 (CST)
"When you can't afford a car to make roadkill for dinner, just shoot it"
Tyler - Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 16:37:05 (CST)
"How many times have I told you not to mess with my head!!!!!"
mary - Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 12:53:12 (CST)
"Squirrel: Trust me, I know Bullwinkle, and you're no Bullwinkle."
Bubba's a moron - Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 04:16:24 (CST)
"Bubba: 'OK you stupid squirrel, this is how redneck Russian roulette works. First I shoot myself in the head with this automatic weapon & then I....hey wait just a damn minute, something's wrong here... Nah, I'm right, I shoot me first then you."
bubba - Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 04:13:57 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Which one of these two do you suppose has the higher IQ?"
Ms. Mensa - Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 04:09:47 (CST)
"Typical dumb white guy, the safety is on"
aeroman - Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 03:10:54 (CST)
"The ninja squirrel thinks, this guy has 2 seconds to live!"
aeroman - Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 03:02:35 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "I know what you're thinking, did he fire six shots, or only five?"
NOV - Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 03:00:30 (CST)
"O great, another white trash gas pump atendant with a water pistol! I'm a SQUIRREL, you want to look tuff, go find a 6'6 black guy "
aeroman - Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 02:58:32 (CST)
"You better point that thing someplace else boy! I'm related to the gopher mercinarys form a few months ago!"
aeroman - Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 02:56:24 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award  "Everybody says I'm nuts in the head, man! So eat my brain or I'll kill ya!"
Dave C. - Monday, October 27, 2003 at 21:59:51 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "The Trailer Trash Gourmet, with Billy Bob Tuckerman"
Hank - Monday, October 27, 2003 at 19:40:01 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Next on Fox, When Red Necks Attack!"
Varment Ketcher - Monday, October 27, 2003 at 19:37:55 (CST)
"This is for those damn Geico commercials, I'll teach you for laughin do...you think its funny now?...yea thats wat i thought"
candyeyes - Monday, October 27, 2003 at 18:49:58 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Bubba gives Sammie the Squirrel one final warning about sleeping with his girlfriend."
Rednecks Rule - Monday, October 27, 2003 at 16:04:39 (CST)
"The size of a man's gun is inversely related to the size of his organ. You do the math."
Ms. Mensa - Monday, October 27, 2003 at 15:59:29 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "So, Bubba, how are the anger managment classes working out for you?"
bubba's a moron - Monday, October 27, 2003 at 15:58:14 (CST)
"Squirrel: So here I was, resting comfortably & this yahoo comes up & shoves a gun in my face. In about 2 seconds I'm gonna surprise the s*** out of him & attach myself to his face. What to you think of that big guy?"
Ms Mensa - Monday, October 27, 2003 at 15:55:19 (CST)
"You dented my new truck! You will pay with your life!"
Klutch - Monday, October 27, 2003 at 14:30:23 (CST)
"First I'm gonna shoot you, then I'm gonna shoot myself. Got that?"
moron - Monday, October 27, 2003 at 10:54:32 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "This little incident completely blew Larry's chances of joining PETA...."
Larry's Mom - Monday, October 27, 2003 at 08:04:00 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me?"
Tough Guy - Monday, October 27, 2003 at 08:03:04 (CST)


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