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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #50 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

The What the $#&! Award "It could be worse. He could be a very hairy fairy named Gerry."
Hehehe - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 19:37:29 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Billy was afraid to go to sleep with his tooth under the pillow are his mother described the tooth fairy."
No kid, it's not like that - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 19:35:22 (CST)
"That's the scariest sugar plum fairy I've EVER seen."
Yikes !!! - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 16:30:24 (CST)
"When I said I wished they would do a re-make of Barbarella, this wasn't quite what I had in mind"
Ain't Miss Behavin' - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 14:12:35 (CST)
"It looks like Red Bull gives you more than just wings."
NOV - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 03:48:48 (CST)
The Lamer Award  "is that a man? or is the jury still out?"
aeroman - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 03:46:37 (CST)
"A sequel to Junior, what was Arnie thinking?"
NOV - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 03:30:02 (CST)
"Well whaddaya know, Lord Of The Rings."
Bud Smoker - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 03:28:40 (CST)
"Playgirl unveils it's new calendar with Mr. January"
u knew it was a gay mag anyway - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 02:12:52 (CST)
"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
Dorothy - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 01:26:32 (CST)
"Note to self: Never visit 'The Blue Oyster' ever again!"
NOV - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 01:03:28 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Boyfriend, those boots are to die for."
Can I have em? - Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 04:11:50 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Mattel designers were certain they had FINALLY come up with a politically correct, gender neutral, right for all ages, new super hero concept for 2004: SHEMALE."
Hmm - Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 04:10:08 (CST)
"Another Saturday night at the Bird Cage."
Robin Williams - Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 04:03:26 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Damn you Professor X!!! What do you mean I don't have what it takes to be an X-man?!!"
- Friday, November 07, 2003 at 14:55:31 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Tonight on 20/20: Women body builders & steroids. Does it decrease their femininity & sexiness?"
Ya Think? - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 13:40:04 (CST)
"Butterfly Man: Oh, man, I can't remember a thing from last night and...WTF am I doing on this pedestal dressed like this signing 'We are family, I got all my sisters & me' ???"
Uh Oh - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 13:33:31 (CST)
"Sexy!...kinda"
- Friday, November 07, 2003 at 09:55:14 (CST)
"I, butterfly king, will lead the butterflies, to take over the world MUHAHAHA!"
mystical chick - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 07:21:17 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "I never realized how cold this place could get until I noticed that my nipples could cut glass"
Varkoth - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 21:15:01 (CST)
The Copy Cat Award  "Man it feels good to be madonna"
ben a - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 16:40:41 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award "MEMORIES LA DA DA DA MEMOIES! "
travis Whiteman - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 14:35:01 (CST)
"Man, these manequeins are getting more life-like every day (even tho I can't spell manequeins)"
Poor spelling guy - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 05:07:47 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me."
Aretha wannabe - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 04:12:08 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "I feel good....I knew that I would....I feel good...I knew that I would...so good..."
James Brown - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 04:10:47 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Cheech needs to stop being childish and stick to the pic."
NOV - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 22:50:07 (CST)
"NOOO!!! Please don't close bannana republic!!! PLEASE!"
Andrew - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 22:06:26 (CST)
The Ass Clown Award  The Golden Idiot Award  "NOV is a assclown!!!"
Cheech - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 10:47:21 (CST)
"You should've taken the blue pill!"
NOV - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 05:03:06 (CST)
"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. Remember that all I am offering is the truth..."
NOV - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 05:01:50 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "This is your last chance. After this, there is no going back. You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe."
NOV - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 04:58:53 (CST)
"Look out!!! Neptune is trying to finger Uranus!"
NOV - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 04:43:12 (CST)
"Tanning salon: $50; hair cut: $10; getting drunk with the guys: $40; not remembering your buddies took you to a gay bar & then put pictures of your escapades on the internet: PRICELESS!"
yeah it is - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 04:37:42 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "After half a beer, Associate Editor Mike performs at the Stupidstuff.org annual company picnic."
He's a cheap date - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 04:32:54 (CST)
"His mama must be so proud."
I doubt it - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 03:49:36 (CST)
"I'm a coconut girl in a high fashion world."
You go girl - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 03:47:05 (CST)
"The Big Merman"
God Awful - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 00:56:52 (CST)
"A Gay Pride parade float in Atlantis"
Hummer - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 20:02:01 (CST)
"At least he's got game. He held up his end of the bargain of the truth or dare game."
Good Boy - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 16:48:02 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Steve couldn't quite figure out why the custody battle was not going his way since he's gainfully employeed. Any clues?"
Hehehehe - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 16:46:45 (CST)
"Please do not be put off of the fact that i ran out of fake tan by the time i reached the top parts of my thighs, i am still a serious actor!!!!"
patricia - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 13:28:11 (CST)
The Lamer Award  "hi my names george bush"
alisha - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 12:57:02 (CST)
"Little Billy's dad went all out for his son's career day at school"
major major - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 11:04:34 (CST)
"i am really a woman said the he she"
bob - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 09:38:44 (CST)
"Either that, or Lourdes has more of her fathers genes."
NOV - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 04:31:28 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "$10 says it's a thong in the back."
Any takers? - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 04:15:32 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Dude, what were you thinking? That cane so doesn't go with that outfit. And the bra? So last year."
Fashion Police - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 04:12:34 (CST)
"GQ cover rejects."
I wonder why - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 04:09:03 (CST)
"Dr. Strange was quite surprised when he saw what became of his steroid injected cocoons."
Oops - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 04:05:10 (CST)
"It looks like Rocco had more of his mothers genes."
NOV - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 03:58:24 (CST)
"Madonna, eat your heart out!"
Sarah - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 01:46:00 (CST)
"Eat this Lil Mermaid!"
Klutch - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 01:36:28 (CST)
"who better not to take Roy's place than this flamer?!?!?!?!"
siegfried - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 00:29:30 (CST)
"yes, it is The Rocks Wife...The Scorpian Queen"
david B - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 00:25:50 (CST)
"man...that looks like howie long!!!!"
david B - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 00:24:49 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award "WTF!?!?!?! i thought this was a kids site... im all confused now... "
- Monday, November 03, 2003 at 20:47:23 (CST)
"brrrr! is it cold in here?"
m-dawg mcshizzle - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 15:34:23 (CST)
"In a poor attempt to add culture to pro wrestling, Vince McMahon tries to add a Jesus Christ Superstar twist"
comicus - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 15:21:16 (CST)
"Man, when they come out of the closet, THEY COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!"
Oh My - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 12:48:28 (CST)
"Now, never before seen footage from Rocky 3"
- Monday, November 03, 2003 at 12:37:19 (CST)
"I'd like to thank Madonna for lending me this outfit, my dad..."
Bent - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 10:47:49 (CST)
"His wife was going to figure out one way or another"
Nikko - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 10:29:10 (CST)
"now, this is why you never get drunk at night kids, just think what bob will say when he wakes up in a madona-inspired suit and in the middle of chicaco!"
some1 - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 09:47:59 (CST)
"Man; This is for you stupidstuff.org!"
aperson - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 09:45:48 (CST)
"JCPenney's new fall fashion"
Caleb - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 08:57:11 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "He-Man decides to explore exciting new avenues..."
conquest - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 08:04:32 (CST)
"A sneak preview of the next Batman movie... And you thought the last one sucked!"
NOV - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 04:35:47 (CST)
"Further proof that Aquaman is gay."
NOV - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 04:28:32 (CST)
"Sadly, the 5th member of the Village People fell to his death off this pedestal shoftly after singing 'Y-M-C-A'."
Poor shemale - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 02:49:32 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award "Who let the dogs out?"
Hmm - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 02:23:19 (CST)
"I guess it was only a matter of time before Guy Ritchie starred in a Madonna directed movie."
Bud Smoker - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 02:17:59 (CST)
"Who's your daddy?!"
NOV - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 01:47:53 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "This is what happens when Extreme Makeover joins forces with Bloopers & Practical Jokes"
Hahaha - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 01:35:42 (CST)
"I have 3 words for you: quick tanning lotion"
Yeah, that looks natural - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 01:34:09 (CST)
"A young Rock Hudson lets loose with his rendition of: 'Im' so excited & I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control & I just can't fight it'."
Doris Day - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 01:32:36 (CST)
"American Idol tryouts, San Francisco"
Ms. Mensa - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 01:29:21 (CST)
"Oh great, another hot guy that's gay."
Dang - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 01:23:31 (CST)
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty...so pretty and witty and gay...."
Ms. Mensa - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 01:18:23 (CST)
"Miss Atlantis never stood a chance at any of the beauty pageants she entered. Now you see why."
NOV - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 00:05:34 (CST)
"This is the day Richard Gere came out of the closet during his final Chicago performance."
NOV - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 00:01:22 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "FOR GODS SAKE! Why cant I Quantum Leap into someone normal for a change!"
NOV - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 23:08:15 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "wait a minute, there is something seriusly not right about this picture, but i can't quite put my finger on it.. do any of YOU kids know what it is?"
ECSTACY RAVER - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 20:47:00 (CST)
"Surprisingly, the weirdest thing about Bob was that his bra fit him exactly."
Dave C. - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 19:28:40 (CST)
"After yet another sales slump, the Bugle snack foods company decides to go after the gay demographic as potential customers by developing Bugle Man."
Damn marketing morons - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 18:21:31 (CST)
"Canada's first male bride unveils his Vera Wang wedding dress."
She was so proud - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 18:15:23 (CST)
"Ho hum, another San Francisco halloween parade"
Ho hum - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 18:14:12 (CST)
"Hubba hubba !!!"
Roy - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 17:27:48 (CST)
"Leave it to the gays to raise the bar on the tinkerbell costume."
Chix Rule - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 17:25:58 (CST)
"After Roy's unfortunate accident, Siegfried explored other avenues of employment."
Chix Rule - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 17:24:36 (CST)
"Arnold was mortified when photos from his early days surfaced during the election."
I leaked em - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 17:22:42 (CST)
"Hey these metal shorts really make my package itch"
beautiful girl - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 17:07:32 (CST)
"I hope nobody notices my tan lines..."
Weaselboy - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 16:00:15 (CST)
"Oh great, my boxers are sticking out....I must look like an idiot now..."
Quahog - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 12:29:51 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Bill's 'Dream Job' was NOT the same as yours or mine....."
Bill's Wife - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 09:21:38 (CST)
"The House Majority Leader spoke out forcefully against George Bush....."
Howard Dean - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 09:20:43 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Geez! Not ANOTHER 6-foot white guy with missile-nosecones for boobs, wearing a silver-sequin diaper and singing at the top of his lungs..."
Deja Vu - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 09:19:45 (CST)
"After the show, not thinking, Frank hugged his wife too hard and killed her."
Adam Smasher - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 09:18:13 (CST)
"Just another Madanno wanna-be........."
Madonna Hater - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 09:16:05 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "...and so Bob was able to prove very easily that he qualified for a refund on his failed therapy sessions..."
NutBall - Sunday, November 02, 2003 at 09:15:30 (CST)


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