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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #53 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to go fly fishing."
NOV - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 22:17:27 (CST)
The Ass Clown Award  "...and my ability to type *thing (thinking?)"
assclown - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 15:49:49 (CST)
"This pic has been up for a whole week & the only thinking sinking is people's ability to come up with a clever caption."
Hahahaha - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 15:48:00 (CST)
"I asked for 'helicopter' soup, but all they had was 'plane'."
Bud Smoker - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 03:32:50 (CST)
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
Bud Smoker - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 03:30:28 (CST)
"Excuse me, but your 'fly' is down."
NOV - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 03:28:42 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "The disciples voted 12 - 1 that Jesus should be the one that had to go walk for help."
NOV - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 22:14:34 (CST)
"Hmmm, SCAREbus maybe..."
NOV - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 22:09:12 (CST)
"Good vs Bad: Good... We all survived. Bad... The captain is handing out oars."
NOV - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 21:59:48 (CST)
"Thats why you arent allowed to play your GameBoy while the plane is flying "
******* ***** - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 21:49:08 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Somebody Get Rosie O'Donnell off the plane!!!"
Luke Blackford - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 01:20:32 (CST)
"Who's the U-boat commander?"
unique - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 00:49:02 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Who let Stevie Wonder fly the plane????????"
unique - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 00:48:06 (CST)
"WOW!! a sneeze CAN be powerful"
unique - Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 00:46:57 (CST)
"Flying the McGuire twins to the UAE wasn't such a good idea. "
Nt - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 21:23:38 (CST)
"Sorry guys, but someone placed a banana sticker over the low-fuel light. Ok we gotta start puhing - this plane is going to Tijuana by itself. "
Nt - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 21:12:05 (CST)
"How else could they have upgraded a submarine?"
cinderella - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 17:59:53 (CST)
"I hate when that happens"
Me too - Friday, November 28, 2003 at 12:52:43 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Speed 3 was a flop on a number of levels."
Hmm - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 23:00:10 (CST)
"Trans Arabian, where the tourist industry is on solid ground"
TC - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 22:39:16 (CST)
"Not an actor: I wasn't sure which one to travel with, a boat or an airplane. so i chose trans arabian flights which provide the sceneric pleasure of cuises and speed of an aircraft. "
Nt - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 16:53:17 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Pilot: I knew it was a mistake to agree to transport all these Americans the day after their Thanksgiving holiday."
We ate too much - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 05:39:05 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Moronic passenger in tail section: This is really weird. The sky is so blue, yet it appears to be raining quite heavily."
Ya think? - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 05:37:56 (CST)
"Passenger: I don't know what it is exactly, but I've got this sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach."
Look out the window moron - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 05:36:51 (CST)
"Few people know that in the orginal script, the Titanic was actually an aircraft."
Now you know - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 05:34:40 (CST)
"The Bernuda Triangle scoops yet another aircraft."
So that's where they are - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 05:33:38 (CST)
"Next on Fear Factor: contestants will endure a plane crash at sea, then have to swim 20 miles to shore while towing raw meat on a line 6' behind them. Those who survive will move onto the next round."
This game's getting harder - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 05:32:11 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award "Who the hell keeps hiring Captain bloody Stubbing?!?!"
NOV - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 02:34:04 (CST)
"This is what happens when you dont register the software on the flight computer"
aeroman - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 02:15:21 (CST)
"I love pleasure spiked with pain, music is my..."
Bud Smoker - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 02:08:34 (CST)
"If that's the 'Sweet Chariot', I hope Johnny rode the boat ashore."
Bud Smoker - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 01:58:23 (CST)
"Should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque."
NOV - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 01:54:21 (CST)
"There's nothing to worry about, that's just a carp swimming past your legs."
NOV - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 01:46:30 (CST)
"Nemo about to go on holiday"
aeroman - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 01:43:33 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "At least this saves the stewardess from handing out the wet towel wipes."
NOV - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 01:40:42 (CST)
"Good vs Bad: Good... Surviving an air disaster. Bad... Finding out you were seated next to the Argentine rugby team."
NOV - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 01:23:29 (CST)
"Next on FOX, Survivor: Middle of the ocean."
Bud Smoker - Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 01:18:35 (CST)
"Why hasnt anyone pointed out the brown colour of the water arond the tail?"
aeroman - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 23:45:56 (CST)
"Next on ESPN, Billy Bob goes fishing... terrorist style.."
aeroman - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 23:44:29 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "The Irish entry to the Americas Cup Yatch race turned a few heads..."
aeroman - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 23:42:52 (CST)
"Ohhh bugger, I missed the towers, the pentagon, AND the oil tanker, Osama will have my a*s!"
aeroman - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 23:41:19 (CST)
"SPLISH SPLASH I WAS TAKIN A BATH, DADADA!!"
TC - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 22:12:00 (CST)
"Well, honey, you've always wanted to go deep sea diving...."
your mother - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 18:07:37 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "The stupidstuff.org staff were having second thoughts about their decision to allow Kelly to pilot the company's private aircraft."
Too late now folks - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 14:03:09 (CST)
"After a less than stellar water landing, the captain flew open the ****pit door & proclaimed: 'I'm king of the world.'"
I thought that was Leo - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 14:01:34 (CST)
"Frequent Flyer Freddie snapped when he heard, yet again, that the menu selections were 'pasta or chicken,' rushed the cockpit & took out the pilot. Too bad he knew nothing about how to fly a plane."
Dumb Freddy - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:59:37 (CST)
"Terrorist Abdul Gljdevu realized too late that he had been sick on the day they taught How To Fly A Plane."
He should've made up that clas - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:57:55 (CST)
"Captain: I can't believe it. We have the most oil in the entire world & those dumb ground people can't even fill me up with enough fuel to get me to America."
DOH - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 13:46:33 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Tatoo uttered his famous words for the very last time: 'da plane, da plane'"
poor tatoo - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 03:39:46 (CST)
"Damn fuel gauges never read right!"
aeroman - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 03:33:22 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "This is your Captain speaking, we have had to make a brief stop off in the middle of the ocean to let off all Al Queda terrorists. Could all the terrorists please move to the front of the plane and exit through the front hatch now!"
aeroman - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 03:32:26 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Flight 88 to Weight Watchers, now docking..."
Bud Smoker - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 02:34:16 (CST)
The Gratuitous Mention of Britney Award  "Oops, I did it again."
NOV - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 02:26:27 (CST)
"Who the hell keeps hiring Captain bloody Nemo?!?!"
NOV - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 02:22:31 (CST)
"... Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream."
NOV - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 02:18:45 (CST)
"I'm looking for complications. Looking cos I'm tired of trying. Make my way back home. When I learn to fly."
Bud Smoker - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 00:32:09 (CST)
"Ok, everybody who wanted to ski......"
Daily Enema - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 22:23:28 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Ooo, the clouds sure are thick today!"
more-ron - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 22:21:26 (CST)
"John Travolta's flying without the auto pilot on. "
NT - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 21:06:39 (CST)
"Santa's first attempt at alternate aircraft just didn't quite measure up."
What, no presents? - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 13:36:00 (CST)
"Pirates: THIS SHIP BE OURS NOW! AVAST YE!"
Beerboy - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 11:16:26 (CST)
"Dammit! I knew I should've booked a seat in a exit row."
Too late now buster - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 04:02:22 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Pilot to Tower: 'I thought you said this was an amphibious craft.' Tower: 'No, you moron, I said it used to be Ann Phibian's craft.'"
Lost in translation - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 04:01:08 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "For the first time ever, an airline company goes bankrupt in mid flight."
Shouldn't it be belly up? - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 03:56:56 (CST)
"Captain Bob decided to test the 'seat cushion as a floatation device' theory."
Dave C. - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 03:17:40 (CST)
"I have, I'm... Drowning deep in my sea of loathing."
NOV - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 02:52:00 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Now if i can get the engines to re-start, I'll have a jet boat!"
aeroman - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 02:28:58 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "And the in-flight movies were 'Splash', and 'The Beach'."
NOV - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 23:28:31 (CST)
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Dying time's here!"
NOV - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 23:22:16 (CST)
"Ladies and Gentleman, you are now witnessing the rarely seen Trans American whale"
ben a - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 16:58:47 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Captain: Am I required to go down with the plane or does that only apply to ship captains?"
chicken - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 15:24:36 (CST)
"Passenger on cell phone: Honey, I don't think I'm gonna make it home in time for Timmy's Christmas play tonight"
Or ever - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 15:21:04 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "This is not gonna look good on my resume."
Dang - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 15:19:28 (CST)
"Fortunately, the other terrorist plane headed for New York ended up in the Hudson River."
Whew - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 15:16:47 (CST)
"Damn, I should've been paying attention to the pre-flight safety briefing instead of looking at porn sites on my lap top."
See what happens - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 15:14:33 (CST)
"Hey! I didn't get my meal!!!!"
Hairycheeks - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 13:35:02 (CST)
"9.8, 10.0, 9.7, 9.9, 9.8, 10.0"
Hairycheeks - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 13:30:49 (CST)
"It's okay folks we are just going for a swim!!"
White Tiger - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 13:21:29 (CST)
"Tower, I think those coordinates came up SHORT"
oh well - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 10:22:21 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "I guess it's all plane sailing from here on in."
NOV - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 04:40:48 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Well, I couldn't decide whether to travel by plane or by ship. Problem solved."
NOV - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 04:36:45 (CST)
"See.... your not that safe in the tail, your the first to drown!"
aeroman - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 04:30:15 (CST)
"Well as far as ditching goes, this was a very good one, but as far as a landing goes, he missed the runway by 2 miles!!!"
aeroman - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 04:29:08 (CST)
"Note to self: Check the fuel BEFORE take-off."
NOV - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 04:25:49 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "hey NOV, this time there IS somthing on the wing, check it out"
aeroman - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 04:25:36 (CST)
"Ohhhhh he meant INTO the TOWERS..."
aeroman - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 04:24:49 (CST)
"I would like to than the people that put these pictures up for having chosen so many aircraft pics lately, I realy apreicate it, being a pilot n all.. cheeres guy and or galls"
aeroman - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 04:11:16 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Ohhhhhhhh man, I forgot his isnt a sea plane, damn!"
aeroman - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 04:09:21 (CST)
"This is what happens when the Captain of a Submarine takes the helm of a 747."
Klutch - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 23:45:06 (CST)
"Oh, man, I really screwed up this time. First time the Exxon Valdez, now this. No one will ever hire me again."
DOH - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 23:32:38 (CST)
"This is your Captain speaking, I trust you all brought your sea legs with you..."
conquest - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 22:51:29 (CST)
"Ok, we'll start with rows A&B, then C&D, then E&F. Rows A&B altogether now.....row, row, row your plane."
hahahaha - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 21:45:35 (CST)
"Welcome aboard Trans Arabian Airlines, formerly known as JFK, Jr. Airlines."
Oh No - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 21:43:54 (CST)
"Welcome aboard flight 666 to Atlantis"
Uh Oh - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 21:41:53 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "At Trans Arabian, our motto is fly the friendly seas."
Or was that skies? - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 21:40:09 (CST)
"Oh, man, the first sign of trouble & the pilot is out his cabin door."
What a jerk - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 21:32:20 (CST)
"Houston, We have a problem."
Ya think? - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 21:30:59 (CST)
"This is why you never land a 747 on an aircraft carrier"
Canadian0301 - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 21:30:38 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "In the unlikely event of a water landing...."
Yeah Right - Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 21:29:52 (CST)


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