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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #54 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"Suddenly Celia got the sinking feeling that maybe this wasn't the best place to stage the family reunion."
- Sunday, December 07, 2003 at 16:16:23 (CST)
"YEAR 2029: we have destroyed all dry land and are left to survival using salvaged pieces of plastic taht just happen to float by"
ECSTACY RAVER - Sunday, December 07, 2003 at 12:49:05 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "I am finding NEMO to be delicious, and FLIPPER is scrumptious!!"
unique - Sunday, December 07, 2003 at 04:40:02 (CST)
"Costner said 'Come to my pool party', he didn't say to bring a swimsuit!"
NOV - Sunday, December 07, 2003 at 03:14:29 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "When the invitation said 'Pool party', I was expecting something else."
NOV - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 18:26:14 (CST)
The Copy Cat Award  "New Survivor site: Atlantis, middle of the sea"
- Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 14:01:24 (CST)
"The hostess was beginning to have second thoughts about whether drinking alcohol in the hot sun while eating a heavy meal & sitting in wavy water was a very good combo."
Too late now baby - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 13:57:49 (CST)
"ok guys we gotta dine & dash. throw sand in the waiter's eyes and swin off into the ocean. "
bob - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 09:42:37 (CST)
"for that matter, wheres the kitchen?"
aeroman - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 03:35:46 (CST)
"Ok yeh nice reasturant concept, nice setting, i guess its got nice food too, but where the **** is the bar damit!? under the water you say??? the sand bar?"
aeroman - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 03:32:43 (CST)
"Sorry kids, no christmas this year. The catering company, which I bought $10,000 in stocks, is knee deep in water"
Varkoth - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 01:28:02 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Pirates on a Freshwater Picnic"
Varkoth - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 01:23:51 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Welcome to the first meeting of the National Bed-wetters Association."
Bud Smoker - Friday, December 05, 2003 at 20:44:27 (CST)
"nerds: finally! a place where our floods are accepted!"
m-dawg mcshizzle - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 21:25:39 (CST)
"hey? ya like see food? huh?get it see food? no im serious it just swam by your leg"
mcgurnkinizer - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 21:24:15 (CST)
"there is no bathroom, yet the water is pale blue...think about it!!!!"
unique - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 03:45:18 (CST)
The Lamer Award  "so...this is why Mom never taught me how to swim!"
unique - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 03:43:10 (CST)
"Excuse me, did you drop your Tootsie Roll off the table?... Oh, that's not a Tootsie Roll?"
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 20:26:09 (CST)
"finally fred could eat at a nice restaraunt and hide his hideous flipper-like feet"
fred - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 17:54:16 (CST)
"did u feel that? no? it..it kinda felt like rain"
m-dawg mcshizzle - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 17:52:20 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award "what's with all the freakin christmas songs?! "
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 17:51:01 (CST)
"and this is the restraunt al la sea, the sight of the last five hawaiian midget drownings"
- Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 17:49:39 (CST)
"hoping that no one's ankles would get to wet, rob prayed that his bladder problem would go unnoticed"
m-dawg mcshizzle - Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 17:47:53 (CST)
"Good vs Bad: Good... Blaming someone else for farting. Bad... Bubbles dont lie."
NOV - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 22:55:21 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "I heard the woman at the next table has crabs."
NOV - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 22:47:34 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "What happens when you take 'surf and turf' too literally."
Dave C. - Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 01:47:59 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Famous last words: Set up on the water line George, this tide's on the way out."
conquest - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 22:54:23 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Fred launches the first restaurant to require patrons to sign a injury liability waiver to enter."
Good idea Fred - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 14:41:46 (CST)
"Restaurant Discloser Sign: Anorexics enter at your own risk."
But why? - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 14:40:17 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Weather Forecasters had a good laugh at the expense of these tsunami watchers."
Tourists are so dumb - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 14:37:23 (CST)
"Warning: Please do not feed table scraps from your plate to the fish."
But why? - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 14:32:59 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Chick at last table talking to her buddy: This restaurant idea had to be devised by a man. My headlights have been on high beam ever since we first sat down in this cold water."
You know dat girlfriend - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 14:29:23 (CST)
"Man on left talking to his buddy: I'm worried about the shrinkage factor sitting in this cold water for so long."
I know, me too - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 14:26:18 (CST)
The ZERO IQ Award "Bob!! Did you piss in the water again?"
Hairycheeks - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 09:33:03 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Super Friends: Ok, This is the last time we let Aqauman choose the restaurant."
Hairycheeks - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 09:28:08 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award "Correction: Although it's been said, many times many ways...I know I'm gonna get laid tonight."
My error ruined it dammit - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 01:11:29 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award "Cont: I know I'm gonna get laid tonight."
Thank u, thank u very much - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 01:07:03 (CST)
"Tourists roasting on an open sea. Skip Jack nipping at their toes. Tiny nips floating without gravity. And men worrying about their little pee pees. Everybody knows some champagne and some ecstacy. Will help to make the spirits bright."
To be continued - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 01:06:08 (CST)
"Good vs Bad: Good... Returning a fallen sausage onto someones plate. Bad... Realising that they are only serving seafood here."
NOV - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 00:32:29 (CST)
"Contrary to popular belief, the Titantic didn't sink at sea. No, it ran aground on a super nice sand bar. See?"
I KNEW it - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:58:35 (CST)
The Lamer Award  "(insert Jaws theme song here)"
it's the best I could do - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:56:44 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "Dumb Tourist: What a cute name for an ocean restaurant...Shark Bait Cafe"
Uh Oh - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:55:36 (CST)
"Oh, man, if someone throws up we're in BIG trouble!"
Ewwwww - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:53:04 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "This gives a whole new meaning to the term 'sloshed'."
Hehehe - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:51:12 (CST)
"The insurance agent wasn't quite sure mixing tourists with alcohol & food, 100 yards from shore with a rising tide was such a good idea."
Ya think? - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:49:51 (CST)
"Shark waiter to shark: Today's special is fried tourist, lightly oiled in suntan lotion then dipped in beer batter & fried to a crisp golden brown."
Mmm Mmm good - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:41:30 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "The loan officer began to get the sinking feeling that the company he loaned money to for a restaurant wasn't going to be able to stay afloat."
out with the tide - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:38:51 (CST)
"After Bethany's unfortunate accident, shark hunters on Kauai, Hawaii, devise a plan to use unknowing tourists as shark bait."
Uh Oh - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:35:46 (CST)
"Waitress: I hate this friggin' job. How the hell do they expect me to walk fast & keep the customers happy?"
poor ting - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:34:30 (CST)
"Good vs Bad: Good... The passengers of the last pic were given a free meal for what happened. Bad... Their luck."
NOV - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:33:08 (CST)
"Survivor reunion show"
i wanna play - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:32:15 (CST)
"Do not be fooled. This is nothing more than an illusion, like a desert oasis."
darn - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:29:10 (CST)
"The caterer had not planned on such a high tide when setting up the tables & chairs."
he's fired - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:27:28 (CST)
"Whatever you do, don't order the moonfish!"
NOV - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:23:41 (CST)
"This is a nice restaurant, but why is the water yellow... And warm?"
NOV - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:21:19 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award  "Um, I hate to ask, but where's the toilet?"
Bud Smoker - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:17:29 (CST)
"Why, yes, it DOES feel a bit wetter than normal for this time of the year......"
Dood - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:02:32 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award  "The 3rd Annual ''Global Warming Is A Myth'' conference got off to a rather bad start...."
Dood - Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 23:01:24 (CST)


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