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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #59 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"Only after the perfect storm, damn them producers"
- Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 18:44:03 (CST)
"gilligan was here"
zack papaw oliver - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 17:28:56 (CST)
"man HOW muchIS THIS GONNA COST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ZACH oliver - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 17:26:23 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award "man it must be lame giving yourself a ticket"
zack papaw oliver - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 17:18:59 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Yet another parking ticket for a reckless Aqua-Man"
m-dawg - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 14:53:49 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "Everyone was disoriented after the hurricane....TONIGHT AT 11!"
SkyofStLuke - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 12:10:40 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "After that lady and the owner are finished with it, the boat will be full of seamen."
reznagore, lord of the dance - Sunday, January 11, 2004 at 19:39:43 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "The Fashion Police hard at work, discouraging color clashing evil-doers the world over."
Capt. Coordination - Sunday, January 11, 2004 at 19:11:28 (CST)
"ever since the cancellation of Baywatch, David Hasselhoff gets no respect."
[email protected] - Sunday, January 11, 2004 at 08:08:07 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "Mmmm... She reminds me of a parking ticket, cos she's got 'fine' written all over her."
NOV - Sunday, January 11, 2004 at 05:08:02 (CST)
"Tampa:California style!"
Bud Smoker - Sunday, January 11, 2004 at 04:25:15 (CST)
The Golden Idiot Award "And if i connect this dot to this dot, ive drawn this boat!"
connecting the dots - Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 22:50:55 (CST)
"Hmm? Nope no problem here. Hey is that car speeding?"
- Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 22:49:36 (CST)
The Copy Cat Award "pffff you won't be laughing when the icecaps melt and that whole town is washed the hell away by a massive tsunami..."
ECSTACY is 100%safe RAVER - Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 21:14:10 (CST)
"Speed Racer has been disqualified from today's race in Tashi city because his Mach 5 speed boat has been ticketed. DISHONOR!!!!"
reznagore, lord of the dance - Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 21:03:07 (CST)
"After all of the crap noah put up with last time, he downsized the ark.."
Tweak_ll - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 22:27:52 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "After counting all the lines on the parking meter, she started to realize the acid had kicked in..."
Tweak_ll - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 22:17:32 (CST)
"The policewoman was baffled- yes, it was a 'no car' zone but they didnt teach about boats in the Police Academy"
bungo - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 10:11:57 (CST)
The Copy Cat Award "Trying to combine portions of Speed 1 and 2 for Speed 3 was proving to be a logistical nightmare."
Ya think? - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 05:52:24 (CST)
The Lamer Award "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore"
Dorothy - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 05:51:21 (CST)
"I guess trying to come up with any rational explanation for this fine mess would be a waste of time, eh?"
Ya think? - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 05:50:08 (CST)
"This year's Darwin Award winners figured out too late that this wasn't the best getaway vehicle AND they got a ticket. This is not their day."
DOH - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 05:49:03 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "Cathy began to wonder if her co-workers were playing a trick on her since this was her first day on the job as a meter maid."
ya think? - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 05:47:36 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Night out with the boys $10. Beers $30. Waking up in a boat parked on a street being ticketed by a hottie & not knowing how the boat got there.....PRICELESS"
busted - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 05:46:10 (CST)
"Hey, cool boat nice legs, nice bike in the background, but dude, wheres the trailer??"
aeroman - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 03:05:52 (CST)
The Copy Cat Award "Parking Warden 76-6874G, Linda Wardroll, had one helluva job finding the windscreen wiper .. ."
BrigadierCheese - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 20:02:41 (CST)
"Robin finally convinced Batman to give him his own boat, only to find San Francisco's parking isn't as liberal as Gotham's."
J Mercier - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 19:53:43 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "This guy's getting a whale of a fine..."
Tolstoy - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 19:36:37 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "One more ticket and she earns her water wings."
Bud Smoker - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 03:35:43 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "She must be a Meter Mermaid."
NOV - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 03:21:36 (CST)
The Golden Idiot Award The What the $#&! Award "Cthulhu makes me cry, and so does this picture."
:-( - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 20:25:32 (CST)
The Lamer Award "I bet she's not really a cop."
Snot Killa - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 20:25:08 (CST)
"She must have had something slipped into her drink."
GHB - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 20:24:31 (CST)
"Hey everyone, look in the background, it's a car that looks just like this one! It's a conspiracy."
Mock Cobster - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 20:24:15 (CST)
The Lamer Award "Man! I feel like a woman."
- Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 20:23:37 (CST)
"OMG boats go on water dumbass."
Smud Boker - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 20:23:17 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "This picture gives new meaning to the phrase amphibious ASSault"
ECSTACY is 0% safe RAPER - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 20:22:54 (CST)
"When the funds dried up, the Beatles were forced to sell the Yellow Submarine, and instead traveled in a similarly painted economy boat with only one seat."
Agent Smith - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 15:00:35 (CST)
The Ass Clown Award The ZERO IQ Award "what is a boat doing on land!! thats so funny."
- Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 05:15:21 (CST)
"I have two words for you: global warming!"
Yikes!!! - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 13:38:55 (CST)
"This is why we need trees, people... our eroding shorelines are a PROBLEM!!!"
Greeneyes - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 12:35:40 (CST)
"Whatever floats your boat."
The Shenafo - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 12:34:47 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Who the hell keeps giving these 'SPEED' sequels the go-ahead?!"
NOV - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 21:25:43 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Dude, where's my car?"
Bud Smoker - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 21:23:53 (CST)
"and if the meter lady had looked a bit to the side she would have seen that the driver, spongebob squarepants had been smashed into the asphalt by the oncoming barrage of SUVs and minivans... so remember kids, next time you get in your moms car..."
ECSTACY is 100%safe RAVER - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 11:57:31 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "omg I bet you could pick up girls really easy in that, and when you're done the, I bet you could go out and get yourself a mermaid type girl too... ehh hehehe..."
ECSTACY is 100%safe RAVER - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 11:47:03 (CST)
"I'm easy so I'll leave this guy my number!"
bob the builder - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 11:44:34 (CST)
"Spot what's wrong with this picture. That's right! The vehicle is parked half on the pavement! Not a good piece of parking, is it?"
devil_childe - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 09:03:09 (CST)
"I don't care how rich & famous you are. If you're gonna park your vehicle here, you have to feed the meter."
But I'm so important - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 00:28:36 (CST)
"Just how drunk do you think the owner of this vehicle was last night?"
Hahahaha - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 00:27:25 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "Blondes have always been an easy prank targets for the Candid Camera staff."
I wonder why - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 00:25:32 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Wait till she figures out there are no windshield wipers to stick the ticket under."
Hahahaha - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 00:24:03 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Hard ass Mary Meter Maid gives the world's first fully functional amphibious carboat a ticket."
that BlTCH - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 00:23:04 (CST)
"Mary Meter Maid: Damn, that's the 3rd one today. I wonder if that motorcycle guy towing the other boat has anything to do with it?"
She's blonde - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 00:21:20 (CST)
"Bob bought a boat to save on gas after he heard that nautical miles are longer than regular miles, but he kept forgetting to feed the docking meter."
Dave C. - Sunday, January 04, 2004 at 22:35:47 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "Damn tourists!"
- Sunday, January 04, 2004 at 20:45:31 (CST)
"The tide went out and Bob's boat was booted. "
Ben Dover - Sunday, January 04, 2004 at 20:42:59 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Double-parked in a No Boating Zone, that'll be $50."
Cop Chick - Sunday, January 04, 2004 at 20:42:02 (CST)


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