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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #60 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"That day, young William Tell's destiny was decided"
[email protected] - Tuesday, January 20, 2004 at 09:48:12 (CST)
"They only targeted me because I look like Curly from the Three Stooges."
Klutch - Tuesday, January 20, 2004 at 09:45:09 (CST)
"Why did I do it??? I did 1 tour in korea, 2 in nam, and then this @$$% face comes round the corner of my target... what else was i going to think..."
aeroman - Tuesday, January 20, 2004 at 03:00:59 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "Haru's sister mockingly sang ''Stuck On You'' while target practicing."
ouch - Monday, January 19, 2004 at 13:40:55 (CST)
"the new projectile lazative worked wonders for little JEFF"
luke smith - Monday, January 19, 2004 at 05:29:24 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, I'm hunting Asians."
NOV - Monday, January 19, 2004 at 02:20:20 (CST)
"All you need to hit the target, is to concentrate, focus, breathe, and to use the right motivation"
aeroman - Monday, January 19, 2004 at 02:04:42 (CST)
The Lamer Award "You told me to stick my head out for this???? wait till i grow up, then ill get you good!"
aeroman - Monday, January 19, 2004 at 01:59:17 (CST)
"DAMN! i missed.... 3 times..."
aeroman - Monday, January 19, 2004 at 01:54:42 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Contraception didnt take off in the east so they had to try other measures"
aeroman - Monday, January 19, 2004 at 01:53:25 (CST)
"Pulling a face like that, you can understand geting shot in the head "
aeroman - Monday, January 19, 2004 at 01:52:33 (CST)
The Lamer Award "cool, a moving target"
aeroman - Monday, January 19, 2004 at 01:51:42 (CST)
The Lamer Award "yes...bullseye"
him - Monday, January 19, 2004 at 00:16:10 (CST)
"Early SARS cures were unsuccessful."
Bud Smoker - Sunday, January 18, 2004 at 23:34:28 (CST)
"The Unicorn child lives in constant fear that one day they would harvest his Horn for their silly game."
RIF8 - Sunday, January 18, 2004 at 20:14:00 (CST)
"Uh oh! Spaghettios!"
Smud Boker - Sunday, January 18, 2004 at 17:19:16 (CST)
"This picture gives new meaning to the phrase sudden infant death syndrome"
WTF?! - Sunday, January 18, 2004 at 17:18:57 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Kid gets shot in face. France surrenders."
Mike Teh Ghey - Sunday, January 18, 2004 at 17:18:33 (CST)
The Lamer Award "Does anyone notice how far from the bullseye the shooter is!??"
Kristin - Sunday, January 18, 2004 at 04:32:32 (CST)
"the kid isnt crying about the dart... Micheals Hiding behin the BUllsye, no wonder he was late for court."
TC - Sunday, January 18, 2004 at 01:05:08 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "I know what you were thinking punk. You thought did he fire four shots or only three? And to tell you the truth I'd hoped the fourth would blow your head clean off, I'm guessing you feel lucky! Well, do ya punk?"
Bud Smoker - Sunday, January 18, 2004 at 00:23:23 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Millions of innocent babies die from rubber arrow points a year"
person - Saturday, January 17, 2004 at 23:51:57 (CST)
"Why do you keep insisting that I grow up and be a man already? I don't want and orgasm yet!!!"
Damn - Saturday, January 17, 2004 at 17:55:18 (CST)
"At least Michael Jackson isn't feeling him all over right now"
ninja - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 20:34:20 (CST)
"everytime you post a lame stupid caption a baby gets shot in the head"
ECSTACY RAVER - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 20:27:52 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Dart gun fun at Stevie Wonder's house."
Shemp - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 15:01:29 (CST)
"Stop it! It's not a target, I'm trying to hypnotise you dad!"
- Friday, January 16, 2004 at 12:28:13 (CST)
"Because of the strong suction on the arrows this poor little kid will still have that arrow on his head for his first snog."
hehe - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 12:26:51 (CST)
"Come on dad! If you'd been William Tell we would be dead by now!"
weasel - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 12:24:21 (CST)
"EEEWWW! Did you have to lick the suction cups?"
Dave C. - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 12:11:07 (CST)
"Things go from bad to worse for the kid born with a target board for legs."
Mike the Spike - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 02:50:03 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "Looks like another case of arrowphobia."
Dr. Japanabansai - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 19:05:07 (CST)
"If those darts were teddy bears that kid would be smiling."
ECSTACY is 0% safe - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 19:04:21 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "The Toddler War Games"
Agent Smint - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 17:29:50 (CST)
"Ok, I'll use the toilet. Just don't shoot me anymore!!"
Rick - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 16:34:43 (CST)
"If a suction cup strikes its target and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?"
- Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 13:23:13 (CST)
"after noticing his aim had improved, he took aim with the 9"
tweak_ll - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 13:20:24 (CST)
"Peww! Your feet stink! Is that an ingrown toe nail. Someone KILL ME NOW!!!"
Blissfulsunset - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 09:42:11 (CST)
"You idiot! That was my head! You're lucky we don't live in New Jersey, because if we did, I'd get my lawyer and sue you!!"
- Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 22:15:06 (CST)
"Hiroshi learned at a very early age the harsh realities of using a target would be a good peek-a-boo hiding placing"
Hiroshi's sister - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 03:42:53 (CST)
"Finally, a Unicorn caught on camera!"
NOV - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 01:36:58 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Training begins early for the kamacazi fighters"
- Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 23:22:34 (CST)
"And so began a lifetime of bullseye-related phobias for little Jimmy.........."
Dood - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 19:12:17 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "This final picture was taken just before Mike's little sister switched to razor-tipped hunting arrows."
Mike's dad - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 19:10:48 (CST)


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