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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #61 (Closed)

Welcome to the StupidStuff.org Caption Contest, where you get to title a picture from our photo galleries. Give us your best shot and fire away. The best comment will be added to the picture gallery (with credit, if you include your name).

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Current Captions:

"i cant read what does it say"
JD - Sunday, January 25, 2004 at 14:04:49 (CST)
"how could they do this to me there is only one candle and i am 2"
JD - Sunday, January 25, 2004 at 14:02:51 (CST)
"O MY GOD!!!!!!!! IT IS CHOCOLATE I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!!"
JD - Sunday, January 25, 2004 at 14:00:44 (CST)
"i'm her real dad"
reznagore, lord of the dance - Saturday, January 24, 2004 at 17:55:51 (CST)
"She's covering her eyes because when she cut the cake it screamed cause it's alive. MUHAHA"
Dr. Japanabansai - Saturday, January 24, 2004 at 16:41:36 (CST)
"YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D"
Ashton Kutcher - Saturday, January 24, 2004 at 16:40:05 (CST)
"You think she would have gotten the hint when her fortune cookie read: Your real parents don't love you."
saxmastersupreme - Saturday, January 24, 2004 at 13:15:07 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "maybe my real mommy will know how to make a cake"
guinness - Saturday, January 24, 2004 at 12:07:13 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "So your telling me I'm not Trailer trash!"
Iatolla of Rockenrolla - Saturday, January 24, 2004 at 08:57:22 (CST)
"Mommy! The cake is staring at me!"
Agent Smith - Friday, January 23, 2004 at 20:35:41 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "great, i'm adopted. now what the hell is this cake supposed to be?"
dickey smiddick - Friday, January 23, 2004 at 09:47:23 (CST)
"Comic Schlong Guy said it. "
NT - Thursday, January 22, 2004 at 14:51:13 (CST)
"the zoo wants you back!"
- Thursday, January 22, 2004 at 09:44:09 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award "why do you think i call you blanket?"
[email protected] - Thursday, January 22, 2004 at 09:34:38 (CST)
The Boo Hoo Award  "Yeh, hey this goes out to the person who marked the last caption comp, you should get your own lame ass award for being a humorless punk!!!"
aeroman! - Thursday, January 22, 2004 at 00:50:21 (CST)

We rate strictly on the quality of the quote, we don't look at the names. Here's a Kleenex©.
"Oblivious to the cake's inscription, 3 year old Missy couldn't quite grasp why there was only 1 candle on her cake."
Hmm - Wednesday, January 21, 2004 at 20:16:55 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Worst photoshop ever."
Comic Schlong Guy - Wednesday, January 21, 2004 at 17:11:13 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "That cake must have drugs in it cause it has eyes and a mouth."
DRUGZ R BAD - Wednesday, January 21, 2004 at 17:10:44 (CST)
"Wow, I guess that time I had drunken sex with my adoptee dad isn't incest after all."
Smud Boker - Wednesday, January 21, 2004 at 17:09:57 (CST)
"Sucks to be her."
ECSTACY is 0% safe RAPER - Wednesday, January 21, 2004 at 17:09:09 (CST)
The Lamer Award "Wow, she's going to burn herself on the candles now."
OMG ZERG RUSH KEKEKE ^_^ !!!1! - Wednesday, January 21, 2004 at 17:08:50 (CST)
"Mary was more bothered by the god-awful photoshopping than the minor fact of her parentage."
executioner321123 - Wednesday, January 21, 2004 at 16:09:12 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "The happiest day in the life of Martha Stewart's only child"
Ain't Miss Behavin' - Wednesday, January 21, 2004 at 00:09:01 (CST)
"the moment little suzie realized she was allergic to chocolate."
TC - Tuesday, January 20, 2004 at 17:54:16 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "Does this mean I WAS adopted, or is somebody else adopting me now?"
Dave C. - Tuesday, January 20, 2004 at 17:20:21 (CST)
"The market ran out of happy birthday cakes."
bob - Tuesday, January 20, 2004 at 15:41:33 (CST)
"Dumbass Suzy easily falls for the prank her evil twin plays on her."
what a moron - Tuesday, January 20, 2004 at 14:11:10 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "Unable to read, and demonstrating true blonde tendencies at a very early age, Suzy thought to herself: 'gee, I thought there were alot more letters in Happy Birthday'."
blondes rule - Tuesday, January 20, 2004 at 14:07:09 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Suzy finally figured out why she was the only blonde in a family of African Americans."
Now I get it - Tuesday, January 20, 2004 at 14:04:15 (CST)
"Thank you Jesus"
Suzy - Tuesday, January 20, 2004 at 14:02:07 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Suzy was shocked & excited to finally learn that she, in fact, did not share any DNA with that loser brother of hers."
Adoption has its perks - Tuesday, January 20, 2004 at 14:01:13 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "Does this mean that you dorks aren't really my parents? I can barely hold back my joy!"
Shemp - Tuesday, January 20, 2004 at 13:59:15 (CST)
"you not a girl!"
kc - Tuesday, January 20, 2004 at 10:52:10 (CST)


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