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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #64 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

The Gold Medal Award "As Foghorn Leghorn said... 'Go away boy, you're bothering me'."
Bud Smoker - Monday, February 16, 2004 at 01:34:56 (CST)
"Those tires are a little bald, son."
The Michelin Man - Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 19:33:06 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "The smaller the car, the smaller the penis. The exception to this rule, of course, are police officers, who have alot of testosterone but nothing to put it to use with."
Go figure - Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 18:05:55 (CST)
"uh... you might wanna get those shocks looked at, buddy"
m-dawg - Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 14:42:32 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award "want some weed no thnx officer"
- Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 23:51:43 (CST)
"Cop-I'm Gonna Have To Give You A Ticket Driver(thinking)-I'm gonna have to tell you to zip your fly"
- Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 21:04:00 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "You clocked me at 128 miles an hour? That's impossible, officer- I've only been out for 15 minutes!"
Badda-Boom! - Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 17:02:36 (CST)
"Yes, officer, I know the car ID number indicates this is a Honda...and no, I haven't done any reconstruction to it. Why do you ask?"
Yahoo - Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 04:07:41 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Are you that Jeff Gordon guy?"
- Friday, February 13, 2004 at 13:57:27 (CST)
"why you gotta talk down to me, man?"
- Friday, February 13, 2004 at 10:47:08 (CST)
The Lamer Award "Driver: I was just looking for someone to give me an opinion on my poem."
weasel - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 00:53:06 (CST)
The Lamer Award "Can you hurry up and give me the ticket? I gotta take a piss!"
[email protected] - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 18:57:53 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "You see meow, you can pay the ticket or go to court, you understand, meow?"
SUPER TROOPER - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 18:57:01 (CST)
"Can I get an autograph?"
executioner321123 - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 16:29:17 (CST)
"Does my fat make me look fat?"
Murgler - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 12:56:05 (CST)
The What the $#&! Award "Now listen here boy... All the guys back at the station say that my wife is as ugly as sin. I'm gonna show you her picture, then I want you to give it to me straight."
NOV - Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 23:51:37 (CST)
"Officer: Did you know your plates were expired?"
DunkinDimwit - Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 02:03:29 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "listen, officer, you are a cop and i am a racecar driver. we've obviously both got small penises. can't we just embrace in the spirit of benetton?"
- Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 01:35:02 (CST)
"just wanted to let you know that you gotta tail light out"
- Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 01:30:53 (CST)
"listen kid, i'll let you off if you take the pole. if you get my drift."
unclejed - Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 18:22:45 (CST)
"Mr Andreti, I'm your bigest fan, I just stopped you to get your autograph..."
aeroman - Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 01:14:25 (CST)
"errr The car transporter truck broke down and im late for a race??"
aeroman - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 23:52:55 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "From here to the next set of lights is exactly a 1/4 mile. On green I'm goin for it... Think you can keep up fat boy?"
aeroman - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 23:49:51 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Oddly enough, the label on his pants says FORMULA ONE."
Dave C. - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 22:34:28 (CST)
"You really think I could've caught you if you had booked it, son?"
saxmaster - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 22:21:31 (CST)
"I guess he's getting a ticket for having no taillights."
[email protected] - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 17:20:55 (CST)
"is there a problem officer?"
spliff - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 16:38:35 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "Do you know how fast you were going, son?"
Klutch - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 15:17:15 (CST)
The Gold Medal Award "License and registration.... CHICKEN F%#$ER!"
CAR RAMROD - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 06:27:10 (CST)
"Why yes officer I realize that I did not signal my last 3 left turns but after fifty of them to end up on Main from 1st. I thought people would catch on."
proud2bpagan69 - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 05:35:30 (CST)
"Life in the fast lane!!!"
Bud Smoker - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 00:28:16 (CST)
"I'm going down to Daytona with my biznatch for Spring Break."
- Sunday, February 08, 2004 at 22:54:23 (CST)
The Whiny Bitch Award "What do I gotta do to get an award? I feel like George Costanza...."
King of the Assclowns - Sunday, February 08, 2004 at 22:52:48 (CST)
The Pretty Good Award "Yeah, yeah, sure, sure- you're Mario Andretti.Now sign the ticket, buddy, or go to jail."
Dood - Sunday, February 08, 2004 at 22:14:31 (CST)


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