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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #70 (Closed)

Welcome to the StupidStuff.org Caption Contest, where you get to title a picture from our photo galleries. Give us your best shot and fire away. The best comment will be added to the picture gallery (with credit, if you include your name).

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Current Captions:

The Crybaby Award  "update the caption board already"
growing impatient - Sunday, April 11, 2004 at 23:42:37 (CDT)
"Oh, I love how firm your utters get when I touch you, let's move to Wisconsin where we can be with other couples like us..."
TiTE_luvver - Sunday, April 11, 2004 at 23:41:35 (CDT)
"Slow down sexxy. I'm just trying to make love to you."
Joe - Sunday, April 11, 2004 at 08:48:07 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "i like saliva"
jackie - Saturday, April 10, 2004 at 23:31:45 (CDT)
"Cowards wear helmets......and I cant spell due to an accident :P"
- Saturday, April 10, 2004 at 08:21:58 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Meals on Wheels "
SephirothRules!also sis - Friday, April 09, 2004 at 11:55:36 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Rosie O'Donnell caught joy riding in Central Park."
Joe - Friday, April 09, 2004 at 09:23:15 (CDT)
"Tired of all the sexual abuse by his owner, cow escapes Arkansas farm."
joe - Friday, April 09, 2004 at 09:17:04 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Cowasaki???"
Bud Smoker - Friday, April 09, 2004 at 03:31:49 (CDT)
"... and my last caption is a prime candidate for lame ass.. geeze I better milk the brain for a better one"
aeroman - Friday, April 09, 2004 at 00:14:39 (CDT)
"I was going to say Nov and Budsmoker took all the good captions, but Bud's last one was a bit too cheesie, and a lot of the other peoples are just plain bull "
aeroman - Friday, April 09, 2004 at 00:12:14 (CDT)
"I agree with NOV, it must be Fresian... I can't see a Jersey anywhere."
Bud Smoker - Friday, April 09, 2004 at 00:06:19 (CDT)
"Must hurry, I can't lose my job at Chickfila!"
EAT MORE CHIKN - Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 17:39:52 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "They're really milking this contest."
Wazzoo.tk - Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 13:46:06 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Mootercycle"
Executioner321123 - Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 13:44:40 (CDT)
"See what drugs in sports does to ya..."
Bud Smoker - Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 05:06:52 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Fast Food!"
Joe - Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 01:39:01 (CDT)
"Bovine Speed Equipment"
Spongiform - Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 01:03:41 (CDT)
"San Fermin here we come!!"
Running from the bulls - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 19:42:11 (CDT)
"MooMaster Mike rocks the bike!"
Moo-Man - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 19:38:29 (CDT)
"In a last ditch effort to beat the competition, Bessie lifts her tail & drops hot cow pies along the course."
Uh Oh - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 15:24:16 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Lean Beef."
Joe - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 09:57:12 (CDT)
"i'm not mad, i'm baaad!"
[email protected] - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 08:34:14 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Dude! Where's my bike?"
Bud Smoker - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 00:27:56 (CDT)
"Mc D's delivers fresh to the door, just return bike..."
Bud Smoker - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 03:57:20 (CDT)
"Meat is Murder."
Moz - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 03:14:34 (CDT)
"McDonald's wants to do what with me? Eat rubber, Ronald!"
I_LOVE_UTTERS - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 22:12:49 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Got milk?"
[email protected] - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 22:10:27 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "It's either Patricia Ireland or Kim Gandy from NOW out for a spin....."
Dood - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 09:56:09 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "You go girl!!!!"
Yee Ha - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 05:40:57 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Jackass The Movie, Volume II"
Johnny, is that you? - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 05:40:02 (CDT)
"Another Saturday night in America's heartland."
yea, summer's coming - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 05:38:35 (CDT)
"What out Bessie, don't hit that cow piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!"
oops, too late - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 05:37:59 (CDT)
"this thing really mooooooves!"
billy - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 03:31:07 (CDT)
"WOW! How did they get a cow to wear a helmet?"
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 01:48:11 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  The Gold Medal Award  "Get your udder running, herd out on the highway..."
Bud Smoker - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 00:56:33 (CDT)
"A new member of the Hells Angelns."
NOV - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 00:52:06 (CDT)
"Boran To Be Wild."
Bud Smoker - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 00:50:31 (CDT)
"It must be Fresian with no jacket on."
NOV - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 00:44:03 (CDT)
"Speed up... The pigs are on your tail."
NOV - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 00:42:21 (CDT)
"That hog must have a lot of horsepower to carry a cow!"
Dave C. - Sunday, April 04, 2004 at 17:41:56 (CDT)
"Moooove over Hell's Angels, The Mad Cows are taking over!"
Boots - Sunday, April 04, 2004 at 13:41:10 (CDT)
"Cows Gone Bad - a Special Report from News Channel 4 at 11."
Dood - Sunday, April 04, 2004 at 12:35:00 (CDT)
"Cows institute a new plan to avoid being harvested for McDonalds."
Dood - Sunday, April 04, 2004 at 12:33:55 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "The new fast-food place ''SpeedyBeef'' makes its debut..."
Archon - Sunday, April 04, 2004 at 11:31:08 (CDT)


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