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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #78 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"I bet my torpedo is bigger than yours!!"
Bush lies - Friday, June 18, 2004 at 10:03:51 (CDT)
"bush:im just as struong as these sailor boys!!"
- Friday, June 18, 2004 at 09:47:39 (CDT)
"Mr. President would you like to see my torpedo?"
Janlynn - Friday, June 18, 2004 at 00:00:27 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "My butt is really sore after visiting all those sailors"
me sissy boy - Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 23:59:09 (CDT)
"Bush: On the count of three... Leggit!"
Pancaro - Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 17:24:22 (CDT)
"Listen to my Fonzie expression: EHHHHHHHHHH"
rX_Golem - Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 15:38:43 (CDT)
"The State of the Union Address: Eh-I guess we are screwed"
Bush dont know what hes doing - Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 10:47:49 (CDT)
The Crybaby Award  "I really want to win this contest"
errrr - Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 10:44:58 (CDT)
"I never actually inhaled it!"
me de stupid one - Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 10:43:39 (CDT)
"Pin the tail on the Jackass!!!"
hee---haw hee---haw - Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 09:31:35 (CDT)
"Yeah sure, put my picture up here, I'm easy to make fun of!"
George W. Bush - Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 09:29:33 (CDT)
"No one can really tell that I have a wooden leg"
mama - Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 09:27:57 (CDT)
"Look mom! I'm teaching Mr.President to walk! "
jumpinjar - Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 03:29:47 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Don't go to stupidstuff.com that site sucks, its STUPIDSTUFF.ORG you stupid jerk"
jan - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 18:34:05 (CDT)
"YES! The Pistons beat the Lakers!"
Detroit Rock City - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 06:20:56 (CDT)
"Daddy, when I grow up I wanna be President just like you."
Bush - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 11:35:45 (CDT)
"Where is Waldo???"
no clue - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 11:34:34 (CDT)
"Im an ass-man"
bush is de dumb one - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 11:33:42 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Can ya zoom in on the sailor's ass to my right? Perfect."
k man - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 10:02:38 (CDT)
"IN THE NAVY"
you know who - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 03:29:42 (CDT)
"uhhh..look what I can do!"
nmihed - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 02:31:31 (CDT)
"Ah yes... It's good to see that he has not outgrown the Mine is bigger than yours phase."
jblay - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 02:27:05 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Fell off the wagon, did ya Georgie?"
AA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 17:03:09 (CDT)
"Macho, Macho Man... I've got to be a Macho Man"
VoicesKerry - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 15:51:05 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A..."
- Monday, June 14, 2004 at 15:50:03 (CDT)
"I don't know - I took some of those male enhancement pills, and IT got longer, but my right leg got shorter..."
Sucker for internet adverts - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 15:32:07 (CDT)
"hey, check this out I'm Bob Dole."
Presidential impersonator - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 15:31:06 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "...and then I really gave it to her good..."
slipping her the airforce one - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 15:30:04 (CDT)
"What's that? The Pistons beat the Lakers again? YES!"
Detroit Rock City - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 15:11:53 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "YES! Thanks for doctoring the records to make it look like I served!"
Duty dodger - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 15:11:05 (CDT)
"Say it with conviction... DUBYA!"
George is a curious monkey - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 15:06:38 (CDT)
"Sweet! Dad just landed his birthday jump on John Kerry's head!"
Skydivers go out with a bang - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 15:05:12 (CDT)
"THANK YOU FLORIDA!!!!"
I cheated on the votes - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 14:10:52 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Circle the errors in this picture."
answer 1 Bush - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 14:09:00 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "I think I will go online and enter the stupidstuff caption contest."
BUSH - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 13:56:00 (CDT)
"Just call me boner boy"
hardon - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 13:54:40 (CDT)
"The Viagra hasn't worn off yet, does anyone have Monica's phone number?"
I wish i could be laid - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 13:52:55 (CDT)
"A bunch of great Americans.... and that dimwit from the Oval Office"
God bless our troops! - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 13:48:10 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "hook... hook... YES! Strike!"
bowling for bozos - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 13:46:43 (CDT)
"What's the correct position for EZ insertion?"
Presidential training session - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 13:37:38 (CDT)
"Damn - shouldn't have crammed that banana up my arse."
Hidden fruit - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 13:36:44 (CDT)
"Viagra makes me limp"
Did you see Alice? - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 13:35:27 (CDT)
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
sick of the current regime - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 13:10:29 (CDT)
"And I bought my shoes in Walmart"
yep bush is an idiot - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 12:00:05 (CDT)
"I bought my suit in Sears"
bushdeidiot - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 11:56:09 (CDT)
"We represent the lollipop guild the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild..."
Not in Kansas anymore - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 11:13:44 (CDT)
"Repeat after me: I am sofa king wee Todd did"
Looks like a dork - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 11:10:08 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer on the wall..............."
mee - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 10:28:37 (CDT)
"My hemoroids are killing me!!!"
Jan - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 07:18:09 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "After a night on the tiles, Bush found new friends in the entertainment at the 'Sailor's Sanctuary' club."
Http://wazzoo.tk - Sunday, June 13, 2004 at 07:29:30 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "After the reinterpratation of villiage peoples In The Navy, Bush fell to the ground and reinacted Clintons Greatest moment"
- Saturday, June 12, 2004 at 21:48:14 (CDT)
"i hate you max"
max - Saturday, June 12, 2004 at 07:02:36 (CDT)
"How did you say it goes again? You put your left foot in . . ."
Friar Tuck - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 23:43:05 (CDT)
"?????????????????"
thats what best describes pres - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 21:24:24 (CDT)
"I don't care what everyone says I did win the election fair and square!"
what? - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 21:22:41 (CDT)
"woooooah!"
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 21:21:25 (CDT)
The ZERO IQ Award "I feel constitpated, does anyone have exlax?"
nanana - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 21:14:10 (CDT)
"Grab your partner and dosi doe!!"
hehaw - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 10:34:59 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "This thong is a little too tight on me"
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 08:20:05 (CDT)
"Bush thinks to him self, geesh I go one hell of a weggie."
meeeee - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 08:15:57 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Bush: -And you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. Man-in-Uniform: And that's what it's all about! Together: Yeah!"
The Interviewer - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 03:00:01 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "I don't think this is what the sailors were expecting when they asked for 'A little bush'."
Bud Smoker - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 01:04:07 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "no George thats NOT all...it will also tone your abs, chest and buttocks too!"
Trance - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 23:01:57 (CDT)
"Bush: My fellow Americans...I introduce you to my weapon of mass destruction...."
Kristin - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 22:59:49 (CDT)
"Mommy!!"
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 21:35:25 (CDT)
"Wow! Look at that hot chick over there!!!"
vin - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 21:33:53 (CDT)
"gee don't my fellow Americans have anything better to do than to write lameass captions about me?"
janice - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 21:31:56 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me, I'll sit on you're face and tell you I love you too, dear. I love to hear you oralize when I'm between your thighs. You blow me away."
Monty Python ROCKS - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 16:39:18 (CDT)
"How much have i has to drink????"
mikey - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 13:57:21 (CDT)
"President Bush wispers, Meet me later sailor"
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 13:33:30 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "President Bush his First Steps."
ohhh nooo - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 13:32:28 (CDT)
"who farted?"
geo - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 10:01:31 (CDT)
"Mr. President, puh-LEEZE add square dancing lessons to your to-do list!"
Sweet Dominique - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 01:44:17 (CDT)
"Hey Mr. President! My pants are pointing at you!"
CKY! - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 21:08:54 (CDT)
The Ass Clown Award "uh sorry Matt we are not the army we are the sailorboys from the Navy!"
Matt - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 20:14:36 (CDT)
"Have you seen a rabbit?"
oh my - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 20:11:24 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "I can't wait to get back to my office so I can go on www.stupidstuff.org"
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 20:08:49 (CDT)
"eh eh eh ah eh duhhhh"
ybbob - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 20:07:47 (CDT)
"yo ho, yo ho.. Its a pirates life for me..."
klutch - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 23:01:05 (CDT)
"Hey its a bird, it a plane, no no it Sadam Hussain!"
Vinny - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 20:21:43 (CDT)
"Is that Hussain?"
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 20:17:20 (CDT)
The Ass Clown Award "oooooh nooooo I got a weggie"
vinny - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 20:16:41 (CDT)
"Friends don't let friends drink and give speeches."
meee - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 18:56:14 (CDT)
"This proves that you can be an idiot and be the President!"
ybbob - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 18:52:27 (CDT)
"Easy does it, Mr. President! "
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 18:49:05 (CDT)
"Me salior u President "
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 18:18:23 (CDT)
"Quick mummy-take a picture of me with this clown!"
Matthew Colman, N.Wales - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:33:48 (CDT)
The ZERO IQ Award "you can do it"
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 14:28:59 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "dumb and dumber . . the re-make!"
geo - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 12:58:22 (CDT)
"YESSSS! You got the Power-Up and won the game!"
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 12:56:41 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Alright! You made the 7-10 split!"
Dave C. - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 11:16:32 (CDT)
"US Army postitions dummy President Bush"
Matt - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 03:45:40 (CDT)
"I am not an idiot, I'm only drunk!"
ecinaj - Monday, June 07, 2004 at 23:33:17 (CDT)
"I Can't wait to go back to the oval office and surf the internet.m"
dunno - Monday, June 07, 2004 at 23:31:52 (CDT)
The ZERO IQ Award "I am an idiot hahahahahahahaha!"
Vin - Monday, June 07, 2004 at 22:59:17 (CDT)
"Thats not a banana in my pocket!"
meeeany - Monday, June 07, 2004 at 22:58:02 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Wow I finally made on StupidStuff.ORG!!"
Jan - Monday, June 07, 2004 at 22:56:49 (CDT)
"uhhhhhh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
mee - Monday, June 07, 2004 at 22:56:05 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight, get down tonight......"
vinny - Monday, June 07, 2004 at 22:55:29 (CDT)
"Hiho, Hiho, It's off to war we go"
Buster - Monday, June 07, 2004 at 22:54:11 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "(singing) ...you put your right arm in and then you shake it all about...."
Tweeze - Monday, June 07, 2004 at 22:48:36 (CDT)
"Wow who was that girl under the podium?"
- Monday, June 07, 2004 at 22:00:57 (CDT)
"Can you show me where the nearest bar is?"
Jan - Monday, June 07, 2004 at 21:46:00 (CDT)
"I get turned on by men in white pants"
Mee - Monday, June 07, 2004 at 21:45:18 (CDT)
"I'll have another vodka and tonic!"
Janass - Monday, June 07, 2004 at 21:44:17 (CDT)
"No President Bush, the room isn't spinning you had one too many."
Jan - Monday, June 07, 2004 at 19:58:29 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Together we'll make ONE brain!"
haha - Monday, June 07, 2004 at 17:15:59 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Look at that plane crash!! WOW!!"
ass - Monday, June 07, 2004 at 14:04:55 (CDT)
"Bush: I just love a man in uniform!"
boots - Monday, June 07, 2004 at 13:45:47 (CDT)


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