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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #79 (Closed)

Welcome to the StupidStuff.org Caption Contest, where you get to title a picture from our photo galleries. Give us your best shot and fire away. The best comment will be added to the picture gallery (with credit, if you include your name).

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Previous Caption Contests


Current Captions:

"StupidStuff.ORG staff prepare to 'fix' those idiot who always make idiotic comments in the Caption Contest."
SS Admin - Saturday, July 03, 2004 at 03:57:43 (CDT)
"Were you ever in the movie Goonies?"
Loomer - Saturday, July 03, 2004 at 17:00:57 (CDT)
"hmmm, a colt ar 15 carbine with a few to many lights, sights, and crap, the hood ornament worrys me though..."
aeroman - Saturday, July 03, 2004 at 03:57:43 (CDT)
"New from RONCO, the Swiss knife flood light hood ornament key ring gun. Only $19.95, order now!"
TV Man - Friday, July 02, 2004 at 06:14:56 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Tom Clancy aint got crap on me."
Jynx - Thursday, July 01, 2004 at 00:15:13 (CDT)
"see i told you this is worth $170.00 on eBay, now hold the cat still..."
bob m - Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 18:15:58 (CDT)
"WHO INVITED THE SMURFS!!!!!!"
- Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 09:30:09 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Suspected terrorist Kin Chuk surprised everyone on the plane when he pulled out his gun that he snuck through security in the sole of his left shoe."
Airport security at its finest - Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 07:57:56 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Audubon approved..."
Bird watching - Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 07:43:49 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Be vawy vawy quiet... I'm huntin' wabbits."
- Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 07:40:45 (CDT)
"Health inspectors take further measures."
- Tuesday, June 29, 2004 at 22:30:30 (CDT)
"compensating for something??"
The Drowning Tuna - Tuesday, June 29, 2004 at 00:46:59 (CDT)
"I'm a loser"
me - Monday, June 28, 2004 at 19:06:43 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Those Rainbow Six guys got nothing on me!"
vreslomoshun - Monday, June 28, 2004 at 10:44:04 (CDT)
"Hiroshima strikes back"
Beamer - Sunday, June 27, 2004 at 20:18:03 (CDT)
"For the man who has everything, including a bad haircut."
Floyd the Barber - Sunday, June 27, 2004 at 18:31:38 (CDT)
"The Japanese version of the Red Ryder BeeBee gun..."
jola - Sunday, June 27, 2004 at 17:27:20 (CDT)
"Made in Taiwan"
Http://wazzoo.tk - Sunday, June 27, 2004 at 15:52:05 (CDT)
"Chad shouted his encouragement to Beckham as he came up to take the first penalty HOPE YOU DONT MISS!"
Lstoddy - Sunday, June 27, 2004 at 14:44:44 (CDT)
"Weeelllll, I guess it's ALRIGHT, but I was kind of looking for something with a few extra features, do you think you could cut me a deal?"
plop. - Saturday, June 26, 2004 at 01:27:31 (CDT)
"omg!!the giant leperchans are eating the little pink bunnies and the flying monkeys ar playing with tinkie winkie on the back of cliford he big red dog"
the cracker - Friday, June 25, 2004 at 17:13:50 (CDT)
"There's a spider on your back....Want me get it?"
cornball - Friday, June 25, 2004 at 15:34:10 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "I told him not to by the magnetic machine gun!"
cornball - Friday, June 25, 2004 at 15:26:18 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Wayne Chun to Stupidstuff staff: 'You change that caption picture now or else. It stay up too long already. Change now! It stupid picture.'"
Wayne Chun - Thursday, June 24, 2004 at 14:27:41 (CDT)
The Whiny Crybaby Award  "This is by far the worst picture I have ever seen on Stupidstuff.org"
- Thursday, June 24, 2004 at 09:38:13 (CDT)
"Go ahead, make my day!"
- Thursday, June 24, 2004 at 09:15:14 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Now availible on Gadgetman.com..."
Matt - Thursday, June 24, 2004 at 04:09:04 (CDT)
"Now Sir, we know you're upset... But we need you to put that down, now. Please...?"
Emma - Wednesday, June 23, 2004 at 17:54:22 (CDT)
"watch the birdie"
dave - Wednesday, June 23, 2004 at 02:52:34 (CDT)
"How Ironic."
- Tuesday, June 22, 2004 at 16:16:39 (CDT)
"Buy now and recieve this complimentary food dehydrator."
Ron popill - Tuesday, June 22, 2004 at 16:15:51 (CDT)
"say hello to my rittle fliend"
- Tuesday, June 22, 2004 at 16:11:17 (CDT)
"If this gun is shot in the woods with no one to hear it, would it make a noise?"
- Tuesday, June 22, 2004 at 16:09:34 (CDT)
"Rock and Road!"
adamatic - Tuesday, June 22, 2004 at 16:08:12 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "All your base are belong to us!"
Ayatollah of Rockenrolla - Tuesday, June 22, 2004 at 16:06:56 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Coming soon, to a school yard near you..."
K - Tuesday, June 22, 2004 at 11:54:49 (CDT)
"The new safety, all ya gotta do is use your house key."
K - Tuesday, June 22, 2004 at 11:53:57 (CDT)
"I think I would still take the gun from The Fifth Element then take this gun... "
K - Tuesday, June 22, 2004 at 11:52:58 (CDT)
"Introducing the brand new Mark 20 full field rifle. It comes with the standard 5.56 NATO ammo, five X scope,spot light, and a compas... but if you buy now, you will get the Boy scout attachement with a knife, fork, spoon, etc... all for 100,000,000"
Klutch - Tuesday, June 22, 2004 at 11:49:41 (CDT)
"Goddamn Americans, always making fun of our tiny penises...well not anymore. I'll show them. I'll show the world! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Twitch - Tuesday, June 22, 2004 at 05:09:40 (CDT)
"Dis not fine pahrip - nussing will!"
Tweeze again - Monday, June 21, 2004 at 20:04:59 (CDT)
"Now iss tyme foh crose-up!"
tweeze - Monday, June 21, 2004 at 19:25:10 (CDT)
"The greatest keyring ever"
austin - Monday, June 21, 2004 at 18:48:24 (CDT)
"The cheeky girls just went a song too far"
- Monday, June 21, 2004 at 15:15:52 (CDT)
"I am UberSoldat, HA-HAAAHH!!!"
Joe - Monday, June 21, 2004 at 15:01:55 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "I'm just taking this picture so I can make it on stupidstuff.org"
mee hung low - Monday, June 21, 2004 at 14:20:46 (CDT)
"Open wide and say ahhhh"
- Monday, June 21, 2004 at 14:17:33 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "WTF?"
- Monday, June 21, 2004 at 14:16:23 (CDT)
"He's a OB/GYN doctor!"
mee - Monday, June 21, 2004 at 14:14:46 (CDT)
The ZERO IQ Award "This caption will win Gold."
me - Monday, June 21, 2004 at 12:12:04 (CDT)
"not til your twelve son"
- Monday, June 21, 2004 at 08:52:59 (CDT)
The Copy Cat Award "the swiss almy knife"
- Monday, June 21, 2004 at 08:52:02 (CDT)
"Now where is that Bin-Laden bastard...?"
Matt Colman - Monday, June 21, 2004 at 08:34:27 (CDT)
"chop, chop, chop, little butty pieces!!"
- Monday, June 21, 2004 at 04:22:17 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "The gift for the man who has everything. Nothing says 'I love you, Dad' like a fully functional automatic weapon."
Just Me - Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 16:41:48 (CDT)
"The Father's Day gift that keeps on giving. "
But don't piss him off! - Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 16:38:32 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Chinese game wardens demonstrate the latest confiscated multi-function hunting weapon"
Cheaters - Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 16:35:32 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "This is the best bong ever!!"
Kristin - Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 15:10:53 (CDT)
"Comes with a detailed 2,000 page Owners Manual."
Adam Smasher - Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 00:19:28 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "It looks like the idea is to *blind* your enemy, not shoot him."
Mongo Just Pawn In Game of Lif - Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 00:16:40 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "The Army's new Simplified Land Warrior Weapon"
Dood - Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 00:14:53 (CDT)
"As a former boy scout, Fung Lee always came prepared."
Dave C. - Saturday, June 19, 2004 at 23:23:37 (CDT)
"Chan got really pissed at that rat that shat in the nuts"
Matthew Colman - Saturday, June 19, 2004 at 18:09:57 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Suddenly the Taliban seem like sissies!!"
geo - Saturday, June 19, 2004 at 15:00:45 (CDT)
"The Chinese version of the Swiss Army Knife is a fully functional automatic weapon complete with camera and dining utensils."
Just Me - Saturday, June 19, 2004 at 13:29:26 (CDT)
"See this guy? Someone touched his keys, now he's gotta kick some ass."
Brent - Friday, June 18, 2004 at 19:12:51 (CDT)


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