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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #80 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"Circle all the pussys in the picture."
Six of them! - Saturday, July 17, 2004 at 22:14:27 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Puss & Brutes"
Get it? - Saturday, July 17, 2004 at 16:47:31 (CDT)
"In a radical statement to the press, George W. Bush Junior refers to all terrorists 'as pussies'. His statement is tragically misintepreted by law enforcement authorities."
Genesin - Saturday, July 17, 2004 at 07:58:01 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "French troups stalk the only prey they're capable of overcoming."
Yellow Bellies - Friday, July 16, 2004 at 17:00:43 (CDT)
"Testosterone gone awry."
Yuppers - Friday, July 16, 2004 at 16:59:03 (CDT)
"This is one photo the NRA DOESN'T want you to see."
Guns are bad....bad - Friday, July 16, 2004 at 16:58:15 (CDT)
"Here Kitty Kitty, Here Kitty Kitty, I got something for you!!"
jan - Friday, July 16, 2004 at 14:35:05 (CDT)
The Lamer Award  "HMMMM, THERE ARE LOTS OF PUSSY'S IN THESE HERE PARTS."
meee - Friday, July 16, 2004 at 13:15:28 (CDT)
The Lamer Award  "CODE RED! THE TERORIST ARE NOW DISGUISED AS PUSSYS"
I WANT THE IDOIT AWARD - Friday, July 16, 2004 at 13:14:10 (CDT)
"I THAWT I THAW A PUDDY TAT!! GET THAT BAD PUDDY TAT!"
TWEETY BIRD - Friday, July 16, 2004 at 13:11:41 (CDT)
"its the neighbor hood watch!"
- Friday, July 16, 2004 at 12:36:59 (CDT)
"Immitation S.W.A.T uniforms and weapons $8750, digital camera to take the picture $550, realising that you look like the worlds biggest schmuck after the photo goes on the StupidStuff.ORG caption comtest... Priceless!!"
aeroman - Friday, July 16, 2004 at 02:40:03 (CDT)
"Meow you just hold it right there...."
kristin - Thursday, July 15, 2004 at 20:51:09 (CDT)
"Bush was so relieved to hear they found the weapons of mass destruction..."
Kristin - Thursday, July 15, 2004 at 20:48:39 (CDT)
"This is the only pussy we can get!"
mee - Thursday, July 15, 2004 at 14:38:37 (CDT)
"Freeze! Now put your paws above your head!"
Jan - Thursday, July 15, 2004 at 14:37:49 (CDT)
"We hunting for Pussy!"
meeee - Thursday, July 15, 2004 at 14:36:19 (CDT)
"After Killing the neighborhood cat lady, the litter boxes remained full and the cats went to war...."
tweak_ll - Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 21:29:24 (CDT)
"the apprentice waits while the master baits."
iatola of rockenrola - Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 17:20:24 (CDT)
"As his impressed feline admirerers looked on, scruffy struted his stuff. Apparently, fear is not a factor for him."
Joe Rogan - Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 16:49:09 (CDT)
"It's okay kitten...we're pussies too."
- Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 07:16:48 (CDT)
"blind leading the blind?"
- Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 07:16:09 (CDT)
"puss in boots just went a step too far"
- Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 13:26:45 (CDT)
"Horrified, boots looks on from under the jeep as Tabitha raises her tail indignantly to the trigger happy SWAT team."
Got Cat Recipes? - Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 10:02:45 (CDT)
"Look at the cat. Rat a tat. Splat. That's that."
Rhyme Tyme - Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 10:00:49 (CDT)
"I know Al I REAAAAALLY need some pussy too!"
Albert Einstein - Monday, July 12, 2004 at 23:50:30 (CDT)
"When the Rohypnol failed to work the guys took tougher measures...."
F1T - Monday, July 12, 2004 at 11:46:03 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "OK students, you will note in the next slide that recruit officer Brandon actually shot his left partner's foot clean off."
That was the beginning, DOH - Sunday, July 11, 2004 at 23:23:14 (CDT)
"f. There is nothing to fear but fear itself...and a trembling newbie."
Uh Oh - Sunday, July 11, 2004 at 23:21:46 (CDT)
"gunz r bad"
me - Sunday, July 11, 2004 at 20:30:31 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "-If we only had that gun from the last caption contest."
- Sunday, July 11, 2004 at 11:45:55 (CDT)
"PUSSY!!"
aeroman - Saturday, July 10, 2004 at 23:54:52 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Bert and Carl, special blind forces unit, hear a noise in the grass and begin their investigation"
tweeze - Saturday, July 10, 2004 at 20:58:06 (CDT)
"Citizen patrol out of control"
Christle - Saturday, July 10, 2004 at 20:55:39 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Our security forces hard at work isolating members of Meow-Qaeda (groan)"
tweeze - Saturday, July 10, 2004 at 20:50:40 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "no no no carl, to the left....thats it."
jesus - Friday, July 09, 2004 at 21:28:21 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Not exactly a PETA moment now is it?"
Ya think? - Friday, July 09, 2004 at 13:38:27 (CDT)
"Unaware that his weapon had a scope, Bubba uses his hand to site in the prey. It was the last time he ever saw his left hand."
Just Me - Friday, July 09, 2004 at 13:36:05 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Haiku: The rule for today: Touch my tail I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow."
poetic license - Friday, July 09, 2004 at 12:18:51 (CDT)
"Since Boots continued to refuse to use the litterbox, more drastic measures were in order."
usetheboxnexttime - Friday, July 09, 2004 at 12:13:49 (CDT)
"Officer Coltraine and Officer Callahan prepare to harvest yet another unsuspecting cat. 'They taste just like chicken', said Coltraine. 'Once you've had cat, you'll never go back', added Callahan."
Eat more Chik'n - Friday, July 09, 2004 at 12:07:42 (CDT)
"HEADLINE: 'Alpena Police high marksmen demonstrate how to neuter a cat using automatic assault rifles - ASPCA not impressed.'"
De-nutting - Friday, July 09, 2004 at 11:57:32 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "WHERE...CAN WE FIND...DOUGHNUTS...i don't think he's listening"
cornball - Friday, July 09, 2004 at 07:40:42 (CDT)
"Damn now the cat is really is out of the bag..."
F1T - Friday, July 09, 2004 at 05:23:01 (CDT)
"Tell us where you stashed the catnip or else...!"
F1T - Friday, July 09, 2004 at 05:17:17 (CDT)
"Ok, who called the friggin' fire department? I wanted to shoot that cat outta the tree."
Naughty naughty - Thursday, July 08, 2004 at 21:07:27 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "More like a weapon of mass distraction."
hahaha - Thursday, July 08, 2004 at 21:03:13 (CDT)
"wow, weve finally found a weapon of mass distruction!!"
geo - Thursday, July 08, 2004 at 14:06:56 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "This is your FINAL WARNING! Get your tail up where I can see it! - That's better!"
Silas the fat one from the UK - Thursday, July 08, 2004 at 11:30:43 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "I swear, Carl, if you pet one more damn kitten I'm gonna blow your toes clean off!!!"
Girly-girl - Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 23:42:34 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Swatting poor Pussy until it cries Uncle !"
Rochelle Siegel Smith - Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 22:04:34 (CDT)
"After many years in the shadows, morris the cat had returned as a fat slob and the SWAT had been assigned to carefully retrieve the burnout. "
The Nominator - Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 20:18:11 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Go on Jimmy... it's okay... pet the pussy. C'mon it don't bite... c'mon c'mon! DON'T POINT THAT GUN AT IT! OH MY... NO DON'T PET IT NO!!!! *bOoM*"
EeK - Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 20:10:37 (CDT)
"Billy Bob... I think this li'l one might be a terrorist. Just back off slowly and everything'll be fine... Such a pretty taliban... (The U.S. Intelligence at their prime)"
The Nominator - Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 20:05:50 (CDT)
"Finally, a fantasy women can support...a threesome involving two men and one pussy."
Yeeha - Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 19:23:48 (CDT)
"Yet another example of my tax dollars hard at work."
Oh My - Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 19:21:44 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "The Canadian SWAT team at their best"
jenna - Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 18:42:50 (CDT)
"SWAT Training day number 55: Distraction testing. Officer #23: Fail."
Klutch - Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 09:28:02 (CDT)
"Bad kitty"
- Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 00:43:04 (CDT)
"OK, colonel, you can pet the pretty kitty."
pleasedonthurtme - Tuesday, July 06, 2004 at 23:55:41 (CDT)
"Animal control overkill. Pure and simple"
pleasedontdonthurtme - Tuesday, July 06, 2004 at 21:56:44 (CDT)
"This summer...From the Producers of Cats and Dogs, and the director of Bad Boys II, comes a new family action adventure movie: Pussy Squad"
vreslomoshun - Tuesday, July 06, 2004 at 18:26:03 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Just shoot the thing & I'll plant my 9mm on it"
Steve Bazzetta - Tuesday, July 06, 2004 at 15:17:33 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Men are so easily distracted by the site of a cute pussy."
DOH - Tuesday, July 06, 2004 at 14:49:06 (CDT)
"we come in peace"
cornball - Tuesday, July 06, 2004 at 11:37:58 (CDT)
"Cover me Bill, Its making a weird purring noise, I think its gonna blow!"
vreslomoshun - Monday, July 05, 2004 at 18:40:32 (CDT)
"SWAT cutbacks meant that they could no longer afford to insure live voulenteers..."
SWAT man - Monday, July 05, 2004 at 09:39:39 (CDT)
"If you look above the man trying to arrest the cat, you can see his partner in crime, desperate to escape. He is the one under the car fender...."
Stupid Cop-car-chase guy - Monday, July 05, 2004 at 09:33:53 (CDT)
"Careful, in 'Nam they used to put a grenade in them; one lift of the tail and lil' Jimmy was history..."
'nam man - Monday, July 05, 2004 at 09:30:46 (CDT)
"With firearms like that pointed at him, Tabby needed the kitty litter really really badly...."
Fartman - Monday, July 05, 2004 at 09:28:50 (CDT)
"I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher."
kingsuperspecial - Monday, July 05, 2004 at 07:00:37 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Yet again, the cute cat decoy distraction was successful, enabling aliens to cross the borders into the U.S. right under the noses of the Homeland Defense Officers."
DOH - Monday, July 05, 2004 at 04:02:57 (CDT)
"¡Cuidado con el gatillo!"
Dave C. - Monday, July 05, 2004 at 02:05:21 (CDT)
"Hey, pal, you got a license to carry those claws?"
Dave C. - Monday, July 05, 2004 at 02:03:08 (CDT)
"shooting a kitty is really gonna change the world, dumbass bush"
me again - Sunday, July 04, 2004 at 21:31:42 (CDT)
"oh my god its Saddams cat shoot it"
bob - Sunday, July 04, 2004 at 15:56:24 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Objects in your scope are closer than they appear."
Just Me - Sunday, July 04, 2004 at 15:04:15 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "The first few days after getting bifocals, Bill had some difficulties with depth perception. Here kitty, kitty, kitty."
Poor ting - Sunday, July 04, 2004 at 15:02:21 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Our Homeland Defense Team at work for you. Where our politically correct motto is: 'We believe in random searches because profiling is culturally insensitive.'"
- Sunday, July 04, 2004 at 14:54:45 (CDT)
The Golden Idiot Award "This Caption will win the zero iq award"
moof - Sunday, July 04, 2004 at 12:29:54 (CDT)
"SWAT Team Captures Cat Burglar"
cobinrox - Sunday, July 04, 2004 at 11:13:48 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "I dunno, Bill, this just isn't the same as the K-9 patrol"
cobinrox - Sunday, July 04, 2004 at 11:07:55 (CDT)
"Didn't that cat escape from Cuba on a raft? "
jolawanda - Sunday, July 04, 2004 at 10:48:55 (CDT)
"The L.A.P.D. on patrol."
Scared - Sunday, July 04, 2004 at 09:50:51 (CDT)
"Can't be too careful with these little suckers........."
Mike Z. - Sunday, July 04, 2004 at 09:30:11 (CDT)


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