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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #81 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"should i do saddam or osama tonight?"
omius - Saturday, July 31, 2004 at 13:34:41 (CDT)
"Damm! This wedgie is killing me!"
George W. Bush aka lame-ass - Saturday, July 31, 2004 at 07:51:05 (CDT)
"Let's see, how did that Koala Bear joke of two weeks ago go again?...oh, eats a bush and leaves"
rochelle siegel smith - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 21:46:39 (CDT)
"C'mon y'all hurry up and change my Depends, 12 days of this crap is giving me a paiin in the *ss!"
rochelle Siegel Smith - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 21:42:59 (CDT)
The Golden Idiot Award "A VOTE FOR BUSH IS A VOTE FOR FREEDOM!"
dr. phil - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 20:21:09 (CDT)
"Now let me think... Which one of the Johns are which?"
Jorgie Hamm Likenheimer - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 17:27:47 (CDT)
The Crybaby Award "change the goddam picture for fu.c.k sake"
penis - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 15:44:29 (CDT)
"VOTE FOR BUSH."
dr.phil - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 15:36:24 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Hey I just found out I could have saved alot of money on my insurance with Giecko"
meee - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 14:15:14 (CDT)
"Damm! I can't remember where I left the keys to the White House"
Bush is so comfused - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 13:12:48 (CDT)
"WOW i hope nobody else can smell that! WHEEEEEEEW"
unique - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 00:26:54 (CDT)
"If I hold this pose long enough maybe the reporters will forget the question."
unique - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 00:24:49 (CDT)
"I wonder when they're gonna put a pic of John Kerry up here. Then I won't be the brunt of all these lame captions."
Dubya - Thursday, July 29, 2004 at 18:43:36 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "*insert very funny caption here*"
Dr. Phil - Thursday, July 29, 2004 at 15:00:14 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Today the President revealed which part of his head he was dropped on as a child. "
tweeze - Thursday, July 29, 2004 at 14:47:45 (CDT)
"change da pic!! its embarassng!!"
g.w. bush - Thursday, July 29, 2004 at 14:02:36 (CDT)
"I wonder what I'm thinking right now......hmmmmm........"
theotherguy - Thursday, July 29, 2004 at 13:42:31 (CDT)
The Crybaby Award The Pretty Good Award "Stupid stuff pleeease change pictures I'm running outta of caption ideas"
meee - Thursday, July 29, 2004 at 12:27:21 (CDT)
"I'M OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD.........IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN.........WE ARE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE TOTO....."
Bush is so confused - Thursday, July 29, 2004 at 12:26:06 (CDT)
"This job is too much thinking for me"
duh - Thursday, July 29, 2004 at 10:49:44 (CDT)
"...and then the monkey ripped my brain right outta my noggin, I'm tellin you they have a monkey assasin squad training center in baghdad, and we will find it!"
mobygr8 - Thursday, July 29, 2004 at 06:57:35 (CDT)
"stupidstuff.org rawks! "
haha - Wednesday, July 28, 2004 at 20:10:47 (CDT)
"Dubya attempts to channel the spirit of Abe Lincoln. 'What was that Abe? You can please some of the people some of the time....'"
Poor Dubya - Wednesday, July 28, 2004 at 17:03:14 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "...And then I sprung fully formed from the forehead of a God"
- Wednesday, July 28, 2004 at 14:24:39 (CDT)
"Daddy, tell me again I'm the president of what?"
George W. Bush - Wednesday, July 28, 2004 at 14:22:33 (CDT)
"Dubya, WTF? Did you have too much coffee or are you on drugs?"
What the Hell? - Wednesday, July 28, 2004 at 14:21:32 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Hmm... today's the 28th, my picture has been up here since the 18th. That means I've been up for 7 days. No 14 days. No wait, there's 10 days in a week. No that's not right. Damn - get my picture down already so people will stop making fun of me."
Dubya - Wednesday, July 28, 2004 at 12:56:01 (CDT)
"HELLO BOSTON! WTF? I thought this was the Republican National Convention - I'm such a nitwit."
Doorknob - Wednesday, July 28, 2004 at 07:28:14 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "::sniffsniff:: Friends was...canceled? What will I do with my weekdays now?"
Twitch - Tuesday, July 27, 2004 at 21:36:42 (CDT)
"oh god...i really have to reconsider this..uhhh....damnit....uhhh....yes!...i mean no! i...uhhh...y did they make me president again?"
bitemebush - Monday, July 26, 2004 at 17:32:34 (CDT)
"Wow - I can't believe Lance Armstrong just won his 7th Tour de France"
Headline grabber - Monday, July 26, 2004 at 14:56:19 (CDT)
"bush racked his brains to find a caption for stupid stuff.org this week"
g e o - Monday, July 26, 2004 at 13:35:55 (CDT)
The Ass Clown Award "g.w.b.g.w.b.g.w.b.g.w.b.g.w.b.g.w.b.g.w.b.g.w.b.g.w.b"
weird person - Monday, July 26, 2004 at 13:34:51 (CDT)
The Golden Idiot Award  "I really hope I win the lame-ass award on stupidstuff.org!"
George W. Bush aka lame-ass - Monday, July 26, 2004 at 12:53:40 (CDT)
The Lamer Award "I need some ex-lax I'm so constipated!"
George W. Bush - Monday, July 26, 2004 at 12:47:54 (CDT)
"Brain goes here... wait? WHERE IS MY BRAIN?!!?!?!?!? IT'S GONE S#!T!!!!!"
Privite Parts - Monday, July 26, 2004 at 11:31:27 (CDT)
"Think of a dictator, any dictator..."
General failure - Monday, July 26, 2004 at 10:37:05 (CDT)
"Daddy, when I grow up I wanna be President just like you."
mee - Monday, July 26, 2004 at 07:28:30 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "StupidStuff.ORG rules!!"
gotta love me - Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 18:21:13 (CDT)
"I can see the future....We are screwed!"
I am your fearless leader - Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 18:18:39 (CDT)
"Bush: I sure seem to attract a lot of stupid captions."
George W. - Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 08:19:14 (CDT)
"i enjoy the prescence of a strong male"
tito - Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 01:11:58 (CDT)
"HEY MARTHA!"
I - Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 22:32:34 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "I am George Bush, and I approve of this message. thank you"
I - Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 22:26:39 (CDT)
"I see dumb people...!"
me - Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 22:25:24 (CDT)
The Golden Idiot Award "hi George W. Bush!!!!!!!11!!1!1!!!!1!"
I - Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 22:22:37 (CDT)
"wheres Monica Lewinskey when you need her"
penis - Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 16:51:19 (CDT)
"Oh! Weapons of MASS destruction...."
Fleetwood - Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 06:23:10 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Dammit, why can't I ever come up with a good caption for stupidstuff.org's caption contest?"
Dubya - Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 03:42:45 (CDT)
"where did i leave my keys?"
talley - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 18:40:50 (CDT)
"is that tumor getting BIGGER!"
talley - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 18:37:05 (CDT)
"Oh darn, I forgot my speech in the bathroom...oh sh*t, I used it as toilet paper."
was it sumtin i said? - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 18:27:01 (CDT)
"Do I really look that stupid when I give a speech?"
sicoboy - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 17:51:59 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "President Bush wins the Golden Idiot Award of the Year!"
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 17:46:26 (CDT)
"Which of my heads has the brain?"
Neither one!!! - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 17:41:01 (CDT)
"Where did I send that nuclear war head?"
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 17:39:26 (CDT)
"President Bush tried to imagine places that the WMDs could be..."
Colmanator - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 16:20:38 (CDT)
"Am I really as stupid as I look?"
George W. Bush - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 07:01:17 (CDT)
The Copy Cat Award "If i only had a brain"
Bush be dumb - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 06:54:04 (CDT)
"A dick & a bush are better than 2 John's. Yeah, that sounds like a good campaign slogan. A dick & a bush, a dick & a bush...where have I heard that before?"
Slogan Master - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 04:37:09 (CDT)
The Ass Clown Award "can i please have an assclown award? thanks!"
me - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 18:12:11 (CDT)
"Jeez - I always forget it's stupidstuff.org, not .com!"
kawpier - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 18:11:01 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Extraction Complete."
- Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 09:34:04 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "I should have chosen the bottle in front of me........"
Iatola of rockenrolla - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 09:30:16 (CDT)
"my head bone's connected to my..uhhh"
cheap laugh - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 09:27:11 (CDT)
"After attending a sign language seminary, President Bush demonstrates the international sign for 'moron'."
ASL is 4th most used US lang. - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 04:45:51 (CDT)
"Dammit, I have my shoes on the wrong feet again. I sure hope no one will notice."
dubya - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 04:44:05 (CDT)
The OOPS Award  "oh shoot someone already used that....damn it dont give me a copy cat I swear i thought of it myself..."
Kristin - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 23:29:58 (CDT)
The Copy Cat Award "Hey yall, you know what this is...it's a brain sucker and you know what its doing??? Starving!!!"
Kristin - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 23:22:25 (CDT)
"Wondering why his head hurts, he looks around for that hooker named 'Cheenie"
tweak - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 20:09:54 (CDT)
"Man, that cocaine is really giving me a major headrush...."
GWB - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 19:21:52 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Oh no, the Karl Rove chip feels like it's loose again!"
It's The Truth - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 19:19:51 (CDT)
"Bush practices positive self-talk prior to his bid for re-election. 'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
stuart smalley - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 18:53:31 (CDT)
"Okay, so say I lose the election this fall, maybe I can become the new leader of Iraq. Yeah, that's the ticket. They love me there."
yeah, right - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 18:51:56 (CDT)
"beloved president Bush scratches his forehead"
i love bush - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 13:02:41 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "I'm a little tea pot short and stout here is my handle..."
rhyme tyme - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 08:35:28 (CDT)
"Call Monica Lewinsky, ASAP"
- Monday, July 19, 2004 at 22:19:08 (CDT)
"I can't remember... I sure hope I am not getting that disease Reagan had."
- Monday, July 19, 2004 at 21:33:44 (CDT)
"Talk bubble above GWB's head: 'Who are all these people and why am I standing in front of them?'"
He's losing it - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 18:12:39 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Red wine with meat, white wine with fish...or is it...crap, I can't remember."
Poor Dubya - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 18:11:12 (CDT)
"What's my wife's name again? Oh, man, I wonder if this is how it all started with that ex-president that just died. What was his name?"
Uh Oh - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 18:08:15 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "When I speak in front of a group I’m supposed to imagine that I’m naked…or am I supposed to imagine that they’re naked…maybe we could all dance around a big fire to the beat of bongo music and just be naked…FOCUS! It’s SOMETHING about being naked! "
cornball - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 14:23:31 (CDT)
"Forehead's hot...think I got a temperature...911 F.?"
Dave C. - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 14:01:20 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Oh the humanity, you mean they actually killed the cat in the last caption contest?"
WWGBD? - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 13:30:27 (CDT)
"I don't know, what WOULD Jesus Do?"
WWGBD? - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 13:29:21 (CDT)
"Why did I get the WTF? award on the last caption contest?"
WWGBD? - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 13:28:43 (CDT)
"Taken moments before he ripped off the silicone mask revealing Bananas the Clown - the masquerade was finally over."
Not as he appears - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 13:26:36 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Too much coke makes my head hurt RIGHT HERE!"
Between the lines - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 13:25:26 (CDT)
"BRAIN FREEZE!"
Slurpees are a drug - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 13:24:56 (CDT)
"Damn you Gore - quite sticking needles in that voodoo doll of me."
Black magic - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 13:24:29 (CDT)
"...and then i thought, if I just think really hard about it, I can make John Kerry look like a bigger doofus than me..."
PMA - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 13:23:42 (CDT)
"Shoot - I can't remember what my stance is on gay marriages..."
Konfuzhion - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 13:21:29 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Jeez - I always forget it's StupidStuff.ORG, not .net!"
URL frenzy - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:34:36 (CDT)
"Daddy, I don't want to pose for another picture. C'mon daddy. Can't I just be a normal kid for once? Daddy!"
Poser - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:31:20 (CDT)
"What do I have to do to keep my pictures from continuously showing up on the caption contest on StupidStuff.ORG?"
repeat offender - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:29:32 (CDT)
"Then I popped the monster zit by grabbing it just like this and squeezing hard. It was really gross."
Too much greasy food - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:28:34 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "I said I wanted to get ''bombed with a girl with a nice rack''. Not that I ''wanted to bomb Iraq''!"
Definitely misquoted - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:26:40 (CDT)
"What would I do with a brain if I had one? That's a good question Dorothy. Can I go see the wizard with you?"
Follow the yellow brick road - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:24:56 (CDT)
"Of course I'm an excellent driver. Definitely have to watch People's Court at 3. Fish sticks on Tuesday. With tapioca pudding."
Rain Man in Washington - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:23:48 (CDT)
"Martha Stewart's going to jail? How will I learn how to make napkin holders out of old toilet paper rolls and sequins?"
Martha Stewart Living - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:22:21 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Mary Kate's got an eating disorder? Oh the humanity!"
I love twins - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:21:14 (CDT)
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Arab Emirates... no that's not it... damn - did I say that out loud?"
Mixed messages - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:20:07 (CDT)
"Damn - I wish I could remember dad's first name..."
Clueless in Washington - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:15:31 (CDT)
"I have a headache from partying with that Marine in Caption Contest #78."
Livin' la vida loco - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:14:52 (CDT)
"I shoulda had a V8."
Vote Democrat - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:09:16 (CDT)
"Then, the aliens put this thing on my head. I must say I liked the other probe better."
Alien probes - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:07:52 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Here's one for you: What's this?... A brain sucker - starving! Ha Ha Ha!"
Will work for food - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:07:08 (CDT)
"Gorby had this nasty birthmark right here. Always grossed me out."
Not nice to tease - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:06:16 (CDT)
"Do I look like I'm thinking when I do this?"
Duz this make me look fat? - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:05:32 (CDT)
"I am George Bush, and I approve of this message."
Puts the Duh in Duh-bya - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:03:48 (CDT)
"After Lessons from John Edward... 'This message is for someone over on the right side of the crowd. The name is James or Jim, or Jane - definitely a J name. They're saying there was something funny with a gun.'"
Crossing Over with Dubya - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 11:24:20 (CDT)
"OK - see - I was using super glue to fix something, then I accidentally touched my head. The Dr. says the glue will lose it's grip in a couple of months."
Stuck on you - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 07:57:53 (CDT)
"the white house decided to use a new method to find the weapons of mass destruction, bush's phycic powers!!"
- Monday, July 19, 2004 at 06:58:02 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "At the end of the dance, Dubya unfortunately realizes that the hokie pokie is, in fact, not what it's all about."
Poor Ting - Sunday, July 18, 2004 at 23:42:26 (CDT)
"Dubya falters during his rendition of the macarena."
Uh Oh - Sunday, July 18, 2004 at 23:40:18 (CDT)
"Where the f*^# did that psycho Saddam hide those weapons of mass destruction, dammit?"
Uh Oh - Sunday, July 18, 2004 at 23:38:48 (CDT)
"...and the doctors explained to me that during the lobotomy this portion of my brain will be rendered useless."
uh oh - Sunday, July 18, 2004 at 23:37:29 (CDT)
"Wait for it... Wait for it... Just give me a minute."
Francer - Sunday, July 18, 2004 at 23:34:09 (CDT)
"Saddam,Osama,Saddam,Osama. Make it fit, make it fit. make it fit."
Yeah, right. - Sunday, July 18, 2004 at 21:47:32 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Thinking hurts."
Surly - Sunday, July 18, 2004 at 21:37:28 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Dubya gestures to where the right half of his brain should be."
poor dubya - Sunday, July 18, 2004 at 19:51:07 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "'Declare war against Iraq?'...what the hell was I thinking?"
I dunno - Sunday, July 18, 2004 at 19:49:03 (CDT)
"Oh this headache, now I know how Sadam feels."
Klutch - Sunday, July 18, 2004 at 18:00:18 (CDT)
"(thinking) Ooo - that question was a stumper. I wonder what Dick would want me to say?"
tweeze - Sunday, July 18, 2004 at 16:39:27 (CDT)
"George practices eating. Oops! "
Tweeze - Sunday, July 18, 2004 at 16:29:43 (CDT)
"DOH!!"
G. W. Bush - Sunday, July 18, 2004 at 14:54:41 (CDT)


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