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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #82 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

The Crybaby Award "Its been almost one month get this crappy picture off of here"
WTF? - Friday, August 27, 2004 at 10:30:29 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "I am George Bush, and I approve of this message."
Dubya - Friday, August 27, 2004 at 07:34:21 (CDT)
"These things bug me."
duh - Friday, August 27, 2004 at 07:33:58 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Built by stupidstuff.org to destroy impatient caption contest contenders."
cornball - Tuesday, August 24, 2004 at 08:32:30 (CDT)
"This child is the product of a pregnant mother on crack"
cornball - Tuesday, August 24, 2004 at 08:28:35 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "The new pokemon. Mantisaw!"
Lizzie - Tuesday, August 24, 2004 at 01:47:12 (CDT)
"Why must I see this plant again? "
Dr. Phil - Monday, August 23, 2004 at 19:09:52 (CDT)
"Mean, green mantis machine"
dumass - Monday, August 23, 2004 at 10:11:45 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Crikey, says Steve Irwin, we are in trouble!"
- Monday, August 23, 2004 at 02:06:35 (CDT)
"Bullets . . . my only weakness . . . how did you know?"
Iggy Fat man - Sunday, August 22, 2004 at 23:11:28 (CDT)
"Would you call these toys or tools????"
Dominatrix - Sunday, August 22, 2004 at 00:25:32 (CDT)
"Honey, I'm home. come here sucker and I'll tear your head off."
The Matrix meets HP hun - Saturday, August 21, 2004 at 23:50:45 (CDT)
"Not only that, but they're motorized too!"
Jorgie - Saturday, August 21, 2004 at 05:51:57 (CDT)
"Let's get the kids to try to touch me now. MUHAHAHA!"
poot - Saturday, August 21, 2004 at 05:51:05 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Bugs gone wild!"
Kristin - Saturday, August 21, 2004 at 03:55:11 (CDT)
"Mantis Buzz-sawHands"
- Friday, August 20, 2004 at 10:51:26 (CDT)
"freddy krueger aint got nuttin on me!"
mike - Thursday, August 19, 2004 at 21:06:52 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Wheres NOV?? theres something on its wing!!!"
aeroman - Wednesday, August 18, 2004 at 04:18:18 (CDT)
"Proof of Evolution?"
K - Tuesday, August 17, 2004 at 22:55:11 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "I'm Tim the tool-mantis Taylor!"
moon - Tuesday, August 17, 2004 at 15:50:52 (CDT)
"The ex-Terminator, Rise of the Machines"
heyitsjustamovie - Tuesday, August 17, 2004 at 10:51:57 (CDT)
"OH CRAP! I RAN OUT OF GAS!"
squash that bug! - Monday, August 16, 2004 at 21:16:58 (CDT)
"I'll BE BACK!!!!!!"
Lisa S> N.J - Monday, August 16, 2004 at 17:39:19 (CDT)
"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to mess with US ???? "
Lisa S> N.J - Monday, August 16, 2004 at 17:35:47 (CDT)
"nanananananannanananannBugman bugman(To the tune of batman)"
the bat - Monday, August 16, 2004 at 14:58:36 (CDT)
"Those crazy monks get to pray and kick ass... why not me?"
JimmyD - Sunday, August 15, 2004 at 22:39:07 (CDT)
"OHHHH NOOOOO not the Terminex Guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
help me!!! - Sunday, August 15, 2004 at 13:30:51 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Product placement invades all places!"
goober - Saturday, August 14, 2004 at 19:32:10 (CDT)
"Did you drop the nano technology drum again there bill...?"
tweak_ll - Saturday, August 14, 2004 at 19:31:03 (CDT)
"the gm protesters were right the chemicals are having an affect on wildlife!!"
G E O - Saturday, August 14, 2004 at 05:18:32 (CDT)
"Failed Video Game Characters, now featuring Buzz Mantis"
God - Friday, August 13, 2004 at 19:28:14 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "It's not easy being green"
kermit - Friday, August 13, 2004 at 07:30:25 (CDT)
"Evil Dead 4, Ash vs the army of bugs"
aeroman - Thursday, August 12, 2004 at 23:05:59 (CDT)
"Who the hell actually did that to a bug?"
They must be sick! - Thursday, August 12, 2004 at 23:04:39 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "This can't be good for the environment!"
meeee - Thursday, August 12, 2004 at 23:00:51 (CDT)
"we are all praying Mantis will surrender..."
Kristin - Thursday, August 12, 2004 at 22:57:50 (CDT)
"The United States Government sends millions of these to IRAQ"
lets kick ass - Thursday, August 12, 2004 at 14:14:05 (CDT)
The Golden Idiot Award "WTF IS THIS PICTURE?"
DR. PHIL - Thursday, August 12, 2004 at 10:10:32 (CDT)
"What a termite looks like when magnified 1000x"
y ask y - Wednesday, August 11, 2004 at 14:34:24 (CDT)
"2nd place in the Photoshop nature contest."
2 dum 2 surf - Wednesday, August 11, 2004 at 14:29:33 (CDT)
"Airport security.....My Ass!"
Odeth-Bey - Wednesday, August 11, 2004 at 14:22:13 (CDT)
"Hey human, got any WD40?"
iatola of rockenrolla - Wednesday, August 11, 2004 at 13:22:37 (CDT)
"Coming this Fall to Fox: When Bugs Attack!"
Random programming - Wednesday, August 11, 2004 at 13:17:27 (CDT)
The Lamer Award "Enter a lame caption and I'll cut your fingers off you internet surfing loser!"
Bug's life - Wednesday, August 11, 2004 at 13:16:47 (CDT)
"What every Male Praying Mantis needs to protect himself against horny Females."
vreslomoshun - Wednesday, August 11, 2004 at 12:32:00 (CDT)
"Why Red Eye Cicada's disappear for 17 years."
Dave M, PA - Wednesday, August 11, 2004 at 12:05:16 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "anyone giving out that change the picture $hit, shut the feck up, i dont see you producing a website as well run as this..."
sick and tired of complaining - Wednesday, August 11, 2004 at 11:03:22 (CDT)
"From the director of Die Hard, and Face-Off, A Bugs life 3..."
Matthew Colman, N.Wales - Wednesday, August 11, 2004 at 10:13:53 (CDT)
"Release loads of them into Gardeners World- goodbye Mr.Titchmarsh"
F*kin greenfingers - Wednesday, August 11, 2004 at 10:10:46 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Stop whining Jan and submit a picture yourself."
Gender Neutral names are dumb - Wednesday, August 11, 2004 at 05:24:34 (CDT)
"Fear Factor insects fight back with their own secret weapon."
Ah Ha - Wednesday, August 11, 2004 at 05:23:12 (CDT)
"ENTER THE ARBORIST"
sam - Tuesday, August 10, 2004 at 09:01:28 (CDT)
The ZERO IQ Award "WTF, were you thinking when you picked this picture? Stupidstuff staff member should get the Golden Idiot Award."
Jan - Monday, August 09, 2004 at 22:49:09 (CDT)
"ON SALE NOW AT HOME DEPOT $199.99 "
WE HELP YOU BUILD!!! - Monday, August 09, 2004 at 22:47:23 (CDT)
"It ain't easu being me!!!"
mmeeee - Monday, August 09, 2004 at 22:44:54 (CDT)
"Next week on American Gladiators..."
eb - Monday, August 09, 2004 at 19:04:18 (CDT)
"Yo, Mac, you got any fresh blades? This thing is chewin up this wood."
eb - Monday, August 09, 2004 at 19:02:35 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "a small praying mantice on a stick with chian saws for hands"
stating the obvious - Monday, August 09, 2004 at 15:21:13 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "there be a limit on how much i allared to be sayin but jim hawrkins and me we go way back to 'afore ye was born and ida give me life to save im i would dont get me wrong--but he be a shady scoundrel"
dr. phil - Monday, August 09, 2004 at 13:52:41 (CDT)
"the newest student surpased the teacher in the art of Praying Mantis Buzz Fu"
Awcrap - Monday, August 09, 2004 at 12:58:22 (CDT)
"does it only come in green?"
lady mantis - Monday, August 09, 2004 at 07:25:18 (CDT)
"Unfortunate for this mantis, human had already developed the steele shank boot. "
fleas adam hadem - Monday, August 09, 2004 at 07:22:53 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "NO PRAYING IS SCHOOLS!"
iatola of rockenrolla - Monday, August 09, 2004 at 07:16:09 (CDT)
"and now for some post-coital fun"
iatola of rockenrolla - Monday, August 09, 2004 at 07:14:27 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Let's see Space Ghost try and kick my ass now!"
Zorak - Sunday, August 08, 2004 at 16:53:17 (CDT)
"I make predator vs ailen look like a care bear picknick"
aeroman - Sunday, August 08, 2004 at 04:21:39 (CDT)
"What are you lookin at? You want some? Huh? You want a little??"
aeroman - Sunday, August 08, 2004 at 04:12:43 (CDT)
"Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated"
aeroman - Sunday, August 08, 2004 at 04:02:01 (CDT)
"Come with me if you want to live"
aeroman - Sunday, August 08, 2004 at 03:59:31 (CDT)
"Coming soon to a hardware store near you, the new Power Mantis..."
aeroman - Sunday, August 08, 2004 at 03:58:33 (CDT)
"Tim Allen as an insect... MORE POWER!!"
aeroman - Sunday, August 08, 2004 at 03:57:33 (CDT)
"I Am Mantis! As Lord and Overseer, you shall bow down to my brutal commands! End communication"
nimatoad - Saturday, August 07, 2004 at 17:04:13 (CDT)
"The government said that their adaptation is proven to destroy the ozone"
Flip - Saturday, August 07, 2004 at 12:10:51 (CDT)
"OK Ned, its time to put down the saw and stop playing mantis."
iatola of rockenrolla - Saturday, August 07, 2004 at 06:28:35 (CDT)
"Edward Scissor Hands ain't got nothing on me"
Starr - Saturday, August 07, 2004 at 05:49:07 (CDT)
"When praying stops working, it's time to get down to business!"
Girly-Girl - Saturday, August 07, 2004 at 00:24:01 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "As our friend has demonstrated - new Fast Stick antiperspirant and deodorant gel goes on clear with no white residue or embarrassing clumps!"
cornball - Friday, August 06, 2004 at 15:50:14 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "You can't tell, but right now i'm giving you the finger."
cornball - Friday, August 06, 2004 at 15:31:06 (CDT)
"can opener?"
cornball - Friday, August 06, 2004 at 15:25:18 (CDT)
"The Texas Chainsaw Massacre would be more easily compared to the Care Bears when this guy gets finished"
4U vinny - Friday, August 06, 2004 at 15:12:44 (CDT)
"How many people are going to copy cat my chainsaw masacure idea???"
vinny - Friday, August 06, 2004 at 13:37:52 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "I could soooooo kick jackie Chan's ass now!"
unique - Friday, August 06, 2004 at 04:02:44 (CDT)
"after seeing it in it's natural habitat, Tim Allen, has given the male mantis a way of having more than just a one night stand."
unique - Friday, August 06, 2004 at 04:01:22 (CDT)
"My side itched. What of it? I was sewed up nice and good."
Varkoth - Thursday, August 05, 2004 at 22:38:11 (CDT)
"OH NO! There goes Tokyo, GO GO-GODMANTIS!"
Varkoth - Thursday, August 05, 2004 at 22:37:30 (CDT)
"I had this same operation once, only, it's not quite so cool on a human. Trust me."
Varkoth - Thursday, August 05, 2004 at 22:35:01 (CDT)
"After the robot wars marathon, the bugs quit fighting in primal ways."
tweak_ll - Thursday, August 05, 2004 at 21:49:56 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "PMS in the insect world takes a nasty turn. New microscopes help cientists discover that the females, in fact, do not BITE the head off of their partners."
Yikes - Thursday, August 05, 2004 at 17:58:11 (CDT)
"He doesn't mind the saws so much...it's where he has to plug in the extention cord that really bothers him."
cornball - Thursday, August 05, 2004 at 09:06:55 (CDT)
"Scientists recently discovered that praying mantis and skill saws can reproduce...NOBODY'S making fun of the offspring"
cornball - Thursday, August 05, 2004 at 08:58:55 (CDT)
"The wildlife at Chernobyl, 2004"
Oh No - Thursday, August 05, 2004 at 04:59:55 (CDT)
"So . . . Who here has seen The Texas Chainsaw Massacre? "
- Wednesday, August 04, 2004 at 21:20:37 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "i love when green thigns cut other things "
dave farnin - Wednesday, August 04, 2004 at 16:49:58 (CDT)
The Lamer Award "dood, this is dewde. i have no captions but i really wanna win! PLEASE LET ME WIN PLEASE LET ME WIN"
Dr. Phil aka sillie - Wednesday, August 04, 2004 at 11:28:58 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "Shhhhhh, I'm huntin' wabbits, hehehehehe"
Mr. E. Fudd - Wednesday, August 04, 2004 at 06:14:49 (CDT)
"As long as I stand really still, I don't think anyone will spot me."
theotherguy - Wednesday, August 04, 2004 at 06:12:39 (CDT)
"An amputation waiting to happen."
Uh Oh - Wednesday, August 04, 2004 at 06:07:11 (CDT)
"Something tells me this picture is a fake."
No Way - Wednesday, August 04, 2004 at 06:03:33 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award  "The insect version of Lorena Bobbitt."
Un Oh - Wednesday, August 04, 2004 at 06:01:51 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "I guess self-gratification is out of the question for this poor guy."
That'd leave a mark - Wednesday, August 04, 2004 at 06:00:57 (CDT)
The Golden Idiot Award "I am totally pissed"
hahaha - Tuesday, August 03, 2004 at 07:56:47 (CDT)
"Hey I just found out I could have saved alot of money on my insurance with Giecko"
oh well - Tuesday, August 03, 2004 at 07:56:18 (CDT)
"I am one mean grean fighting machine!!!"
meee - Tuesday, August 03, 2004 at 07:54:03 (CDT)
The Crybaby Award  "the interviewer is a copy cat!!"
vinny - Tuesday, August 03, 2004 at 07:52:36 (CDT)
"I AM THE INVADING OVERLORD KANG.......and I endorse this message."
Kang! - Tuesday, August 03, 2004 at 04:59:05 (CDT)
"And here's me thinking that giant alien insects would have lasers...go figure."
theotherguy - Tuesday, August 03, 2004 at 04:56:38 (CDT)
"ummm are the insects actually gonna rebel this time....oh my dear god look at that large praying mantis army umm run its only a 100 ft chainsaw holding bug!"
Tom Feltons Girl - Tuesday, August 03, 2004 at 00:13:56 (CDT)
The Copy Cat Award "It's the Texas Chainsaw Massacure all over again oh my god run for your lives ahhhhhhh........! He'll chop off your head!!!!!!!!!"
The Interviewer - Tuesday, August 03, 2004 at 00:12:40 (CDT)
"Can I get a job at the deli?"
meeeee - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 20:20:32 (CDT)
"Johnny Five is Alive!!!!!!!"
Jan - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 20:19:35 (CDT)
"Watch Out! Its the Texas chainsaw masacur"
vinny - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 20:18:21 (CDT)
"now i can't itch my butt "
Beth - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 18:24:52 (CDT)
"Who needs attack dogs"
Garden fan - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 15:58:22 (CDT)
"Just try and squash me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
O.W. - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 15:57:00 (CDT)
"Bugs life meets Terminator"
Matt - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 14:58:30 (CDT)
"Sears new mascot BUG VILLA"
Jan - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 14:31:55 (CDT)
"Gooo Pokemon!! Bloody Slice Attack!!!"
theotherguy - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 12:24:59 (CDT)
"Iraq has now sent their most effective weapon... Be alert, and on your guard."
Yeah_Right - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 11:36:46 (CDT)
The Crybaby Award  "Look at me!!! "
[email protected] - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 11:16:12 (CDT)
The Ass Clown Award "THIS PICTURE IS SCARY... U SKARE DR. PHIL"
DR. PHIL - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 11:07:34 (CDT)
"i am running out of caption ideas cuz i spent them all on bush. doh!"
Dr. Phil - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 11:05:53 (CDT)
"Mad sciencetist creates millions of killer bugs"
this is dumb - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 10:35:44 (CDT)
"Gods gift to the praying mantis that actually prays"
cornball - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 08:11:10 (CDT)
"the hannible lector of the bug world"
g e o - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 06:40:33 (CDT)
"this will be the face of the new u.s army, no humans, just demented praying mantacis"
g e o - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 06:34:41 (CDT)
"The aftermath of a bioterroristic attack."
Uh Oh - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 02:12:58 (CDT)
"This is your brain on drugs."
Just Say No - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 02:12:12 (CDT)
"Peter's friends play a trick on him & fit him with saws instead of cymbals."
That's gonna hurt - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 02:06:31 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Mantis Scissorhands"
The Sequel - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 02:04:27 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "You're wrong sir. Nuclear waste in the environment DOES NOT create mutant life forms."
Uh Oh - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 01:58:45 (CDT)
"New Movie: ''Honey, I Shrunk The Lost World''...."
S. Spielberg - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 01:28:34 (CDT)
"....and for the girl who tires of chewing off her lover's head...."
tweeze - Monday, August 02, 2004 at 00:53:21 (CDT)
"Human lumberjacks are now obsolete."
Dave C. - Sunday, August 01, 2004 at 22:43:45 (CDT)
"Holy *$&%!, this can't be good......"
The Orkin Man - Sunday, August 01, 2004 at 22:11:19 (CDT)
"Bio-engineering boo-boo."
Dood - Sunday, August 01, 2004 at 21:52:35 (CDT)


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