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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #85 (Closed)

Welcome to the StupidStuff.org Caption Contest, where you get to title a picture from our photo galleries. Give us your best shot and fire away. The best comment will be added to the picture gallery (with credit, if you include your name).

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Current Captions:

The What the $#&! Award "COP: Oh look! A bird!"
;masndkjasndkjasndkj Butt head - Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 19:33:48 (CDT)
"On this Episode of COPS, we have a staff member from Stupidstuff.ORG doing the usual."
What If I were A Rabbit - Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 19:14:35 (CDT)
"Hey, cop, get your finger outta my neck!"
ouch - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 17:40:07 (CDT)
"What if 'she' is really a 'he' and they're trying to get into the mile-low club?"
Sex on a moving vehicle? - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 17:38:33 (CDT)
"Why does he -really- want her to pull over?"
Assiz Good - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 14:36:07 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Monica Lewinsky and Kobe Bryant are at it again!"
I have a nose - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 13:03:58 (CDT)
"Oh wow, just yesterday I forgot to wear my pants and I got a ride home on... Oh wait, hey thats me!"
Simsonsakdn - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 12:55:22 (CDT)
"And this ladies and gentlemen is when all chaos broke loose, we spelled POLICE wrong on our uniforms and Deputy Tagil dressed up like a woman and harassed a member of the Black Death Bike Gang "
Poop has lots of Vitamin C - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 12:53:30 (CDT)
"MTV SUX MAN. BAN IT"
DR PHIL - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 18:14:55 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Reminds me of the driver pulled over with nothing but undershorts on and cited for speedo-ing."
Dave C. - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 17:11:19 (CDT)
"is this the video to that biker boyz thong song remix?"
sisquo - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 22:45:44 (CDT)
The Copy Cat Award "maam, i'm gonna have to give you a ticket for wearing white after labor day!"
fashion police - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 22:44:37 (CDT)
"SMELL MY FINGER!"
Starr - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 22:43:48 (CDT)
"those new but out, leg out chaps are all the rage"
NICU - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 22:42:57 (CDT)
The Lamer Award "Kiss my ass"
meee - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 10:24:18 (CDT)
"Cop: Are you drunk? you were skidding all over the road"
Jimmy Boy H - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 09:25:49 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Look, the moon is only half-full."
Hahahaha - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 04:46:40 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Does this blazer make my ass look big?"
well does it? - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 04:42:54 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Excuse me, do you happen to have any grey poupon?"
too much TV - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 04:40:09 (CDT)
"Something's thong here."
Punster - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 04:38:45 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "Very cheeky, baby."
unique - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 04:05:39 (CDT)
The Ass Clown Award "The officer is giving her an AssClown citation."
Iatola of rockenrolla - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 02:16:09 (CDT)
"I'm not sure that's really a recommended use for leather."
Ya Think? - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 18:14:58 (CDT)
"And now you know why Steve had to apply Armor-All to his seat so frequently."
Ewww - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 18:14:16 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Cop: I'm giving you a ticket for leaving skid marks...on your seat!"
boots - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 13:41:37 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "After seeing his tail lights, I can't wait to see his flashers."
cornball - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 05:36:20 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "This considerate police man is pointing in hopes that oncoming traffic wont miss out on the action."
cornball - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 05:33:01 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Hey look. Stupidstuff.org finally posted that pic of Nov & Me on their caption contest."
TeeHee - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 00:58:46 (CDT)
The ZERO IQ Award "this should be made illegal. little children might see it. eww"
dr. phil - Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 20:28:53 (CDT)
"Biker bum getting hazed by the man...."
chris - Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 18:59:34 (CDT)
"After her boyfriend used Armor-All on the seat, Shelly found it easier to 'stick' on the seat when not wearing any panties."
Naughty naughty - Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 18:46:24 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Cavity Search"
spread em - Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 17:43:48 (CDT)
"Say no to crack"
Rachel - Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 17:31:22 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "MAN! I feel like a woman!"
Shania - Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 17:30:57 (CDT)
"When her boyfriend told her 'I wanna put some fun between your legs,' Candy had no idea this is what he meant."
Poor ting - Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 05:07:19 (CDT)
"Candy smacks herself on the forehead when she suddenly realizes that she forgot to put her pants on."
You dummy - Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 05:03:52 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Maybe he's gonna arrest her for wearing white after labor day."
Ya think? - Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 05:02:38 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "I wonder what kind of thrust she puts out?"
The bike, of course - Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 05:01:06 (CDT)
"Does his jacket say poucie (pussy) or policie?"
Jessican Simpson - Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 04:56:27 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Yeah, you're right, the stiletto heels do complete the bike ensemble."
ooh la la - Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 04:55:01 (CDT)
"She is gonna have some MAJOR road rash if he drops that bike on the pavement."
That'll leave a mark - Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 04:53:01 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Candy knew she had hit the big time when she got a police escort to her porno shoot."
ewww - Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 04:51:16 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Excuse me miss - you don't appear to be wearing a crash helmet"
Roddysul - Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 04:50:49 (CDT)
"Crack kills"
Brandon - Monday, September 20, 2004 at 21:05:34 (CDT)


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