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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #87 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"I gotta sack my make-up people!"
geo - Sunday, October 10, 2004 at 11:17:53 (CDT)
"Never ever do tequilla shots at Frat parties......."
- Sunday, October 10, 2004 at 09:29:36 (CDT)
"You're gonna need a lot more paint than that to hide them over-collagened lips."
Maybe the swelling'll go down - Sunday, October 10, 2004 at 03:29:21 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "See, your mother was right. You really do turn blue if you hold your breath too long."
I KNEW it - Sunday, October 10, 2004 at 03:27:24 (CDT)
"If you think this is cool, you should see his hut."
Hmm - Sunday, October 10, 2004 at 03:25:13 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Somebody took 'coloring outside the box' a little too far!"
Hmm - Sunday, October 10, 2004 at 03:24:35 (CDT)
"Look at this poor child, stricken by a rare disease that causes random people to draw things all over him..."
Donate to this Cause. - Saturday, October 09, 2004 at 16:33:56 (CDT)
"Oooooo I wonder what he'd do If i gave em a wet willy"
- Saturday, October 09, 2004 at 11:34:26 (CDT)
The Lamer Award "We found Saddam?"
- Saturday, October 09, 2004 at 11:33:13 (CDT)
The ZERO IQ Award "Kinda looks like theres a harbor behind him with a pole with bananas hanging from the side of it"
- Saturday, October 09, 2004 at 11:29:44 (CDT)
"We found Jimi Hendrix, lost somewhere in Africa yesterday, this is what he had to say... I wanted all the acid I could get, and I turned out like this"
- Saturday, October 09, 2004 at 11:28:07 (CDT)
"I've having trouble deciding whether the person in this picture is real or fake"
- Saturday, October 09, 2004 at 11:27:16 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Poor homeless people continue to get splattered with blueberry syrup and flour. Its up to you to join the Help Homeless People Society by calling 555-STOP "
- Saturday, October 09, 2004 at 11:26:39 (CDT)
"The after-effects Oxy Clean DIDNT want you to know about"
- Saturday, October 09, 2004 at 11:24:28 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "This is what happens when you play the blues non-stop for forty years"
- Saturday, October 09, 2004 at 11:23:40 (CDT)
"A/S/L, Got a picture? "
- Saturday, October 09, 2004 at 11:22:22 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Kookobunda never revived from his brutal beating with a waffle iron"
mdawg - Friday, October 08, 2004 at 22:45:50 (CDT)
"Its easy breeze beautiful cover girl!"
Kristin - Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 23:04:14 (CDT)
The ZERO IQ Award "hey look at me! I just got photoshop! Aren't I good?"
Kristin - Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 23:03:11 (CDT)
"I should have read the License Agreement"
- Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 17:19:41 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Here's a picture of me and Tim in africa when we were on major acid"
- Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 16:33:46 (CDT)
"Papa Smurf poses for a shot..."
.. - Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 16:31:31 (CDT)
"Intel/Blue Man Group commercial: That's not exactly what we're looking for. Do you have anything in more of a solid blue?"
cornball - Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 14:12:31 (CDT)
"Clinique sends facial mask and peele aid to africa."
for just 20 cents a day - Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 07:35:11 (CDT)
"Hazing, Nigerian style!"
Hahaha - Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 18:26:27 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "I can SO relate. I can't tell you HOW many times I awoke to find myself covered in body paint or other fluids during my collegiate days."
I'm glad those days are gone - Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 18:25:46 (CDT)
"It was quickly determined that the original smurf prototype would be too difficult to copy so Sesame Street opted for a solid color instead."
Now you tell me! - Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 18:23:34 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "In the U.S. it's National Depression & Anxiety Day. Guess that's why this guy is feeling a little 'blue'."
Punster - Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 18:21:00 (CDT)
"I feel your pain"
Bill 'bad example' Clinton - Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 18:19:44 (CDT)
"What the heck, did he like paint a mustache on his picture or is that his real mustache or what, thats hilarious haha"
- Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 17:18:14 (CDT)
"Is this where I addition for Nightcrawler?"
X Men - Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 14:53:47 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "In urban news... yet another mime was attacked by vigilante street artists today..."
- Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 13:33:02 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "And this model of recliner comes at a discount, on account of being shaped like an African tribesman"
Jake - Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 08:42:44 (CDT)
"I JUST WANT TO FIT IN"
loser - Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 08:24:59 (CDT)
"Never say to a Chelsea supporter that you support manutd."
Jimmy boy H - Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 04:18:36 (CDT)
"Michael Jackson fans will do anything for attention"
unique - Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 03:44:29 (CDT)
"His skin is lookin a little ashy."
lameass picture - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 23:59:38 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "My name is Charlie Brown and I want to know why the kids always pick on me."
Stop pickin on him - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 23:58:26 (CDT)
"Hey I know this guy! I met him in Africa and he said that if anyone made fun of his new look he'd beat the crap out of them."
- Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 21:28:58 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Graffiti decided to paint his eyes human color, JUST to be normal like everyone else"
- Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 21:28:03 (CDT)
The Lamer Award The Crybaby Award "There goes John Kerry again, chaaaangin' faces just like always..."
woot #1 - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 21:26:15 (CDT)
"Yeah, I visited Africa last week and it seems that the tribesmen have gotten their hands on blueberries and large waffle burners"
- Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 21:23:44 (CDT)
"After being made fun of by his funny face, Baghdaboha decided to come to school with a whole new look that only made it worst"
- Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 21:22:42 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "The after-effect of my mom when she shaved her hair and watched football while drinking a keg in the hood all night long"
Butt Head - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 21:21:42 (CDT)
The Ass Clown Award "People who keep trying to get idiot awards and ass awards are dumb asses, like this tribemen's right here who was chased down by a group of crazy ass clowns... its sad *sniff* *sniff* and Bush doens't do a thing about it"
sfdfdsa - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 21:19:55 (CDT)
"I find the person rather attractive"
dr. phil - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 19:12:03 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Oogabunda went to extreme measures to camoflage the cold sore on his left upper lip."
oh yeah - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 17:33:46 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, so pretty & witty & gay!"
you got that right - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 17:31:15 (CDT)
"I have one word for you: retaliation."
payback is hell - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 17:30:06 (CDT)
"I have two words for you: anger management."
Hmm - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 17:29:01 (CDT)
"They told me it was a temp!"
geo - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 15:22:53 (CDT)
"For this, I shave my head?"
Oh, man! - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 14:51:09 (CDT)
"I hope this is not permanent ink!"
This guy has serious issues - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 11:54:43 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Perfect example of why you shouldn't trust your friends to take care of you after a night of heavy drinking."
cornball - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 11:19:29 (CDT)
"I've been told that all the blue really brings out the color in my eyes."
cornball - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 11:14:35 (CDT)
"Graffiti is not only a form of art, it's way of life."
cornball - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 11:13:21 (CDT)
The Lamer Award "This person is an idiot "
- Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 10:52:42 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "NEVER fall asleep while your kindergartner practices his chalk art"
- Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 10:45:55 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Got stuck inside the automatic feed of the copier"
uugily - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 09:04:25 (CDT)
The Lamer Award "Holy cow that guy looks really scary, lol"
- Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 08:32:03 (CDT)
"Brrrrrrr"
uh oh, shrinkage factor - Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 04:35:17 (CDT)
"This is our new company mascot, the blueberry waffle!"
wafflehouse - Monday, October 04, 2004 at 21:39:32 (CDT)
"I shaved everywhere for this?!!"
Dave C. - Monday, October 04, 2004 at 21:17:33 (CDT)
"Li'l Boy Blue come blow dat horn. Sheep in da meadow, cow in da corn."
Hep Cat - Monday, October 04, 2004 at 17:35:48 (CDT)
"Nice tattoo, dude"
kewl - Monday, October 04, 2004 at 14:11:45 (CDT)
"Where make-up is concerned, I've always been a 'winter' person."
Shim - Monday, October 04, 2004 at 14:10:48 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "I said 'those colors work FOR me' not 'ON' me!"
DOH - Monday, October 04, 2004 at 14:09:47 (CDT)
"Yes, waffles do make a nice medium for paint application."
thanks - Monday, October 04, 2004 at 14:05:59 (CDT)
"You missed a bit"
James the lazy student - Monday, October 04, 2004 at 14:02:26 (CDT)
"Trick or Treat!"
meee - Monday, October 04, 2004 at 11:38:46 (CDT)


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