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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #88 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

"Haha, those Chinese people are so funny"
- Sunday, October 17, 2004 at 11:41:25 (CDT)
"After Jackie's parents told him that his head was way too small he came up with a great new invention that made his parents proud. Side effects may include....."
- Sunday, October 17, 2004 at 11:40:32 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "And here's the 743rd chance of dying in a chinese resturaunt, suffocating on a large balloon"
- Sunday, October 17, 2004 at 11:39:39 (CDT)
"Chow Young learns that looking through the inside of the condom is like X-ray glasses"
- Sunday, October 17, 2004 at 11:37:37 (CDT)
"Suddam tries once again to assinate an unfortunate civilian with a brain-sucking condom device"
- Sunday, October 17, 2004 at 11:36:38 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "The new and improved version of the Cone Head mask"
- Sunday, October 17, 2004 at 11:36:05 (CDT)
"Good thinking... Wear protection when with Bloody Mary!"
Bud Smoker - Sunday, October 17, 2004 at 01:31:21 (CDT)
"Chang proved for once and for all that Bazooka still gave you more bang for your buck then Bubble Yum!"
Jung Hung Lo - Saturday, October 16, 2004 at 18:02:26 (CDT)
The Ass Clown Award "OMGOMG WATIER IS HAWT!"
DR PHILL - Saturday, October 16, 2004 at 14:09:36 (CDT)
"Of course I knoI i have a balloon on my head, what do you think I am, Stupid?"
- Saturday, October 16, 2004 at 14:00:11 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "After spending all day with his head up his boss' butt, Waiyu had a mean blister."
That's gotta hurt - Friday, October 15, 2004 at 21:44:21 (CDT)
"Waiter will do anything to avoid the smell of today's special"
scarface - Friday, October 15, 2004 at 18:43:56 (CDT)
"Pimple covers man's entire face"
scarface - Friday, October 15, 2004 at 18:42:04 (CDT)
"local resturaunt tries out its new chef hats...customers and chefs alike disagree on the matter"
o well - Friday, October 15, 2004 at 18:19:56 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Auditions for Dave Lettermans Stupid Human Tricks"
Jannnn - Friday, October 15, 2004 at 09:56:07 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "The Bubble Boy gets a job"
Meee - Friday, October 15, 2004 at 09:55:18 (CDT)
"Captain Condom® on the weekends..."
foshizzle - Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 22:59:39 (CDT)
"Look, if you wanted to suck on something, you could of just asked!"
- Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 22:55:46 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Now all we need is a room!"
- Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 22:53:37 (CDT)
"Everybody Wang Chung Tonight"
- Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 16:15:24 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "The result of incorporating ginkgos in the asian cuisine"
Kristin - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 23:42:09 (CDT)
"That waiter is such a dick head"
kristin - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 23:39:26 (CDT)
"Kinda makes you wonder what this guy does for an encore, eh?"
Hmm - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 18:34:02 (CDT)
"What? You like my tie? Oh, I thought you said 'I want a mai tai.' Sorry, my hearing's a little muffled today for some reason."
I wonder - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 18:32:21 (CDT)
"After numerous patron complaints of hairs found in the food, the Fuk Mi Restaurant took drastic measures to prevent further occurrences."
That'll work - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 18:28:15 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Health & sanitation regulations are getting COMPLETELY out of control."
You got that right - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 18:26:08 (CDT)
"You need more protection than that from the mafia"
ZomboRatguy - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 12:46:04 (CDT)
"When I said go screw yourself, I didn't mean it literally!"
Oblong Sphereoid - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 11:23:03 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "While enjoying a quiet dinner, Bob suddenly realizes he had a ulcer. Asprin cures headaches. "
Emperor of Checkered Signs - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 11:21:20 (CDT)
"After Wang spent the day at the beach he didn't realize he went to work with a Jelly Fish attached to his head"
Krusty - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 10:28:39 (CDT)
"These kids today and their crazy fads!"
Ye Olde Geezer - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 10:21:42 (CDT)
"Mmmm....Virginity is like a balloon- one prick and its gone..."
ur mum - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 09:40:51 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "After doctors successfully surgically separated Xiao from his conjoined twin, they were, sadly, unable to remove the tissue expanders placed into his head pre-operatively."
It definitely left it's mark - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 04:20:03 (CDT)
"So then I told my wife 'I'm the man of the house and what I say goes. I'm NOT putting that thing on my penis and that's final! I really don't care WHAT you do with it.'"
That'll teach him - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 04:16:37 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Hazing, Chinese restaurant style!"
Poor ting - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 04:11:44 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "When it arrived in the mail, the device 'guaranteed to give the illusion that you're a foot taller than you are' was not quite was Xiao expected when it was advertised on the Home Shopping Network."
ya think? - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 04:10:49 (CDT)
"Man at table: 'Wow, I wonder where I can get one of those. It's way cool.'"
He was talking about Xiao - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 04:08:05 (CDT)
"Would you really wanna drink or eat anything served by this guy?"
I think NOT - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 04:06:43 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Xiao Xing: I don't understand. I do as instructions say. I put condom on 'head' but my wife still get pregnant."
Lost in translation - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 04:04:29 (CDT)
"Wi Lee combines his job with his 'How Static Electricity Is Produced' school project."
Nice boss to allow that! - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 04:03:01 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "What some people won't do for minimum wage!"
Oh My - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 04:00:38 (CDT)
"The Heath & Safety department of Foods and Consumers has confessed that Hairnets were the cause of 'dorkiness syndrome' sufferers. They stated if da waiters wear Hair balloons, oxygen will no longer be able to escape their puny minds"
Chloe - Tuesday, October 12, 2004 at 03:54:34 (CDT)
The What the $#&! Award "Hey dont tease me, I don't want to get hearing aids"
da wolf - Tuesday, October 12, 2004 at 03:41:02 (CDT)
"After finding that hairnets allow some hairs to escape, the Board of Health now requires haircondoms."
Dave C. - Monday, October 11, 2004 at 21:18:55 (CDT)
"After getting laid off from The Justice League of America, Condom Man makes ends meet by waiting tables."
chucky - Monday, October 11, 2004 at 16:16:44 (CDT)
"Go back to the zoo you freak"
- Monday, October 11, 2004 at 14:39:07 (CDT)
"Heres a picture one millisecond before Wang Chung was asassinated by Egore the crazy scientist"
- Monday, October 11, 2004 at 14:38:52 (CDT)
"Waiter: Alright... just act normal, ignore the stares, everything will be fine I have 5 minutes till my shift is over... whew..."
- Monday, October 11, 2004 at 14:37:06 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Gabherighan: I am not a waiter, take me to your leader "
- Monday, October 11, 2004 at 14:35:49 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Going to a 5 star restaurant : $200 Getting the host of Curb Your Enthusiam to order an extremely alocoholic drink : $32 Getting your waiter to test it and watch him go completely insane while his face bunches up : Priceless"
- Monday, October 11, 2004 at 14:35:10 (CDT)
"The only sure way to keep head lice under control without chemicals."
Dood - Monday, October 11, 2004 at 12:29:06 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Truly a Bad Hair Day"
Dood - Monday, October 11, 2004 at 12:28:14 (CDT)
"Is that a condom on your head or you just pleased to see me"
dave garrett - Monday, October 11, 2004 at 10:20:54 (CDT)
"Bubble-wear is the new thing for all of the ab-fab people out there. Ab-fab is absolutely fabulous for you untrendyfuls."
Javaman - Monday, October 11, 2004 at 09:33:36 (CDT)


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