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StupidStuff.org Caption Contest #90 (Closed)

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Current Captions:

The Gold Medal Award "This is Rosie O'Donnells Fantasy"
Yummy - Monday, October 25, 2004 at 09:10:18 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Memo : Sgt . Preston Desk ! It seems that Assclown Sugary Pete is at it again ! Call Racket Squad to have this messy eater of doughnuts off the very streets ! Hint: He dances the Hokey Pokey barefooted while eating at the time !"
Bugsy Galore - Monday, October 25, 2004 at 06:47:49 (CDT)
"id like to cenfess to eating to dounut, but youll never catch me !! mmmwwwwhahahahahahaa!!!"
- Monday, October 25, 2004 at 04:36:51 (CDT)
"humm . . well looking at the feet it looks like were looking for a clown with an incredibly large sugar fettish"
geo - Monday, October 25, 2004 at 04:34:34 (CDT)
"Severina Vuckovic had an Triple XXX Picnic with the Assclown Baker to drop this on her and the Cops want to know who littered the street with this , too !"
Oogi Boogi Ooga - Monday, October 25, 2004 at 03:28:17 (CDT)
"hmmm. i seem to be leaking..."
big black arab - Monday, October 25, 2004 at 01:16:25 (CDT)
"The Twinky Mascot is no more..."
- Friday, October 22, 2004 at 16:53:18 (CDT)
"Who could do something like this. Call his parents."
gus - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 12:20:52 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "This is the donut that ate caption 88"
dr phil - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 19:26:21 (CDT)
"Who let the donut out"
DR PHIL - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 19:25:02 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "BAD COP!!...No more doughnuts for you!"
- Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 11:44:10 (CDT)
"WWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOO KKIILLEEDD MMYY BBRROO...... NOW YOUR ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 08:18:47 (CDT)
"coolition soldiers Iraq's WMD's, apperantly Saddam was planning to kill us all with sugar comas."
sb - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 23:52:21 (CDT)
"If you are what you eat, then this cop has had it."
iatola of rockenrolla - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 14:11:16 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "6,768,534 calories per serving"
meee - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 13:45:10 (CDT)
"He never even had a chance once the police showed up. *sniffles*"
EC7SHIR - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 12:34:03 (CDT)
"He was a friend of mine, and will always be remembered. He always appeared to be tough, but everyone just The Gold Medal Award  knew he was all warm and gooey inside. His wife walked all over him."
Varkoth - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 12:14:32 (CDT)
"Homer Simpson could not resist the worlds biggest donut"
- Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:53:04 (CDT)
"We beleive that finding the owner of the foot prints will be realatively easy based on that we beleive they have some realy weird lookin toes!"
aeroman - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 02:41:23 (CDT)
"that is definately a donut, not a twinkie"
right... - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 22:42:58 (CDT)
"Yeah... see... even if you throw your huge twinkies across the caution tape we'll still get you"
- Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 19:13:38 (CDT)
The Ass Clown Award "The tape says do not cross, but their could for sure be grapes in that room to the right. ANd if the wolf howls will the moon fill with pudding? I do not know, but sometimes we have to understand what our Soldiers died for and we must cherish life"
- Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 19:12:30 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "Pastry Planet - And here we have a lone twinky lying, dead, in the middle of an alleyway, open to it's biggest predator, the policman, lets watch closely to see what happens next..."
typing messes up the BRAAIN - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 19:10:46 (CDT)
"Another victim from the twinky family dies after it's arch rival, the hostess cupcake, pushes him out the window, this is another sad sad day on America's Most Wanted Donut"
- Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 19:08:45 (CDT)
"CRIMINAL CASE : Criminal walked into an apartment where he tripped and fell into Luigi's world record breaking massive twinky. After this he fell 50 stories and landed safely onto the ground, if you have any questions regarding this criminal call 911"
- Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 19:06:22 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "This is not funny at all, this is hard to look at, I happen to like pastres a whole lot and to see one of them die like this is heart-breaking, you people are terrible people, pastries have feelings too you know... omg... this is so sad"
this made me cry, this is not - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 19:04:44 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award "This looks like a job for the CSI Pastrycide Unit!"
Dave C. - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 17:50:11 (CDT)
"New diet: you're only alowed one donut a week"
this is lame - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 13:58:07 (CDT)
"KING KONG DROPPED HIS BREAKFAST"
this is stupid - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 09:02:47 (CDT)
"The Atkins diet killer lays to rest yet another tempting carb!"
cornball - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 07:32:54 (CDT)
"ALIEN was getting desperate."
Bud Smoker - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 23:50:27 (CDT)
"Twas a horrible day in donutville when dear old strawberry was found dead in a back alley way"
- Monday, October 18, 2004 at 23:26:28 (CDT)
"this is what happens to cops when they use their confiscated drug and find the oven"
dawolf - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 23:12:15 (CDT)
"The serial killer has now moved onto to other forms of breakfast for his victims."
Kristin - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 21:21:10 (CDT)
"Time to kill the donuts!"
Kristin - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 21:18:22 (CDT)
The Gold Medal Award "Donut cross the yellow tape!"
Kristin - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 21:17:30 (CDT)
"guns dont kill, cops kill."
thor - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 20:25:24 (CDT)
"Tracking Big Foot was turning out to be a far easier search than officers had first anticipated."
Wait, there he is! - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 14:42:24 (CDT)
"Officer Dan thought he had the best halloween costume ever until he got drunk & fell out the window."
Oops - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 13:21:24 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "A cop's worst nightmare...doughnut suicide."
Oh No - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 12:18:37 (CDT)
"our top story today: a barefooted man walked into an alleyway with a giant donut and then ate it.... police are looking for this no longer hungry and potentially coffee-seeking person"
TC - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 09:25:48 (CDT)
The Pretty Good Award  "pwned!!!!!!!"
- Monday, October 18, 2004 at 09:18:10 (CDT)


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