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Reader Email #12

This is a note that was posted in response to Caption Contest #12.

"To StupidStuff.org---I have been employed as an officer of the law for over 15 years. I work in the Sacramento district...I really don't appreciate these sorts of jokes...I know it may seem like fun and games to you guys, but when someone is mocking you and your profession, it truly hurts. I have lately been considering quitting my job, because of personal reasons, and this mocking picture doesn't make matters any better. The entire police office of Sacramento has agreed with me, and we suggest you remove the picture to prevent further problems. Please do not take this against the website, I spend much time on this site, and enjoy it greatly. I am simply suggesting removing the above picture of police officers handling evidence. There is no way to insinutate that they are using the drug products. So, thanks again, please take my suggestion with care. God bless America." Officer Thorn of SACPD - Tuesday, December 10, 2002 at 22:49:11 (PST)

Because we fully support our Brothers In Law Enforcement, allow us to respond point by point:

"To StupidStuff.org---I have been employed as an officer of the law for over 15 years. I work in the Sacramento district...I really don't appreciate these sorts of jokes...I know it may seem like fun and games to you guys, but when someone is mocking you and your profession, it truly hurts."

Yes, it does seem like fun and games to us, because that's exactly what it is. Lighten up, dude!

"I have lately been considering quitting my job, because of personal reasons, and this mocking picture doesn't make matters any better."

If your skin is really that thin, you probably should consider a career outside of law enforcement. And maybe some therapy, too.

"The entire police office of Sacramento has agreed with me, and we suggest you remove the picture to prevent further problems."

The entire police office of Sacramento agreed with you? If that's true (and we doubt it), you guys need to take some chill-pills. (The LEGAL kind, of course.) Your threat- errr, we mean 'suggestion' has been noted, but sadly, we don't allow visitors to dictate the content of the site.

"Please do not take this against the website, I spend much time on this site, and enjoy it greatly."

Just remember, the StupidStuff.org site is for children 14 and up. Some of our humor may not be suitable for younger kids, or those with impaired senses of humor. Like the entire police office of Sacramento.

"I am simply suggesting removing the above picture of police officers handling evidence."

No can do, partner. Where would it stop? If the Vatican asked us to take down the picture of the Pope (Caption Contest #8), we wouldn't listen to them either. Sorry. The picture of Officer Ganja stays up.

"There is no way to insinutate that they are using the drug products. So, thanks again, please take my suggestion with care. God bless America."

Damn, dude- you had us going, right up to the "God bless America" quote! LOL, good one!

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