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Reader Email #31

Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by ([email protected]) on Monday, March 10, 2003 at 14:40:02
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Reason for contacting us: I want to tell you how great StupidStuff.org is

Comments: Hey, Its the NAVY guy again. (aka D3v_U.S.) I will see what I can do about that bomb thing you wanted. Thanks for adding all the new pictures. My ship blocks out almost all websites, but for some reason yours managed to slip past The Man's security. Keep up the good work.

name: Just another NAVY guy
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Heh, heh, heh. We're glad we can weasel past The Man's military-grade security and get our troops the critically-needed humor they rely on. As we often say, "StupidStuff.ORG is like a Public Service". (Mostly in that they have some letters of the alphabet in common.)

The bomb thing would be cool, but we don't want to be responsible for getting you in any trouble. (Our lawyer made us say that.) Maybe you could just replace the name on the bow of your ship with our logo and take a quick photo of it. Or puttin' it on a plane would be cool too, as long as the plane had a lot of brutal-looking weaponry loaded. But don't do anything that would land your butt in the brig. (Our lawyer made us say that too.)

Anyway, we think it's way cool that you can get to us from [Classified information removed in accordance with the 2003 Revised Patriot Act ©], and so we put up another 50 pictures for ya. If the The Man says anything, tell 'em you're running "co-operative integrated tests of the firewall software", and we'll swear on a stack of young women's breasts that it's absolutely true.

[Filed Under: Things We're Ready To Swear To Right Now]


       

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