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Reader Email #35

Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (sweet_xxxxxx@hotmail.om) on Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 19:07:46
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Reason for contacting us: I want to submit a picture (or something)

Comments: I have a question. My iguanas have been acting very odd. they haven't peeled in a long while, they haven't been eating well, (they use to eat and entire bowl) one has been trying to dig out of the cage. We do let them out quite often but lately she just wants to just run and will not hold still like she use to. We have had them for a little over a year now. What could be wrong?

name: Courtney Xxxxxxx
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We get this question a lot Courtney, and we're glad you asked.

When you said that "she just wants to just run and will not hold still like she used to", it sounded just like you were talking about some of our old girlfriends. (Actually, all of them, now that we think about it.)

Oh sure, at first they're all lovey-dovey, the kinky sex is great, and everything seems fine. But then after a few months they start wanting to take over your life, asking all those personal questions like "What's your name?", "Where do you live?", "What's that sore on your lip?", and so on.

Later, after the booze runs out, the bickering starts. Then there's usually a few ugly 'you wrecked my car' type of scenes and the inevitable revenge-by-arson, just like always. Sooner or later one of us finds out about the other's police record and it's all downhill after that. (sigh) Women- you can't live with 'em, and you can't lock 'em in closet. Like my dad said to me just before he died, "A truck!!".

Anyway Courtney, we hope that answers your question, and (as always) we're glad that we could help.

[Filed Under: Something About Iguanas]


       

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