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Reader Email #36e

Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by ([email protected]) on Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 21:39:19
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Reason for contacting us: I want to submit a picture (or something)

Comments: i want to know how I find out who sent me a virtual kiss. Can you send me an IP address or name? http://www.stupidstuff.org/kiss/kiss.cgi?Do=pickup&CardID=xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

name: Judy
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Well, Judy, since you didn't offer us money, beer, or cheap, tawdry sex, we don't see why we should lift our big, fat, lazy butts off the couch and do a damn thing for you. But, what the heck, we're feeling magnanimous today.

We took the virtual kiss ID number that you gave us and cross-checked it against our server logs. Then we traced the IP it originated from back to Reston, VA, the home of AOL.

The StupidStuff.ORG Staff Attorney subpoenaed the records from AOL, and found that the line used was leased from the Chesapeake & Potomac Telephone Company. (It turns out that C & P Telco changed their name to "Bell Atlantic-West Virginia, Inc" in January, 1994, but that's not important now.)

After a few more threatening letters from our Staff Attorney, C & P Telco coughed up the records. (Our attorney, Gene, loves to write those letters. And who wouldn't love to write a 5-minute letter that you could bill us $150 bucks for? Nobody, that's fricken who.)

Anyway, C & P Telco records show that the owner of the leased line was....are you ready? Mel Gibson! That's right, it looks like Mel is hot for your bod. Aren't you lucky, you little she-devil!

[Filed Under: Happens All The Time]


       

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