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Fellow orders a triple whisky at the bar and stikes up a conversation with the landlord.

Fellow: I shouldn't drink this with what I've Got!

Landlord: Why what have you got?

Fellow: Fifty Pence!


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karl was telling his buddies back on the farm about his first visit to a big city church. "When I got there, they made me park my old pick-up in the corral," he began.

"You mean in the parking lot," interrupted Jeb, a more worldly fellow.

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Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

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